• NYC Subway Card Attempts to Reject Hillary Clinton From Getting Her First Ride
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[video=youtube;zcrbsewFI5w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh-MXTOObls[/video]
"Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner." I can take five seconds out of my life to watch Hillary get cockblocked, but fuck ten seconds to navigate elsewhere.
I hope I don't come across Hillary in the subway, it's really infuriating me how hard she's trying to act like New York is her home state and that she's "one of us".
[QUOTE=SelfishDragon;50090937]I hope I don't come across Hillary in the subway, it's really infuriating me how hard she's trying to act like New York is her home state and that she's "one of us".[/QUOTE] To be fair, there's a lot worse people to come across in a Subway. If you';re really unlucky, they'll come across you.
[QUOTE=SelfishDragon;50090937]I hope I don't come across Hillary in the subway, it's really infuriating me how hard she's trying to act like New York is her home state and that she's "one of us".[/QUOTE] At least she's not wearing tattered clothes and sniffing toilet paper loaded with industrial glue asking for money.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;50091104]At least she's not wearing tattered clothes and sniffing toilet paper loaded with industrial glue asking for money.[/QUOTE] I was on the Metro recently, and there was this guy having what seemed to be a heated conversation with a huge playskool-ass tape recorder playing some kind of news story. I changed cars when he started yelling about how nobody on Earth deserves to live. [editline]8th April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=usaokay;50091124]I know, right? Some homeless guy started to beating it off next to me while I was trying to eat my whole grain wheat and black forest ham. He told me, "I'm making my own salami, kid."[/QUOTE] That's disgusting. I hate whole grain.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50090974]TBH if you think her going on the subway to try and act local is bad wait until you've heard her fucking cringetastic southern accent she puts on time to time[/QUOTE] I've heard snippets of it before, I just dont understand how people don't see right through that though. It's so clearly disingenuous. [QUOTE=Mingebox;50091069]To be fair, there's a lot worse people to come across in a Subway. If you';re really unlucky, they'll come across you.[/QUOTE] Worst I've come across are crazed hobos yelling nonsense at everything around them. Scarier but they're still more New Yorker than Clinton.
[QUOTE=SelfishDragon;50091154]I've heard snippets of it before, I just dont understand how people don't see right through that though. It's so clearly disingenuous. Worst I've come across are crazed hobos yelling nonsense at everything around them. Scarier but they're still more New Yorker than Clinton.[/QUOTE] I think the Clintons should be on the subway and the hobos should be president.
[QUOTE=usaokay;50091124]I know, right? Some homeless guy started to beating it off next to me while I was trying to eat my whole grain wheat and black forest ham. He told me, "I'm making my own salami, kid."[/QUOTE] Oh boy the amount of unsolicited dick I've seen in the subway is unreal. I got on after an exhausting day, sit down and try to unwind to my music and what do I see? A homeless guy trying to suck his own dick in one of the window seats. And this fucker was persistent too. He just kept going at it, you could hear his long finger nails scraping against the wall and seat as he was squirming. Even after I moved you could still hear him getting angry, until he finally let out a laugh and exclaimed "I DON'T NEED ME NO WOMAN!" The man had done it. the legacy of the D train [editline]8th April 2016[/editline] Got off the train to get to class and I see a guy airing himself out for no good reason at the top of the stairs in a park. It was basically right next to a highschool. And this was a really relaxed airing out, like he put his arms behind his head as if to say "man, this is the life"
[QUOTE=usaokay;50091226]I was talking about the sandwich chain, not the train.[/QUOTE] don't even get me [I]started[/I]
[QUOTE=usaokay;50091226]I was talking about the sandwich chain, not the train.[/QUOTE] Oddly enough, haven't had interesting encounters in the sandwich shop.
its funny seeing her repeatedly swipe the metro card. she does it so weird, it's as if she's never taken the subway before. oh wait
[QUOTE=Mingebox;50091166]I think the Clintons should be on the subway and the hobos should be president.[/QUOTE] Sanders kind of looks like a hobo to me, so I approve. Hearing these hobo horror stories makes me feel really lucky though, they're always just asleep in a random corner/bench at some stations for me. Never encountered a random masturbator, although I did see a guy urinating on a trashbin once (Thankfully his dick wasn't visible).
jesus christ seeing her act like shes always been a new yorker is cringy as fuck.
She tries to swipe it like 6 times but if it swipes successfully you have to wait 18 minutes between swipes, just sayin'. That's assuming the card isn't loaded with a single fare, though. Of course that would require Hillary to have a basic understanding of how MTA or really anything works, which is asking a lot.
When americans try to pretend that the republican debate is the only crazy one when the Democratic debate RN is about who can ride the subway better
[QUOTE=Protocol7;50093075]She tries to swipe it like 6 times but if it swipes successfully you have to wait 18 minutes between swipes, just sayin'. That's assuming the card isn't loaded with a single fare, though. Of course that would require Hillary to have a basic understanding of how MTA or really anything works, which is asking a lot.[/QUOTE] Wow, that's really inconvenient. We have the same thing only on the free cards issued to old people or students or vets so they can't just chain-pass a lot of people with them.
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;50093463]When americans try to pretend that the republican debate is the only crazy one when the Democratic debate RN is about who can ride the subway better[/QUOTE] I mean there's something to be said about someone who can't figure out one of the most well established subway systems in the US.
To be fair the turnstyle can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Funny that she needs like 20 people around her just to ride the subway.
[QUOTE=Sharker;50095434]To be fair the turnstyle can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Funny that she needs like 20 people around her just to ride the subway.[/QUOTE] Those are her spooks. I hear they make people disappear if you get too close.
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