[B](This is my first time doing this sort of thing, forgive any kind of "Weird" behavior.)[/B]
You wake up after a cool-ass fun party last night. You stretch your back and roll over to see a fat woman, naked. Surely you didn't have sex with her..... you were drunk and stoned..... DAMN! You actually might have had sex with this woman. She is still asleep, and in a deep sleep.
Your hangover creates a constant dinging sound in your head. You have 5/5 health and 5/5 magic, but your hornyness is definatley at a 0.
You find a used condom pack stuck onto your balls from some chunky clear substance. You see your phone and a toothbrush on the night table next to you.
[IMG]http://battleheart.site11.com/img/NOTbh/Motelwakeup/1.png[/IMG]
Get out of bed.
Calmly get out of the bed as not to disturb the grotesque woman, then proceed to make your side of then bed. A gentleman always makes his bed in the morning.
this is the best art i have ever seen
10/10
Check the phones SMS.
Take phone
stab woman with phone
Proceed until ded
Use magic to light the hotel on fire and jump out of a window.
As it turns out, you are only on the second story.
this art is really bad
did a 2nd grader draw this
[QUOTE=Death_God;40577681]this art is really bad
did a 2nd grader draw this[/QUOTE]
because yours is really that better
Improve the artwork, then use the phone to order a pizza for the woman. Be sure to use the blanket as a toga.
[QUOTE=KingArcher;40578428]because yours is really that better[/QUOTE]
i dont need to try but at least it doesnt look like a 6 year olds best effort
You get out of bed and use the blankets as a toga. You think about making the bed, but now there's nothing to make.
[IMG]http://battleheart.site11.com/img/NOTbh/Motelwakeup/2.png[/IMG]
You check the text messages, and there only appears to be one from "Brian" last night.
[IMG]http://battleheart.site11.com/img/NOTbh/Motelwakeup/3.png[/IMG]
You also call the lady some pizza, because you want to be a nice guy.
[IMG]http://bombdefuser.site40.net/Motelwakeup/4.png[/IMG]
Then you hear a knock at the door!
First you think its the pizza guy, but it sounds like a big black man, and he says [B]"Where big mamma at? I know you in there!"[/B]
You search around the room, but once again alls you have is a condom pack, toothbrush and a phone!
[IMG]http://bombdefuser.site40.net/Motelwakeup/5.png[/IMG]
[editline]9th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Death_God;40579189]i dont need to try but at least it doesnt look like a 6 year olds best effort[/QUOTE]
And, stop complaining about artwork. You act like using paint, on a paint forum where bad artwork is a common thing, is for professionals. I'm extremely sorry that you have a insecurity about bad artwork used by a freeware software that comes with Windows.
ask the guy "what do you want?"
Upgrade to HD on your phone and shoot him with virtual lasers.
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