I have a problem with women - General

Okay, the title might give this thread away but... I [B]really[/B] have a problem with women. It's not that I can't talk to them; as a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite - they won't fucking stop chasing me. This is getting seriously ridiculous. They emailed my girlfriend, started saying that "HURR WE WOULDNT LAST LONG" and "HURR YOURE NOT GOOD ENOUGH." Like, jesus fuck this is getting annoying, I just transferred to a new school, (it's been 2 months) and already 6 girls are actively after me. Facepunch, I've hit a hard point in my life. They just don't seem to get that no means no. I come to you facepunch, with a question - how the hell do I get them to screw off and keep my dignity at the same time?

sex with all of them at the same time

4 some i see no problem

[QUOTE=Opacity;27068124]4 some i see no problem[/QUOTE] 6 some, you forgot to include the OP and his girlfriend.

You came to the right place. Well, a part from the dignity part.

Tell them you're gay.

i have a girlfriend bro i'd like to keep my dignity

Uhm, post a picture of yourself? We here at facepunch are the rating masters. If you deny though, you are classed as a liar and ugly.

buy condoms unless you are saving your virginity for a gay buttsex orgy

pretty sure you aren't in an anime

[QUOTE=Archy;27068150]i have a girlfriend bro i'd like to keep my dignity[/QUOTE] ask her first, if she says yes, orgy.

hey op can i see a pic of you

You have the exact opposite problem of most of Facepunch. Just turn around and say "I'm sorry, you look like a vile and disgusting beast" or "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested". ... I hope OP's Avatar isn't actually him, because he'd be lying so much if it was. [img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=219048&dateline=1291084759[/img]

Hey I'm going to go post my "problem" on facepunch about how all these girls love me, because it really is depressing me.

There's nothing wrong with having sex with as many of them as possible

It's probably along the lines that you have a girlfriend, therefore they're jealous. If they're that readily getting in touch with your girlfriend, you might be a bit too open about your relationship. You didn't give us a lot of background to work with other than "how can I tell girls to fuck off without being a douche." The truth is, there really isn't. And even in being a douche, it might have that wonderful counter-effect of making them try harder. If I were you, I'd try apathy. Don't act interested, don't act annoyed. Pretend they don't exist. If you want to piss them off further, be more public with your girlfriend. (Though, likewise, you and you're girlfriend might get more shit because of that.) When I was in more public/in-the-air relationships, I had people who rarely talked to me wanting to get in my emotional pants. The second I'm single? No one gives a fuck. In my (un)professional experience, the best type of girlfriend you can have is the one where people react to hearing about your relationship as thus: "Oh, you two are going out? I thought you were just really good friends." I love to be blunt, but subtlety works really well now and then.

[QUOTE=Doom14;27068255]It's probably along the lines that you have a girlfriend, therefore they're jealous. If they're that readily getting in touch with your girlfriend, you might be a bit too open about your relationship. You didn't give us a lot of background to work with other than "how can I tell girls to fuck off without being a douche." The truth is, there really isn't. And even in being a douche, it might have that wonderful counter-effect of making them try harder. If I were you, I'd try apathy. Don't act interested, don't act annoyed. Pretend they don't exist. If you want to piss them off further, be more public with your girlfriend. (Though, likewise, you and you're girlfriend might get more shit because of that.)[/QUOTE] this is what i'm looking for people

Smother yourself in shit.

op i want to see you, you must be handsome as heck to have all these ladies on your dilznik

[QUOTE=Archy;27068284]this is what i'm looking for people[/QUOTE] Edited in more, bro. I'm an edit-whore.

[QUOTE=JohnRockefeller;27068292]op i want to see you, you must be handsome as heck to have all these ladies on your dilznik[/QUOTE] [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgx9OswLntfuqGqUb[/media] i hit my funnybone on an a&w can so i hope you appreciate it

[b]I DON'T KNOW...[/b] :smithicide:

thats not a pic and you sound 13

You sound ugly, this is a troll thread. Post pics of yourself.

If it's gotten to the point where they email your girlfriend about it, I would really tell em to fuck off. Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh, just tell em you aren't interested, and if that doesn't work, ignore them, block them, all that jazz. In fact, Dooms advice seems much better then mine. Christ, I haven't seen girls go this far for a guy before. Except Once. :ohdear:

Wait, archy is that one guy who tried to troll people in that voocaroo thread.

[QUOTE=Archy;27068325][media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgx9OswLntfuqGqUb[/media] i hit my funnybone on an a&w can so i hope you appreciate it[/QUOTE] You sound like a admin on a server I go on. Enraged?

OP is BS. You guys are just praising his ego. Post a pic and not a 1 second recording of what you say is your voice and to me sounds like a 14-15 year old trying to sound older and mature.

Pinch yourself on the arm.

[QUOTE=Archy;27068121]I come to you facepunch, with a question - how the hell do I get them to screw off and keep my dignity at the same time?[/QUOTE] :downs: