Stephen Fry paedophilia limerick on QI 'unfortunate and regrettable' - BBC
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The BBC Trust has described as "unfortunate and regrettable" an episode of BBC2 quiz show QI in which host Stephen Fry recited a limerick about paedophilia minutes before a Newsnight report on the Jimmy Savile scandal.
The limerick, which Fry recited as the last item of the comedy quiz show, went:
"There was a young chaplain from King's
Who talked about God and such things;
But his real desire
Was a boy in the choir
With a bottom like jelly on springs."
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[url]http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/aug/29/stephen-fry-paedophilia-limerick-apology-bbc[/url]
Stephen Fry also wrote a play called Latin! or Tobacco and Boys which positively depicts a relationship between a teacher and a 13 year old student. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin!_or_Tobacco_and_Boys[/url]
I wonder if operation Yewtree are investigating him.
too bad
well it's not really endorsing pedophilia, just making fun of the church
Ah that's not so bad. IT's like the old limerick:
Mary had a little lamb,
she thought it rather silly.
She threw it up in the air
and caught it by it's
Willy was a good dog
sitting on the grass.
Along came a bumblebee
and stung him on his
ask no questions,
tell no lies.
Have you seen a policeman
doing up his
flies are dirty
bees are worse,
and thats the end of this horrid little verse.
Sensationalist people have a habit of equating acknowledgement with endorsement. The logic is that if you explain something or acknowledge that it exists, the only conclusion is that you endorse said activity.
this episode came out ages ago, why are they complaining now
Aww, i thought a new episode of QI had been released
Also Fry could probably recite a poem about murdering puppies and people would still love him
[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;42008422]Aww, i thought a new episode of QI had been released
Also Fry could probably recite a poem about murdering puppies and people would still love him[/QUOTE]
There will be tomorrow, it starts again.
Who cares? It's a joke and a funny one.
The issue is that it was aired right before a newsnight piece about Saville.
Which is pretty unfortunate, you have to admit. Obviously though, the blame doesn't lie on Stephen for that.
No fun allowed
Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
10,000v went up its bumb,
and turned its wool to nylon.
[QUOTE=slamex;42008269]Ah that's not so bad. IT's like the old limerick:
Mary had a little lamb,
she thought it rather silly.
She threw it up in the air
and caught it by it's
Willy was a good dog
sitting on the grass.
Along came a bumblebee
and stung him on his
ask no questions,
tell no lies.
Have you seen a policeman
doing up his
flies are dirty
bees are worse,
and thats the end of this horrid little verse.[/QUOTE]
Obligatory
[video=youtube;TywmpMQYojs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs[/video]
Theres one department in the BBC where they handle all the BBC's fuck ups.
"Whats on the agenda today, Bill?"
"Lets see here... Savile, Savile, Clarkson up until lunch, then after that some QI and to finish the day some more Clarkson."
[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;42010028]Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
10,000v went up its bumb,
and turned its wool to nylon.[/QUOTE]
My friend used to sing weird songs like that. His favourite, if I recall, was something along the lines of:
[I]The grand old duke of pork
He had ten thousand pigs
He marched them up onto a hill and ordered irish figs
He marched them round and round
They were never overtaken
Then they laid out in the sun and all turned into bacon[/I]
[QUOTE=slamex;42008269]Ah that's not so bad. IT's like the old limerick:
Mary had a little lamb,
she thought it rather silly.
She threw it up in the air
and caught it by it's
Willy was a good dog
sitting on the grass.
Along came a bumblebee
and stung him on his
ask no questions,
tell no lies.
Have you seen a policeman
doing up his
flies are dirty
bees are worse,
and thats the end of this horrid little verse.[/QUOTE]
Good God, I remember those first lines.
When I was in the scouts, we always sang this variation:
My old man's a dustbin man
He wears a dustbin hat
He farted through the keyhole
And paralysed the cat
The chairs couldn't take it
The tables fell apart
And all because of my old man's supersonic fart
Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net
Halfway up to Mars on a supersonic jet
They laid him a on stretcher
They laid him on a bed
They rubbed his bum with pedigree chum and this is what he said
My wife has had a baby
His name is sonny Jim
We took to the lavatory to see if he could swim
He swam to the bottom
He swam to the top
Loo loo got excited and pulled him by his
Cocktail, whiskey, seven sips of glass
And if you don't like it I'll pour it down your
Ask no questions, tell no lies
I saw a policeman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance, bugs are worse
And this is the end of my silly little verse
Given how often the tone changes, I think it's actually just a collection of stuff mashed together
I've been going through QI again and this was like Season 2 from like 10 years ago.
Get over it.
Edit: I thought it was like season 2, maybe I'm mistaken.
Edit2: Yea I was wrong. Still like a year old or so.
[QUOTE=Jsm;42008464]There will be tomorrow, it starts again.[/QUOTE]
Isn't the new series starting next friday?
[editline]29th August 2013[/editline]
Yep, 6th september
[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;42010539]Theres one department in the BBC where they handle all the BBC's fuck ups.
"Whats on the agenda today, Bill?"
"Lets see here... Savile, Savile, Clarkson up until lunch, then after that some QI and to finish the day some more Clarkson."[/QUOTE]
I am imagining a giant hand painted mural of Clarkson in the lobby. Without Clarkson they would be unable to justify the department's existence.
[QUOTE=RobbL;42012074]Isn't the new series starting next friday?
[editline]29th August 2013[/editline]
Yep, 6th september[/QUOTE]
Shit. I blame the BBCs bad wording in their advert. I'm going to run away now before I get killed for getting peoples hopes up.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBUjlOqMlaU[/media]
Episode in question.
It's not that old, but I'd have thought they'd pick it up sooner.
[QUOTE=JonniXD;42012498][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBUjlOqMlaU[/media]
Episode in question.
It's not that old, but I'd have thought they'd pick it up sooner.[/QUOTE]
Allen Davis taking the phrase "eat shit" to its logical end. Fantastic.
At first I thought they had already started series K, then I saw the quote and was saddened to find I had already seen the episode in question.
Y'all don't know how limericks are constructed
[editline]29th August 2013[/editline]
unpoetic plebs
[QUOTE=Aidan_088;42008200][url]http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/aug/29/stephen-fry-paedophilia-limerick-apology-bbc[/url]
Stephen Fry also wrote a play called Latin! or Tobacco and Boys which positively depicts a relationship between a teacher and a 13 year old student. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin!_or_Tobacco_and_Boys[/url]
I wonder if operation Yewtree are investigating him.[/QUOTE]
The student in Latin! or Tobacco and Boys is in his twenties, not his teens.
[QUOTE=PolarEventide;42013052]The student in Latin! or Tobacco and Boys is in his twenties, not his teens.[/QUOTE]
It's stated that the boy is 13. The play is also set in a prep school which only has students from 8-13 so Rupert couldn't possibly be any older than 13.
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