If drinking the urine of little boys is wrong, Alan Patton doesn't want to be right - Polidicks

[release]Every time Alan D. Patton makes the news, no matter how minor the charge, it triggers public revulsion. The latest was June 14, when police cited him for criminal mischief at SportsOhio in Dublin. Police said he placed plastic wrap over toilet seats, shut off the water to urinals and placed foam cups in them. What disgusts people the most is what these minor charges, over at least 16 years, suggest: He is still collecting and drinking the urine of boys, and no one seems to be doing anything to stop him. "What is the matter with you judges?" is the substance of e-mails arriving at the Franklin County Municipal Court the past few weeks, Administrative Judge Carrie Glaeden said. Story continues below Advertisement Glaeden had Patton in her court for three misdemeanor charges in 2006. She gave him the toughest penalty allowed -- five years of strict probation, which included wearing a tracking device and forbidding him from any public restroom and contact with any child. When he did not attend the counseling she had ordered, Glaeden found him in contempt. On his way to jail to serve a 30-day contempt sentence, Patton stopped at a McDonald's restroom. Glaeden then gave him the most time she could for violating the probation, 165 days. After three Hilliard police officers escorted Patton from the public pool at Municipal Park on July 11, the police department started getting callers asking, "Why didn't you arrest him?" Because he wasn't committing a crime, detective Dave Cunningham responded. Patton was washing his hands in the pool's restroom when people recognized him from a flier distributed after the Dublin incident. Patton wasn't on probation limiting his contact with public places or children, although that is now a condition of his bond from the Dublin case. He's also confined to his home, 6269 Emberwood Rd. on the Northwest Side, where he lives with his mother. Contacted yesterday, Patton, 56, declined to be interviewed on his attorney's advice. As long ago as 1993, Patton admitted to his fetish and told police then that he had "a long history of obtaining urine." No law prohibits it.[/release] Read more at [url]http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/07/19/patton.ART_ART_07-19-08_A1_29APPF4.html?sid=101[/url] Also this is old as piss, sorry. Also what the fuck, he attached tubes to little boys dicks to suck the piss out of them? How did that not make him end up in jail? Oh well I guess he's just [i]that[/i] creepy guy that every town has.

Seriously, why're you posting so many stories about sexual offenses? Actually, where are you [B]finding[/B] all these stories about sexual offenses?

These men are true heroes. :patriot:

[QUOTE=Fables;20149033]Seriously, why're you posting so many stories about sexual offenses? Actually, where are you [B]finding[/B] all these stories about sexual offenses?[/QUOTE] I'm like Josef Fritzl, execpt with news stories. [editline]10:06PM[/editline] :q: [img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00477/Josef_Fritzl_280_477364a.jpg[/img]

Why would you willingly, freely, out of your fucking self, drink [b]piss[/b].

[QUOTE=healthpoint;20149102]Why would you willingly, freely, out of your fucking self, drink [b]piss[/b].[/QUOTE] I drink piss because it's sterile and it tastes good.

[QUOTE=Fables;20149033]Seriously, why're you posting so many stories about sexual offenses? Actually, where are you [B]finding[/B] all these stories about sexual offenses?[/QUOTE] He commits them all.

[QUOTE=Fables;20149033]Seriously, why're you posting so many stories about sexual offenses? Actually, where are you [B]finding[/B] all these stories about sexual offenses?[/QUOTE] These are both valid questions. :colbert:

i wonder if it tastes like energy drink [editline]05:15AM[/editline] nah it probably tastes better

He's the Emperor Scorpious of perversion.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;20149092]I'm like Josef Fritzl, execpt with news stories. [editline]10:06PM[/editline] :q: [IMG]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00477/Josef_Fritzl_280_477364a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Yes, that would explain a lot...

Sorry for 1 month bump,but: Quote from the article: [B][I][U]"He told police he did this to "become a part of their youth, happiness and strength." He said he never meant harm to the children." "I love them; it is a shame I have to obtain love from them that way," he said, according to court files. He said he always had difficulty associating with adults."[/U][/I][/B] What.The.HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

Not long before The Golden joins the thread.

[QUOTE=healthpoint;20149102]Why would you willingly, freely, out of your fucking self, drink [b]piss[/b].[/QUOTE] Fetishes are far more common than you might like to think.

ruined my appetite

"This halloween, I want to dress up as a toilet, and hope some of the kids will pee on me! Oh god I'm jacking off right now" Sounds like a Wood Yi copycat.

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20853115]Fetishes are far more common than you might like to think.[/QUOTE] Since you're defending it, does that mean you have/know someone with one? Oh and it may be a fetish but when its kids its just so fucked up its not right

what the fuck

Hot.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;20853325]ruined my appetite[/QUOTE] I'm thirsty now.

Made me really, really think of this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL-XYq9tw1U[/media]

[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20853535]Since you're defending it, does that mean you have/know someone with one? Oh and it may be a fetish but when its kids its just so fucked up its not right[/QUOTE] I'm not saying I condone it, just offering an explanation of why someone would do this, sort of. And yeah, the whole kids thing is a bit fucked, but at least he's not buggering them, I guess

:barf: What the fuck.

Obeying the law is a piece o' piss.

i guess you could say... [i]urine[/i] for a big surprise when you read this article... xD

Goddamnit why does he have to have my name... :geno:

[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20854757]i guess you could say... [i]urine[/i] for a big surprise when you read this article... xD[/QUOTE] I guess you could say something remotely intelligent for once, but I don't think either is going to happen any time soon.