Israel warned New Zealand that UN resolution was 'declaration of war' - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Wellington: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu personally phoned New Zealand's Foreign Minister Murray McCully to warn him a UN resolution co-sponsored by the country was a "declaration of war", according to a leading Israeli newspaper. The UN Security Council resolution called for Israel to stop building settlements on occupied Palestinian land, including East Jerusalem, declaring the settlements "illegal". It was picked up and sponsored by New Zealand and three other countries after US President-elect Donald Trump reportedly pressured Egypt into dropping it. It was passed on Saturday after the US abstained instead of vetoing, as they historically have done on votes concerning Israel.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.smh.com.au/world/israel-warned-new-zealand-that-un-resolution-was-declaration-of-war-report-20161227-gtiogk.html[/url] Touch New Zealand and feel the Anzacs fucking you up your arse

Piss poor by Bibi... wouldn't expect anything less from him. Still, also piss poor from New Zealand. The actions achieve nothing - I would've expected more nuanced discussion from a country like New Zealand.

Touch NZ and I'll fondle your balls with a mallet

"Did you pass this resolution to die?" "Nah mate, we passed it yesterdie!"

Israel threatening war over their lebensraum, huh?

When you are one of the most peaceful nations on earth and people are declaring war on you.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;51591886]"Did you pass this resolution to die?" "Nah mate, we passed it yesterdie!"[/QUOTE] I want to hate this but I can't

Who on gods green hell would want to hurt [I]New Zealand[/I]? They're the Canada to Australia's America. Are you guys going to send in the Kangaroo Special Forces?

honestly i think in a fight New Zealand would win. it's always the quiet ones. [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] New Zealand seems like the kind of girl who'd stick her thumb up your arse unexpectedly but at the perfect moment so it turns from a great root into a fantastic one [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] i wouldn't wanna face NZ in a barfight because it seems like the kind of country that would just go to fucking town your jugular with a bit of Bulmers bottle.

[QUOTE=DOCTOR LIGHT;51591910]honestly i think in a fight New Zealand would win. it's always the quiet ones. [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] New Zealand seems like the kind of girl who'd stick her thumb up your arse unexpectedly but at the perfect moment so it turns from a great root into a fantastic one [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] i wouldn't wanna face NZ in a barfight because it seems like the kind of country that would just go to fucking town your jugular with a bit of Bulmers bottle.[/QUOTE] Israel has more modern and sophisticated equipment than NZ, plus a lot of troops with recent combat experience, not saying what they're doing is right, but still.

haaretz is a rag, i'll believe it when i see it in another israeli newspaper

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;51591951]Israel has more modern and sophisticated equipment than NZ, plus a lot of troops with recent combat experience, not saying what they're doing is right, but still.[/QUOTE] problem number 1) new zeiland is not the deserts of the middle east israel is accustomed to fighting in and have absolutely designed all their vehicles to take advantage of. problem number 2) theyre on the other side of the world from israel

[QUOTE=Sableye;51591963]problem number 1) new zeiland is not the deserts of the middle east israel is accustomed to fighting in and have absolutely designed all their vehicles to take advantage of. problem number 2) theyre on the other side of the world from israel[/QUOTE] Also don't forget that Israel can't just up and attack New Zealand without plenty of other countries stepping in to pound their shit in

I think israel invading new Zealand is like, where the international community will draw the line. Hes just so cuddly and cute, nothing like poland at all.

[QUOTE=Blizzerd;51591974]I think israel invading new Zealand is like, where the international community will draw the line. Hes just so cuddly and cute, nothing like poland at all.[/QUOTE] can you imagine a policy of appeasement though "we want them to pay!" "ok, you can have it all." "...seriously? um ok where exactly is...holy shit we can't get there, our navy is like 5 destroyers big!"

There's lots of spare arable land in New Zealand right? I would support Israel expending its borders into NZ.

call up the anzacs boys; we're getting the band back together

They gotta swim there first

fuck the kiwis baby killers unite to form: SAUDI DEFENCE INITIATIVE

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;51591951]Israel has more modern and sophisticated equipment than NZ, plus a lot of troops with recent combat experience, not saying what they're doing is right, but still.[/QUOTE] Isreal also has absolutely no way to project that kind of power in any meaningful way, lacking a major blue water navy and having pretty limited strategic airlifting capabilities

lol come at us

[QUOTE=Sableye;51591963]problem number 1) new zeiland is not the deserts of the middle east israel is accustomed to fighting in and have absolutely designed all their vehicles to take advantage of. problem number 2) theyre on the other side of the world from israel[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tigster;51591969]Also don't forget that Israel can't just up and attack New Zealand without plenty of other countries stepping in to pound their shit in[/QUOTE] neo-nazis and /pol/ would lead me to believe that the jooz would just pull strings and make Australia invade NZ for them.

I have to admit that assuming this is actually legit I'm genuinely curious how the fuck they would even project any kind of force against New Zealand Even conveniently ignoring their various allies, New Zealand is almost clear on the other side of the globe and as far as I know Israel has like one port city and a navy comprised of small missile boats with nothing classing larger than a corvette I feel like this paper's just pissing at New Zealand because they're not a NATO member

Yeah, nah... Not going to happen Benny.

Do wrong to a kiwi and you wrong the rest of the commonwealth bro I dare you.

Just send a couple of All Blacks forwards at them, that'll sort it out.

Yeah great idea there, just call war on the entire Commonwealth why don't you, totally wont backfire. This is so stupid, hoping this is more a shitty bluff but the fact they've pulled their embassy members out and blocked NZ's from going in and that Ben is a complete fuckwit he might actually do it which would be hilarious in a way, that or its a really bad attempt at an attention grab spitting dummy out cry baby shit again from one of the most retarded country leaders ever.

I'm getting really tired of all these anonymous sources from large agencies who only spoke to one newspaper/media organization/etc.

[QUOTE=Timebomb575;51592036]Isreal also has absolutely no way to project that kind of power in any meaningful way, lacking a major blue water navy and having pretty limited strategic airlifting capabilities[/QUOTE] ICBM's.

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;51592154]ICBM's.[/QUOTE] Even if they did have ICBMs they would be doing the middle east a favour by using them.