What the hell is with the "mainstream" part of the internet's creepy obsession with Elsa?
Knowingly its almost certainly because of the over-promotional material with Frozen in the past and people still trying to bank on its success despite it being 3 years later but christ, I thought those "games" you would see on DressUpWho or the IPad store were only the end of it (besides the obvious R34 that may or may not include incest). You don't see shit like any of this happen that often to the other Disney princesses.
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;50544787]What the hell is with the "mainstream" part of the internet's creepy obsession with Elsa?
Knowingly its almost certainly because of the over-promotional material with Frozen in the past and people still trying to bank on its success despite it being 3 years later but christ, I thought those "games" you would see on DressUpWho or the IPad store were only the end of it (besides the obvious R34 that may or may not include incest). You don't see shit like any of this happen that often to the other Disney princesses.[/QUOTE]
Happens every few years, we also had this with Shrek and Cars but this time Disney pumped a unbelievable amount of money into marketing Frozen and putting its name on every product they can find
What the shit are those live action superhero videos. I've seen a glimpse from a few other channels, but I didn't realize that [sp]they were literally shitty[/sp]
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;50544787]What the hell is with the "mainstream" part of the internet's creepy obsession with Elsa?
Knowingly its almost certainly because of the over-promotional material with Frozen in the past and people still trying to bank on its success despite it being 3 years later but christ, I thought those "games" you would see on DressUpWho or the IPad store were only the end of it (besides the obvious R34 that may or may not include incest). You don't see shit like any of this happen that often to the other Disney princesses.[/QUOTE]
I think the weirdest part is how much of it is made by people who literally haven't even heard of the movie. There is so much legitimate Disney merch made by like, z-tier ad companies that show up in big name stores that... seem to have not gotten the memo that Frozen is about two -sisters-.
Literally what is going through the minds of the people who make these channels? "PREGNANT MERMAID ELSA SPIDER-MAN" sounds like something a fucking robot would come up with. Maybe these people are literally just robots wearing human skin. The invasion has already begun, and they already have our children.
Isn't one of those Real Life Spider-Man and Frozen Elsa channels run by ETHAN BRADBERRY?
[QUOTE=Brobattington;50544950]Isn't one of those Real Life Spider-Man and Frozen Elsa channels run by ETHAN BRADBERRY?[/QUOTE]
Probably, there are like a hundred of them, so fuck maybe I run one and don't even realize it
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What the fuck.....what the fuck....why would channels and videos like these exist?
I'm so mortified beyond words.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;50544950]Isn't one of those Real Life Spider-Man and Frozen Elsa channels run by ETHAN BRADBERRY?[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;kKx1Ith4vJY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKx1Ith4vJY[/video]
This is what happens when you take trending topics and throw them in a blender.
I would for sure go to Willy Idubbz's Cancer Factory, too bad he [sp]fucking died[/sp]
Jesus christ that ending :v:
Also i want that Captain Morgan bottle
[QUOTE=Shugo;50544934]Literally what is going through the minds of the people who make these channels? "PREGNANT MERMAID ELSA SPIDER-MAN" sounds like something a fucking robot would come up with. Maybe these people are literally just robots wearing human skin. The invasion has already begun, and they already have our children.[/QUOTE]
probably trying to cover as many popular search terms as possible to maximize ad revenue
[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;50544994]What the fuck.....what the fuck....why would channels and videos like these exist?
I'm so mortified beyond words.[/QUOTE]
People want money, doing this somehow gives them views, views = ad revenue, so they do it, profit, rinse and repeat.
Oh and did I forget to say that we are plagued with Disney-marvel-whateever bullshit characters? Those people in the thumbnail are from bloody Czech Republic, not to mention they have even infested our main city. Over the years, I have actually seen that similar Elsa or whatever that thing is, I have seen both a pink and normal someone in a Spiderman costume, it's going to leak into the whole world.
Please send exorcists to Czech Republic. Call in the SWAT and wipe those "content creators", thank you.
I'm surprised Disney hasn't struck any of these channels down yet, or do they fall under fair use/parody?
