Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do? - General

Since yesterday morning I have been getting snowballs thrown at least twice every 4 minutes by the same couple of kids, and there are breaks in between when they go home or something, but then they come back with a shit load of snowballs. I'm at the point were I feel the need to grab a gun and shoot one of them. Not only is it annoying, but one of the balls had frozen into ice and broke one of my windows. I've called the police several times now but they just say 'deal with it'. I need some fucking technique to scare the living shit out of them without harming them [just kidding, we can harm them if necessary]. Oh, and as of now, they've put a box in front of my lawn filled with snowballs pre-made. They're slowing down for the night, but I have no doubt that they'll come back tomorrow. I've yelled at them, but there probably 16 and don't give a shit about anything. P.S: Don't call me a pussy for not kicking there asses, I'd rather not get in trouble with my parents who think that I should just ignore it. [b]UPDATE:[/b] They left me alone for mostly the whole day today, but then they came back at 4:00 [Pacific] and threw like batshit crazy. It was actually a funny day today.. One of the neighborhood physco was walking down my street with a bat and they ended up running away because they thought I was working with him or something. :downs: [b]UPDATE:[/b] They came back, and this time they brought cheap airsoft guns. Now I'm listening to repels of bullets [airsoft bullets, ofc] for hours.

Throw rockballs at them. insta-success.

first find where they live and talk to their parents if that doesn't work, consider calling the police just to scare the kids alternatively, if you live in texas, just shoot them.

[QUOTE=Ze Wolf E;26841647]Throw rockballs at them. insta-success.[/QUOTE] I'm probably going to be pelted at if I go outside to collect some rocks.

Load up on snowballs. Throw first when they come back.

[QUOTE=Prismatex;26841666]first find where they live and talk to their parents if that doesn't work, consider calling the police just to scare the kids alternatively, if you live in texas, just shoot them.[/QUOTE] I already have.

If you have a working hose, use it. Freezing water would be awful.

Fap [editline]fap[/editline] In the window

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26841670]I'm probably going to be pelted at if I go outside to collect some rocks.[/QUOTE] Backyard bro.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26841674]I already have.[/QUOTE] Who brings a gun to a snowball fight? You certainly should.

[QUOTE=Zackin5;26841682]Backyard bro.[/QUOTE] I have no backyard.

Set up an ambush.

Come outside with a weapon, any thing, a Knife, a gun, even a plastic gun, scare the fuckers shit less.

Call the cops

Go to the police station with pictures and talk to the cops, they'll believe you then.

Spray the little shits with cold water since it's freezing there. :clockimage:

Gun ownership is the only answer

Hide in some bushes, and when they come to snowball your house, return fire at them. Also, get some of your buddies to help you.

Airsoft gun. That, or compact snow.

get a watergun and fill it with your piss, and shoot it at the kids. Preferably the waterguns that you can pump up and get some range on with

Get your hose, put ice patches on every sidewalk on your property.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;26841725]Come outside with a weapon, any thing, a Knife, a gun, even a plastic gun, scare the fuckers shit less.[/QUOTE] congratulations you just got charged with criminal menacing

[QUOTE=credesniper;26841766]Airsoft gun. That, or compact snow.[/QUOTE] Yes, lets get airsoft a worse name then it already has. Good thinking.

So there is a box in your lawn right now?

Rape them.

BB gun?

Get a Tiger.

[QUOTE=Stupideye;26841801]Yes, lets get airsoft a worse name then it already has. Good thinking.[/QUOTE]It isn't getting any better, so no harm will be done. Besides, it's not like he's going to take out eyes.

build a snow fort by where they throw from. Hide inside it. Wait for them to come back. When they do, jump out and scream something in a Scottish accent. It doesn't matter what, just make sure to use a Scottish accent. Then, throw yellow snowballs at them. I don't care how you make them yellow, either. This is the only solution.

id probably soak them with water if you don't want to physically hurt them nothing worse then wet clothes when it's 20 below freezing.