An individual from my education center passed away and apparently it's because of me
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A kid named from my school named Fletcher died last night. He was two grades below me, but he would always lick my elbows and it was mildly discomforting and honestly a little disturbing.
Chandler was at the circus (did i mention he was a clown?) working the trapeze routine and i guess the cables snapped and he fell. Normally the trampoline would have caught him, but someone accidentally left a hole in the EXACT wrong spot. So Jeffrey falls RIGHT through that hole and lands on his face. He broke his neck and died while laughing and bleeding from his eyes. Typical clown death.
I didn't know about this until i signed onto Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, and Live Journal. I saw almost a thousand bulletins about Hank and how he died way too young and how he was such a nice boy. I was a little disgusted to be honest so i retorted with a bulletin that basically said, "You guys don't even know Sebastian do you? he was a chronic nipple toucher and had a lazy eye and i HATE HIM BOO HOO SHUT UP"
And then you wouldn't believe it. I checked my inbox and there were AT LEAST A MILLION MESSAGES. Each one said something like, "It's your fault Jerry died, because people like you made him become a clown in the first place!"
Man...i just don't get people...
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