Fat Thief fails to break shop window, gets scared, runs away, trips, and loses his pants. All before
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I saw this on the news this morning. It's perfectly silly.
Being fat is one thing, but that deformed sort of fat always... terrifies me for some reason
What even causes that?? Wearing tight-banded pants when skinny and then eating yourself fat while still wearing those pants?
He doesn't even look fat, more so pregnant than anything which is pretty disturbing. Also, the fps that the surveillance camera records at make it look like a silent film.
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EDIT: Jesus, that tune is catchy as fuck...
What a [I]dumbass.[/I]
He looks in the window, and THEN walks 3 steps in one direction and pulls the blatantly obvious mask on, and then fails to break the window.
like hiding his face would cause people not to be able to identify him
that's such a weird form of being fat ew god
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;40074234]What a [I]dumbass.[/I]
He looks in the window, and THEN walks 3 steps in one direction and pulls the blatantly obvious mask on, and then fails to break the window.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for describing the video
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;40074254]Thanks for describing the video[/QUOTE]
No problem
Ironic how he is trying to break into what looks like it could possibly be a fast food restaurant?
[QUOTE=Shadow801;40075092]Ironic how he is trying to break into what looks like it could possibly be a fast food restaurant?[/QUOTE]
It's a gas station/quickie mart.
hahahaha he looks like a court jester with his tacky clothes and the way the panty-hose he uses to conceal his face dangles from his head
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[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;40068369]Truth: I literally check my privilege every single day. This isn't a joke.
There isn't a day that goes by without me thinking or feeling about how I am lucky to be a white, middle-class, heterosexual male in the United States, and whenever I interact with people who are placed lower than me on the socioeconomic scale I always try to moderate myself to some degree and make sure that my unconscious biases do not affect my behavior.[/QUOTE]
well so much for me being mr. fair and unbiased, I just ripped on a guy for being fat and probably poor
probably saw a camera in there when he walked away to put on his mask, then ran away when the alarm went off.
where did the first guy go?
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;40076443]where did the first guy go?[/QUOTE]
He realized that the shop is closed and therefore would have to come back later.
Ahahahaha he has a pantyhose on his head, like, the ones with two pant legs and all.
Bam Margera's dad?
How can we be sure that the guy in the video is not the OP.
[QUOTE=adam1172;40082447]How can we be sure that the guy in the video is not the OP.[/QUOTE]
Oh please, no one would be so dumb they would show a clip of themselves in hopes of becoming famous :v:
He's not that fat, it's just a basketball he stole earlier hidden in his pants.
Those pants make me horny.
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