Alternative title: [b]Y RIMJOBZ R AWSUM!!![/b]
Hello. My name is Johnny, and I like to lick assholes. I like it so much that I want to tell [url=http://www.facepunch.com]the world[/url] about it. You may know anal-oral sex by the names anilingus, rimming, rim-jobs, salad tossing, butt licking and eating ass. I know you. You think that anal-oral sex is weird or ineffective, but you're wrong. Just as a warning, there will be more pictures in this post, just to keep you guys interested.
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The human body has a wide range of potential pleasure. Even body parts you would find unlikely can be intense pleasure centers when fully aroused. I preform oral sex on every hole in the female body. I think they're into it. Most of the time, they're unconscious, so iunno.
Many people label analingus as an exclusively gay activity because of its association with anal sex, but heterosexual, lesbian, and gay partners all enjoy rimming, most of the time as foreplay, or on its own. While sometimes a precursor to anal sex, anal-oral is a form of stimulation that can be its own means to an erotic end. The best thing about analingus is that it's not only fun to give, but also to receive.
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There are many different techniques to anal oral Sex. Going down anilingus-style involves licking, penetrating with the tongue, sucking, kissing, biting, or otherwise orally stimulating your partner's anus. Most of the pleasure for the receiver comes from the nerve endings surrounding the anal opening, which are very sensitive. For increased pleasure, rub the woman's clit while preforming analingus, or jerk the dude off. Couldn't think of a classier way to describe the latter. Deal with it.
Like any sexual act, there are a few risks to to preforming anal-oral sex. I'm assuming you're not eating a hooker's ass out, but either way, I feel I should tell you these things, just in case your partner is a dirty whore. Hepatitis A or B, gonorrhea, syphilis, and herpes/genital warts are all STIs potentially contracted through unsafe rimming.
[url=http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-dams-gloves/glyde-dams]Dental dams[/url] offer great protection against sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Some are even flavored like vanilla and strawberry and shit. How fuckin rad is that? Condoms can be cut carefully down the middle to become an impromptu dental dam, and additionally, adding lube to the situation will help protect and add pleasure.
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get out.
Media tag that shit
Ew
Also,
media tags bitch!
what the hell.
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16457823]http://www.dogfucker.dk/wp-content/8.jpg[/QUOTE]
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That last picture gave me a boner.
My eyes!
Media tag that shit.
Last pic has funny haircut.
what is everyone expecting
I didn't expect the dog
but if you click on a thread that says "anal-oral sex"
there's gonna be porn
you are aware that bestiality is illegal yes
I find this kind of dirty.
boner activated
[QUOTE=BricknHead;16458000]you are aware that bestiality is illegal yes[/QUOTE]
not in some places
quit crying about media tags, faggots. you clicked a thread about licking out assholes.
You might want to delete that last pic.
Also omg oral sechs causes cancer
Anal-oral sex sounds like two types of sex at once.
Call it anilingus.
no
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16458238]Anal-oral sex sounds like two types of sex at once.
Call it anilingus.[/QUOTE]
i'll tell you what you can change it when you get made a supermod
oh wait :cop:
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16458239]i'll tell you what you can change it when you get made a supermod
oh wait :cop:[/QUOTE]
Ostensibly I should be GD section mod soon, and this is GD.
I'm going to pretend that gives me power over you right now. I'm willing it to change.
[QUOTE=exhale55;16457881]That last picture gave me a boner.[/QUOTE]
This D=
Won't it take like... shit, or am I missing something?
I was hoping for a copy-pasta :saddowns:
Also adblock the picture if you hate it so damn much.
anyone clicking "The Joys of Anal-Oral Sex" should expect seeing pics of chicls licking butt holes
or a pic of a dog licking a chick's butt hole
[QUOTE=luishi5000;16458386]Won't it take like... shit, or am I missing something?[/QUOTE]
no. this is because girls don't poop.
srsly though all the girls i've gone to the land down under on have been pretty clean and haven't tasted like shit. it actually tastes better than vag imo.
I see nothing wrong with this, you all need to grow up.
Whilst engaging in 69, I love licking the ass of whoever is on top of me, provided she's clean.
Unfortunately, I've only had the opportunity twice.
gonna take out the dog picture
If a guy ever tried to lick my asshole I would kick him in the head.
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