• Old man reviews a dildo.
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Quite mad, but great fun. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztdlg5tMQfY[/media]
Hahahah does he not realize it's a sex toy?!
Oh I love this channel [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhj0BKQagP4[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHWHXmLg7YE[/media]
[video=youtube;6EzVu7cY3Jw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6EzVu7cY3Jw[/video]
This guy is so cozy to listen too! damn man, i love this channel! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzYr93T719Q[/media]
Imagine that "sausage" balloon shooter as a sex toy. You stick the tube in your urethra, clamp down with those things and start masturbating.
The rubber gun is a dildo? Who the fuck would want to pretend to stick a gun up thier cooch?
[QUOTE=artDecor;40936775]The rubber gun is a dildo? Who the fuck would want to pretend to stick a gun up thier cooch?[/QUOTE] GunFox
Well, he uses big words. And he doesn't know that sluts shove em up there tight shitters.[IMG]http://yumceleb.com/pics/2012/12/can-u-not.jpg[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Orkel))[/highlight]
According to his comment, he bought it from a novelties shop. I think it is just a strange gun.
[QUOTE=tom1029;40938367]According to his comment, he bought it from a novelties shop. I think it is just a strange gun.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3auhc.png[/IMG]
that thumbnail
Him holding up the gun saying "Oh my, oh my, oh my." would make an amazing gif.
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;40938657][IMG]http://puu.sh/3auhc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] There's no way that's not a dildo. What toy gun would have the battery and control outside the gun like that. Every vibrator I've ever seen (long story :v:) has a thin cord like that going to the battery and control thing, but no toy.
I dunno, its clearly got dildo hardware but you'd think they'd use a revolver for a round barrel? So maybe not? That doesn't look too comfy. Oh god I'm thinking about this way too much.
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;40938657][IMG]http://puu.sh/3auhc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Did he have to mention bananas?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_N241RnHYQ[/media] This guy's pretty awesome
[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;40946149][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_N241RnHYQ[/media] This guy's pretty awesome[/QUOTE] what [editline]8th June 2013[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nXkUdup30[/media]
[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;40946149][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_N241RnHYQ[/media] This guy's pretty awesome[/QUOTE] That toy's brilliant. I should buy it for all the little kids in our family. Then when their friends show them "scary toys" they can go "I dunno man, I've seen things"
Help me, I just spent the past two hours watching this guy's videos. [editline]8th June 2013[/editline] Is this what Ashens will grow up to be?
I used to own the last thing in the first video.
[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;40945671]Did he have to mention bananas?[/QUOTE] [img]http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/74/82726d48b1f0442f9c52a8d217e4fd79/l.jpg[/img]
Oh god damnit
[QUOTE=Cureless;40938971]Him holding up the gun saying "Oh my, oh my, oh my." would make an amazing gif.[/QUOTE] Would it? [img]http://i.imgur.com/XGqjH7H.gif[/img]
Needs text.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4zY7Wv0sUyI#t=50s[/url] WOOF
He has other sex toys on his channel too. [video=youtube;2Fr1UTuwQVM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fr1UTuwQVM[/video] Take a wild guess about what this is.
Another [img]http://i.imgur.com/LYocejL.gifp[/img]
Very doubtful that's a sex toy. If you stuck that into a vagina all that will happen is the gun handle spins itself, unless you got someone holding hard onto the handle to stop it from moving. In that case, it would probably be painful for the woman. And also the shape makes a very uncomfortable dildo. Just because it moves and fits in a vagina, doesn't mean it's a dildo. [editline]9th June 2013[/editline] If the radius of the spin was smaller, maybe. But the way it spins in the video would make it very uncomfortable for a woman.
Those silly string guns are awesome, cost about $3. He must of put the can in wrong though because his one didn't shoot very far.
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