Facepunch, in reguards to my van living. - General

Yall think your smart.. So a 51 year old cant talk about his mama or the life of a hippie? I dont understand i was trying to share a story, and in return i get no love, but hatred. Thats not right.. Love ya. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

Where is my smart?

Why don't you have a custom title yet?

I'm lost.

[QUOTE=Trimalchio;19216457] Love ya.[/QUOTE] I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck [img]http://www.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dukenukem3dbox.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Trimalchio;19216457]Yall think your smart.. So a 51 year old cant talk about his mama or the life of a hippie? I dont understand i was trying to share a story, and in return i get no love, but hatred. Thats not right.. Love ya.[/QUOTE] Welcome to the internet, we have assholes and trolls at a discount price.

Sure if you provide proof otherwise you're gonna get ripped apart. Also: [QUOTE=Trimalchio]My mom says i need to go see a therapist cause i broke a bunch of shit in my room for no reason. What do you think? I think shes a hairy cunt. I want to punch her in the face. That's why i am here.[/quote]

I rated an optimistic because you think you'll be able to survive here.

What I am perplexed by is why a 51 year old man who enjoys living simple all of a sudden decided to join the quite complex world of the internet (especially to an online forum filled with anxiety teens)? I mean my father is 53 and he enjoys the internet, but he tends to stay away with "rubbish" sites like facepunch. Why would you choose facepunch over say a forum that's actually about living your type of lifestyle?

[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;19216614]What I am perplexed by is why a 51 year old man who enjoys living simple all of a sudden decided to join the quite complex world of the internet (especially to an online forum filled with anxiety teens)? I mean my father is 53 and he enjoys the internet, but he tends to stay away with "rubbish" sites like facepunch. Why would you choose facepunch over say a forum that's actually about living your ype of lifestyle?[/QUOTE] Because he isn't a 51 year old man. Just take a quick look through his post history and this becomes quite clear. [quote=OP's Previous Thread]Hello, My name is Zack. I like to play the guitar and hangout in the sun. But sometimes i get too high and can't remember how to play the guitar. So i just lay in the grass and look at the clouds. I like watching the earth move, it makes me feel alive. All of my friends call me Ziggy and i don't go to school. Which is bad because i dropped out when i was 15 so i have a ninth grade education. I need to do something with my life but i don't know what. My mom asks me all the time, what do you enjoy doing, do you have any hobbies? And all i can say is, i just like to hangout. I like video games but only for computer. Ive never really played x box or play station. My family has never had enough money for any of that. I like games such as counter strike source, and g mod. They let me escape from the world and zone out for hours, which feel like minutes. My life is pretty basic, i wake up, walk from my girlfriends house to my house. (It is about a 5 mile walk or so, it takes a few hours.) Shower, eat, get high, and just do nothing all day. Then i walk back to my girlfriends house and hang out with her until the next morning, when i find myself doing the same thing again. Ive only been in love once. And i have only had sex with one girl, i plan to spend the rest of my life with her. That's really the only thing i want in life is to be with her. If you could not already tell i am under the influence. Not of alcohol though, i am not a huge drinker. I only drink at parties and social outings like camping and new years. I love camping and being out in the nature. It gives me good vibes and i always feel at home in the woods. If my girlfriend ever leaves me, i plan to live in the woods away from society. I have one best friend, his name is Jake. Everyone calls him Jake the Snake and he is known in my town for always having fungus or acid. He gets sheets of acid with hundreds of tabs and sells them off in literally a day or two. I love mushrooms, everything makes since. Ive tripped plenty of times, and i only ate an eighth about two hours ago. But these kicked in really fast, faster than i thought they would. I was on my daily walk when i started to feel it. Everything makes since. I had a job at this sand which shop in town but i quit. I worked 7 days a week and only got paid $300 or so every paycheck. That really bothered me. I am a fairly happy person, and i live a good life. I am lucky enough to be able to support myself with food, and new clothes on occasion. I had a car, but it got taken from me by the government. I am not a fan of the government, not at all. They lie to there people and are deceitful. Let's not get into all of that. I wish i had a life. Also, i am sorry, but i will not conform with the paragraph format. [/quote]

Beacuse people like you on this internet forum is considered a troll.

[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;19216630]Because he isn't a 51 year old man. Just take a quick look through his post history and this becomes quite clear.[/QUOTE] Can no one detect sarcasm anymore... Do you honestly think with over 11,000 posts and being a member for 4 years that I was in any way shape or form serious?

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/leidt.jpg[/IMG] :v:

[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;19216657]Can no one detect sarcasm anymore... Do you honestly think with over 11,000 posts and being a member for 4 years that I was in any way shape or form serious?[/QUOTE] I detected the sarcasm but was trying to add on to the point you were making. Sorry now that I reread what I wrote this doesn't quite come off as I intended. Also this is the OP apparently: [img]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/m_1acf26e1c4e5e94ae203b72e2e87d4f6.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.myspace.com/airsoftfreak9999[/url]

[QUOTE=dookster;19216659][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/leidt.jpg[/IMG] :v:[/QUOTE] You rang? [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18453/643365-redguard_super.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;19216657]Can no one detect sarcasm anymore... Do you honestly think with over 11,000 posts and being a member for 4 years that I was in any way shape or form serious?[/QUOTE] It's hard to detect in written form.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;19216548]I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck [img]http://www.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dukenukem3dbox.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Thats FMJ, silly billy. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNeBRc7W7s&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Trimalchio;19216457]Yall think your smart.. So a 51 year old cant talk about his mama or the life of a hippie? I dont understand i was trying to share a story, and in return i get no love, but hatred. Thats not right.. Love ya.[/QUOTE] [img]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/m_1acf26e1c4e5e94ae203b72e2e87d4f6.jpg[/img] I'd post 399 more, but this ain't the OIFY.

[QUOTE=dookster;19216730]It's hard to detect in written form.[/QUOTE] Not in real life either. Most of my school thinks I'm into bestiality with my cat. What scares me is that they're cool with it.