Most of us on DD have gotten friends to try a drug at least once. I always laugh at what they say the first time because usually there questions are stupid, paranoid, and always funny! I want to hear the experiences you have had with first timers and the stupid questions that they ask.
For me:
My friend asked these questions: "Am I gonna smell because my parents are picking me up early tomorrow", "Is this weed dank?", "Im feeling sooo lightheaded.", "Im not coughing after my first puff, am I good at this?"
[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250164]Usually this is the place where newbies go to ask stupid questions like those.[/url]
"dude are you buying a dime? yeah you know what a dime is right? that's what they refer to $10 of weed......."
"Drink the water it gets you even higher."
[QUOTE=brianosaur;40027858][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250164]Usually this is the place where newbies go to ask stupid questions like those.[/url][/QUOTE]
no they don't
they make their own threads
"Lol how do i hit this?"
I knew the principles of air going through a bong before i smoked
Like wtf
[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]
I'm pretty sure an average 9 year old would understand how a bong works...
I'm not judgmental of first-timers, we were all one at one point.
[QUOTE=cheetahben;40029775]I'm not judgmental of first-timers, we were all one at one point.[/QUOTE]
I agree but it's still pretty funny.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;40028543]no they don't
they make their own threads[/QUOTE]
lol true
but on topic i havent ever had the chance to smoke with a virgin weed smoker, somebody whose never done it before.
You're missing out! Feels good to help drug virgins getting started and spread the joy, as well as having your knowledge and experience actually put to use :)
I've introduced so many (probably 25+ by now lol) to drugs, mostly weed and psychedelics. I feel like a drug guru of sorts :v: which I suppose is the reputation I've built for myself among these people, for better or worse. I'm Doctor Robert! :D
Haven't really noticed any particularly memorable stupid shit they say though. I mean some things they ask might seem like basic knowledge a child should know to experienced users, but this is not due to stupidity but rather a lack of knowledge/ignorance of the subject. Like the questions posted in the OP.
I smoked a girl up once for her first time and she would not stop bitching about "how bad it tates" and "how bad it smells"
then she lit up a cigarette
[QUOTE=Mac2468;40030784]I smoked a girl up once for her first time and she would not stop bitching about "how bad it tates" and "how bad it smells"
then she lit up a cigarette[/QUOTE]
Yeah I've also noticed this, many people hate or can't stand the smell/taste of weed. But usually when they grow more experienced they learn to love it.
I've loved that shit since my first toke though <3
only dumb thing i've ever heard was someone suggesting i smoke my mushrooms with my vaporgenie...
"My tongue is becoming Manny Pacquaio"
....?
[QUOTE=acommentator;40027807]My friend asked these questions: "Am I gonna smell because my parents are picking me up early tomorrow"[/QUOTE]
That's not that bad, I never liked smelling of stale smoke
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40030768]You're missing out! Feels good to help drug virgins getting started and spread the joy, as well as having your knowledge and experience actually put to use :)
I've introduced so many (probably 25+ by now lol) to drugs, mostly weed and psychedelics. I feel like a drug guru of sorts :v: which I suppose is the reputation I've built for myself among these people, for better or worse. I'm Doctor Robert! :D
Haven't really noticed any particularly memorable stupid shit they say though. I mean some things they ask might seem like basic knowledge a child should know to experienced users, but this is not due to stupidity but rather a lack of knowledge/ignorance of the subject. Like the questions posted in the OP.[/QUOTE]
I've actually mostly introduced people to dabbing, and when I start to explain the process to make it, many people instantly stop me once i say, "you blast butane through your weed" and they are like "WTF?! BUTANE!! That shit sounds poisonous.. I'll never do that."
then I have to explain that you get out all the butane by evaporating it with heat. It's kinda 50-50 at this point whether they still think its safe or not.
'i think im dying'
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40030934]Yeah I've also noticed this, many people hate or can't stand the smell/taste of weed. But usually when they grow more experienced they learn to love it.
I've loved that shit since my first toke though <3[/QUOTE]
Nothing like some good ol organic bud to cheer up my day.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;40033999]I've actually mostly introduced people to dabbing, and when I start to explain the process to make it, many people instantly stop me once i say, "you blast butane through your weed" and they are like "WTF?! BUTANE!! That shit sounds poisonous.. I'll never do that."
then I have to explain that you get out all the butane by evaporating it with heat. It's kinda 50-50 at this point whether they still think its safe or not.[/QUOTE]
People are generally negative towards things they have limited knowledge of but think is bad, knowing only that butane is dangerous and flammable and wondering why the fuck that idiot ruined his weed with it lol. They also tend to be very stubborn with this negative attitude and keep believing they know best even after clear explanation and/or evidence as to why they're wrong has been presented.
