• The story of how I am dating a suicidal bitch
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So, FP, my girlfriend is 14, she has major self-esteem issues, everyone calls her fat, ugly, and a fucking tramp. So, the other day at school, we were going to get lunch, some guy gropes her, throw her to the ground, and I try to punch him, I get a shot on his face, his nose bleeds, he punches me a few feet away from where I was standing, I got a black eye, not to mention my girlfriend now knows I'm a weak-ass little bitchy cunt. Now, my girlfriend is becoming suicidal, she tried to get hit by a car, tried to slit her own throat, and then try to jump off a fucking roof, so now, I'm 15, dating a suicidal girl, I'm a wimp, and I cant get a mentally-stable girlfriend, so FP. Isn't my life just in-fucking-Credible?
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[QUOTE=c-unit;25284427]umad?[/QUOTE] Great post.
[QUOTE=c-unit;25284427]umad?[/QUOTE] seems like
Get her some mental help. Talk to your counselor at school about it
1. Break up with her. 2. Become a man. 3. Date someone who is mentally stable. 4. Problem solved. I love simple step solutions.
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/dxe4b6.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=slinkman;25284465]1. Break up with her. 2. Become a man. 3. Date someone who is mentally stable. 4. Problem solved.[/QUOTE] Most girls at my school = Girls that hate guys like me.
let her kill herself it would be hilarious
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=226[/url] I'm so fucking sick of "my girlfriend, X, so I started a fight." threads.
[QUOTE=MasterQuief;25284481]let her kill herself it would be hilarious[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MAspiderface;25284469][img]http://i51.tinypic.com/dxe4b6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit awesome.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284473]Most girls at my school = Girls that hate guys like me.[/QUOTE] Guy like you = Whiny little cunts. Step 2 will solve this issue.
[QUOTE=slinkman;25284515]Guy like you = Whiny little cunts. Step 2 will solve this issue.[/QUOTE] You took the words right out of my mouth.
she does those things because she knows someone will stop her she says bad things about herself so people will do their best to assure her otherwise, ie showering her with compliments and praise she's like pretty much every 14 year old girl. [editline]02:25AM[/editline] also, don't worry about dumping her. if she's as ugly and fat as she says she is, then a wimp is probably the best she can get, especially considering the whiny bullshit
How in the world did you end up with her anyway? I'm presuming she wasn't always like this.
just give up
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;25284547]she does those things because she knows someone will stop her she says bad things about herself so people will do their best to assure her otherwise, ie showering her with compliments and praise she's like pretty much every 14 year old girl. [editline]02:25AM[/editline] also, don't worry about dumping her. if she's as ugly and fat as she says she is, then a wimp is probably the best she can get, especially considering the whiny bullshit[/QUOTE] She's actually not ugly, nor is she fat. [editline]12:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Oddshot;25284580]How in the world did you end up with her anyway? I'm presuming she wasn't always like this.[/QUOTE] Nope, been dating her since she was 12-13, she used to be a happy, down to earth person, now she's a typical emo kid.
not surprised [editline]02:30AM[/editline] probably should emphasize that that last bit wasnt entirely serious
Fuck my life, she just texted me saying she was pregnant. I never got to fucking second base.
Her parents should probably step in. Although I wouldn't be surprised about her parent's history at this rate, frankly. -- Pregnant? Oh damn. Starting to sound much more like she wants nothing but attention, man.
[quote]my girlfriend is 14[/quote] Well that's the first problem. Teenage angst.
Kill yourself before she can and you will be crowned a king.
OP, your only solution is to man the fuck up dont be like this [img]http://fashionfeen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/1471969301_efc0e81cac.jpg[/img] be like this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yVLp68YM-MU/StOjsevhErI/AAAAAAAAA4k/VHtgQ_iNeS8/s400/hugh-jackman4.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=MasterQuief;25284481]let her kill herself it would be hilarious[/QUOTE] You don't realize how much the avatar fits
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284386]So, FP, my girlfriend is 14, she has major self-esteem issues, everyone calls her fat, ugly, and a fucking tramp. So, the other day at school, we were going to get lunch, some guy gropes her, throw her to the ground, and I try to punch him, I get a shot on his face, his nose bleeds, he punches me a few feet away from where I was standing, I got a black eye, not to mention my girlfriend now knows I'm a weak-ass little bitchy cunt. Now, my girlfriend is becoming suicidal, she tried to get hit by a car, tried to slit her own throat, and then try to jump off a fucking roof, so now, I'm 15, dating a suicidal girl, I'm a wimp, and I cant get a mentally-stable girlfriend, so FP. Isn't my life just in-fucking-Credible?[/QUOTE] Sack up weak-ass little bitchy cunt.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284639]Fuck my life, she just texted me saying she was pregnant. I never got to fucking second base.[/QUOTE] and here you have grounds to dump her stupid ass.
Maybe you shouldn't be a fucking dick, man up and defend her. Put on some muscle, push them back and make sure they stay back, but don't forget that you should treat her with respect and not end up laying your hands on her because she's a "suicidal bitch." Maybe she was attracted to you because you didn't seem like a muscle head, and since she seems to be the [i]only[/i] girl willing to date you, you should take in the moment and make the best of it.
[QUOTE=agnl;25284683]Sack up weak-ass little bitchy cunt.[/QUOTE] it sounds as if you made that comment trying to be funny, although you weren't funny at all.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284639]Fuck my life, she just texted me saying she was pregnant. I never got to fucking second base.[/QUOTE] And then this thread was a lie. Good night.
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