New Social Security reform bill encourages Americans to die younger

[Humantorch00]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QuFnOYcy4E&f[/media]

Wouldn't be surprised if this became true

[ultra_bright]

Read the title and went "Whaaaa?"

and then I onion.

[scorpinat]

for some reason that bill looks like a hell of a party

[ThePunisher1]

Haha, would you rather grow old, lose all your wealth and be forgotten, or go out early in a blaze of glory? YEEOHHHH

[CommunistCookie]

Is it sad that I totally believed the title?

[Valdor]

don't worry, there's still a chance somebody will come in and make a fool of themselves.

[Bishop869]

More commercial airlines should do barrel rolls.

[The Robster]

I was reading the title and saying to myself "Please be the Onion please be the Onion..."