The thing is, these are literally people in these costumes
There is a woman out there who, one day, wore a Frozen Elsa costume and ate chocolate shit off of a toilet bowl in a video for """"""kids""""""""""""""
I just mean like, what even are these videos? What are they? How were they conceived? Why are there more? What's the purpose, specifically?
[QUOTE=KingKombat;50547274]The thing is, these are literally people in these costumes
There is a woman out there who, one day, wore a Frozen Elsa costume and ate chocolate shit off of a toilet bowl in a video for """"""kids""""""""""""""
I just mean like, what even are these videos? What are they? How were they conceived? Why are there more? What's the purpose, specifically?[/QUOTE]
I learned in Book two of Preacher that If being a[sp] sex slave butler who uses his buttcheeks to allow his patron to park his bike indoors [/sp] is a thing people would do for money, then just about anything could be made for money.
Dear fucking god I went down a rabbit through just one channel suggesting after watching spider bradberry. There's even a channel that makes the hero videos in claymation, I shit you hot it's also good quality animation.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/user/toysandfunnykids/[/url]
why... why... why... why...
This is one of those things that just exists because of its so ridiculously lucrative
Appealing to kids on YouTube makes so much money. Like. Soooo much.
I've noticed it myself when I've made a video that somehow has a younger demographic than my usual 19 ~ 25 the ad revenue generally doubles cause kids on the Internet = 10 tool bars in Internet explorer with no Adblock or on their parents iDevice
These people have found a way to get millions and millions of kiddie views from their mummies iPad and are probably making [I]INSANE[/I] money. Like, 3x normal YouTube money
[QUOTE=DatHarry;50548469]This is one of those things that just exists because of its so ridiculously lucrative
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But why pregant Else?
Where did spiderman dating Else come from?
why maleficent a recurring character?
why mermaids?
There's an origin, where's patient zero!?
I feel like it's going to be a Tickled situation where someone tries to make a documentary on all of these crazy channels and there's some sort of weird dark mafia extortion shit behind it.
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1sRPwK24]Out of all these types of channels, Hey Kids is always the best[/url]
[QUOTE=blueNES;50548535][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1sRPwK24]Out of all these types of channels, Hey Kids is always the best[/url][/QUOTE]
Already gone?
i watched a little bit of these a few weeks ago
each video is like a hour long and its full of terrible
all about poisoning each other or fart guns or some shit
i only think they are a hour long cuz longer vid watched fully= more revenue
kinda suprised he hasnt touched upon the 3d/cartoon parody videos yet. those are pure insanity
[video=youtube;aisikhvUY3A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aisikhvUY3A[/video]
[QUOTE=Ithon;50548495]But why pregant Else?
Where did spiderman dating Else come from?
why maleficent a recurring character?
why mermaids?
There's an origin, where's patient zero!?[/QUOTE]
i always assumed the characters came from search information, like someone checked for the most popular searched characters and phrases on youtube and mashed them in to one
idk which came first but maybe these are just following the trend of those ridiculous iOS games in the same theme (elsa dental surgery etc) since they're somehow super popular
[QUOTE=Untouch;50545253]probably trying to cover as many popular search terms as possible to maximize ad revenue[/QUOTE]
I really, [i] really [/i] hope that's what this is, as the alternative is that these are soft-core fetish videos. :sick:
[QUOTE=pipantarctic;50545301]People want money, doing this somehow gives them views, views = ad revenue, so they do it, profit, rinse and repeat.
Oh and did I forget to say that we are plagued with Disney-marvel-whateever bullshit characters? Those people in the thumbnail are from bloody Czech Republic, not to mention they have even infested our main city. Over the years, I have actually seen that similar Elsa or whatever that thing is, I have seen both a pink and normal someone in a Spiderman costume, it's going to leak into the whole world.
Please send exorcists to Czech Republic. Call in the SWAT and wipe those "content creators", thank you.[/QUOTE]
Finally a new export I can be proud of next to beer and porn. :v:
the real question is why doesn't youtube shut shit like this down if it's clear they're botting views to exploit their system
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