The Fentoozler Awards - General

[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/9bke4i.jpg[/IMG] During my short time here at Facepunch, I have come to the realization that 90% of you guys are straight up retards. I feel it is relevant enough that a few of those special retards should be recognized for their achievements in stupidity, and with that, here are the first annual fentoozler awards. [b]And the Nominees for most retarded forum post are:[/b] 1.) From the thread "Hookah Smoking", KrAzy_nikomo [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/2uopboi.jpg[/IMG] Bongs are legal, you fucktard. As if cApiTal LetTeRz weren't enough of a give away that you have the intellect of a 12 year old. 2.) From the thread "The Second Annual No shave November Challenge", Tasty Man [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/blnl.jpg[/IMG] While at first glance this may seem like a normal post, Tastyman is actually my younger cousin Dylan, who couldn't grow out a beard no matter how hard he tried. Maybe next year little fella. DISQUALIFIED 3.) From the thread: "Let's Play: Wisest Wizard! (drinking game)", ProgramFiles [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/2mfkt2u.jpg[/IMG] You can tell a lot from someones user name. After just seeing this dude signed up as 'ProgramFiles' it was evident that he WOULD want to play a game where you end up like [url=http://tinypic.com/r/25a2luv/4]this[/url] COMPLETELY SOBER 4.) From the thread: "How will the 2000's be remembered?", Headcrabz [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/2ag3r82.jpg[/IMG] Holy fuck, I know it's facepunch but could you withdraw yourself from you're fantasy world of garrysmod and portal for 10 seconds. What in this thread even remotely reminded you of Portal? It was a perfectly legitimate topic. I would HATE to hang out with that kid who whenever a mature discussion pops up changes the subject to something they can handle. Go jack off to pictures of Gordan Freeman. And the award goes to.... PROGRAMFILES [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/im1ich.jpg[/IMG] [b]And the Nominees for most retarded threads are:[/b] 1.) From the thread "Arnold Schwarzeneggar went into Terminator mode, attasbank [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/23tjb02.jpg[/IMG] HOW HILARIOUS. A terminator reference when talking about Arnold?! NO WAY 2.) From the thread "New contraceptive trial jab for men", Dr Bob I'm just giving the link to this one, Dr Bob took the liberty to post not one, but FOUR pictures of a syringe in the OP. BRILLIANT. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=824440[/url] 3.) From the thread "Roads - Ever think about what you're driving on", Robman8908 [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=756789[/url] I honestly cannot think of a more boring subject to make a topic on than roads. Whats next, "The concrete megathread". Nobody gives a fuck dude. 4.) From the thread "How to convince my dad that I shouldn't have to get off the computer at 9 PM?", lemonlimecom [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/9t3lnb.jpg[/IMG] Try getting a life outside of TF2 and this website you piece of shit. If I were you're parents I'd take your computer away and sign you up for a football team so someone could beat the shit out of you for me. And the award goes too... LEMONLIMECOM [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/im1ich.jpg[/IMG] And finally, the most prestigious award of the night [b]The Nominees for most failed attempt at humor are:[/b] 1.) From the thread "Spongebob to marry Sandy on his titular show", MongfromKong [IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/13yi7mw.jpg[/IMG] ... Seriously? I'm just not going to even get into this one 2.) From the thread "Swordguy - HE'S COMING FOR YOU", MisterQuiggles [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=821501[/url] [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/fonfyg.jpg[/IMG] This whole idea sucked balls to begin with but it went deeper than that. The whole thing was just proof at how much facepunch sucks balls at coming up with 'memes' to cling onto, but nonetheless, the forum was filled with avatars of an unfunny joke that was done just to get that kind of a reaction. 3.) From the thread "Man Sentenced in Fish Attack", aznz888 [IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/5bbp83.jpg[/IMG] As if the asian race wasn't already represented well enough tonight, aznz888 stepped his game up and took it to a whole nother level. And the award goes too... Hands down MISTERQUIGGLES [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/im1ich.jpg[/IMG] GOODNIGHT [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Extensive Flaming" - GunFox))[/highlight]

I've seen dumber posts than this.

and the award for dumbest thread of the night goes to Fentoozler [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/im1ich.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Armotekma;17912216]and the award for dumbest thread of the night goes to Fentoozler [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/im1ich.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] WOAH totally did not see that one coming!

I don't see why someone who wants to stay on the PC later than 9:00pm is a loser.

wHERES MINE

I didn't win :saddowns:

This thread is dumb. I'm smart enough to recognize when other people are stupid, I don't need you to tell me who.

[QUOTE=noctune9;17912324]This thread is dumb. I'm smart enough to recognize when other people are stupid, I don't need you to tell me who.[/QUOTE] Do we have a new nominee for next year already!?

[QUOTE=Fentoozler;17912223]WOAH totally did not see that one coming![/QUOTE] You must be literally blind or just plain dumb to have not seen that one coming. You come in here making a thread about how stupid these guys are, but really YOU'RE the one who deserves the crown. Hypocrite.

No, the real problem is that he made the thread knowing full well people would be sparked to say that HE was the real idiot, just so he could throw back witty retorts at each person who responded. It's not very hard to follow.

[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/5bbp83.jpg[/img] It's not even that bad of a joke. I mean, all the news section is about really is just shitty puns. I've seen way worse in there.

[QUOTE=Fentoozler;17912342]Do we have a new nominee for next year already!?[/QUOTE] Yes, we do. Nominee #1 for the 2010 Fentoozler Awards: FENTOOZLER!

fentoozler nobody is going to give you funnies

Cry more.