It was the same thing with herbal blends (and acetone hash for that matter), people kept getting scared of and were nagging about the acetone being used to infuse cannabinoids into the herbs, saying it's dangerous, you'll dissolve your lung tissue, fry your brain etc not knowing that acetone evaporates extremely quickly at room temperature. Even after being proven wrong they manage to cling on to their determination by claiming that all the oils in acetone would still remain after evaporation, as if chemically pure acetone doesn't exist and herbal blend manufacturers were using nail polish remover :v:
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;40035342]People are generally negative towards things they have limited knowledge of but think is bad, knowing only that butane is dangerous and flammable and wondering why the fuck that idiot ruined his weed with it lol. They also tend to be very stubborn with this negative attitude and keep believing they know best even after clear explanation and/or evidence as to why they're wrong has been presented.
It was the same thing with herbal blends (and acetone hash for that matter), people kept getting scared of and were nagging about the acetone being used to infuse cannabinoids into the herbs, saying it's dangerous, you'll dissolve your lung tissue, fry your brain etc not knowing that acetone evaporates extremely quickly at room temperature. Even after being proven wrong they manage to cling on to their determination by claiming that all the oils in acetone would still remain after evaporation, as if chemically pure acetone doesn't exist and herbal blend manufacturers were using nail polish remover :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah exactly, you cant teach a old dog new tricks..
I usually smoke with seasoned smokers who know a lot about weed and smoke multiple times a day. A lot of my friends are really informed when it comes to weed so when you teach them something new they aren't exactly accepting to the idea. Until I give them a fat dab and they are like "whoah... this is some shit right here."
"lets go smoke more i am not high at all"
fuck you, i'm offering you weed and you better thankful for it.
the first time i smoked up my friend who usually only smoked joints, we used a bong and prem weed. he coughed for like an hour, got really high, started working out then went to sleep cause he was too high lol
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;40041216]the first time i smoked up my friend who usually only smoked joints, we used a bong and prem weed. he coughed for like an hour, got really high, started working out then went to sleep cause he was too high lol[/QUOTE]
reading that made me really happy for him
[QUOTE=Kanshi;40029456]"Lol how do i hit this?"
I knew the principles of air going through a bong before i smoked
Like wtf
[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]
I'm pretty sure an average 9 year old would understand how a bong works...[/QUOTE]
I didn't understand what a bong did at all because I've never smoked nor cared for smoking before using one
[editline]26th March 2013[/editline]
I actually had no idea (because I never cared to find out) that the purpose of bubbling it was to cool the smoke
[QUOTE=Kylel999;40047244]I didn't understand what a bong did at all because I've never smoked nor cared for smoking before using one
[editline]26th March 2013[/editline]
I actually had no idea (because I never cared to find out) that the purpose of bubbling it was to cool the smoke[/QUOTE]
Bongs feel smoother and AFAIK they conserve more weed than joints do
I know that. I was just saying that before I smoked out of a bong, I've never smoked previously nor knew anything about bong physics :v:
[editline]26th March 2013[/editline]
But hell yeah bongs always blow any joint or blunt out of the water
those first few puffs on a fresh blunt always taste so good though
Is this...What the fuck was my question again?
Ensued by the hilarity of all our group.
[QUOTE=RusSlayer;40041149]"lets go smoke more i am not high at all"
fuck you, i'm offering you weed and you better thankful for it.[/QUOTE]
theres two type of people. Courteous ones who ask in a polite manner "hey man, are we going to smoke anymore or are we good?" and the entitled ass who doesnt even ask, they just constantly give you that look of *so when we gonna smoke/(more), and give you a bewildered face when you tell they no/no more. I dont really encounter the later, but there has been a few times where i felt like someone came expecting to smoke and was confused when I am all like "i wasnt planning on it."
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40063620]theres two type of people. Courteous ones who ask in a polite manner "hey man, are we going to smoke anymore or are we good?" and the entitled ass who doesnt even ask, they just constantly give you that look of *so when we gonna smoke/(more), and give you a bewildered face when you tell they no/no more. I dont really encounter the later, but there has been a few times where i felt like someone came expecting to smoke and was confused when I am all like "i wasnt planning on it."[/QUOTE]
my mate (who is no longer a self entitled cunt) was like this the first time
that is also the reason for the 'i think im dying'
'yo im not even high, lets smoke 5x more'
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