Family finds hundreds of poisonous spiders nesting in their bananas (not safe for arachnophobia suff - Polidicks

A family were forced to flee their home and have it fumigated after finding hundreds of potentially deadly spiders - in a bunch of bananas. [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A582E00000578-899_634x422.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A521300000578-689_634x475.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A51BC00000578-359_634x356.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A521D00000578-49_634x475.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A522900000578-715_634x475.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577423/Family-flee-home-terror-discovering-hundreds-deadly-spiders-nest-banana.html[/url]

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WHY ARE THEY STILL HOLDING THOSE BANANAS RUN YOU IDIOTS

brb checking my bananas right now

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A582E00000578-899_634x422.jpg[/img] "Pictured: The family with bananas."

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;44192389][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A582E00000578-899_634x422.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] that girl is so creepy.

they're as cute as they are poisonous

Isn't this somewhat common actually? Since most bananas are exported from countries with spiders that often hang around this fruit, sometimes nestling in with bunches and end up being shipped all over?

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;44192389][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A582E00000578-899_634x422.jpg[/img] "Pictured: The family with bananas."[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A50C500000578-401_634x696.jpg[/img]

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the solution [IMG]http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/330/778/330778106_640.jpg[/IMG]

Knew it was Daily Mail as soon as I saw the photo of the family.

Time to call John Goodman. [IMG]http://www.flix66.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Arachnophobia-4.jpg[/IMG]

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time to nuke the house

Don't worry, banana spiders are harmless. :v:

Looks like a bunch of jumping spiders to me when they're that small, but I'm probably wrong. Either way, an unpleasant surprise.

Huh. I'm certain that I've heard this story before but the article is dated today. Hopefully this is not a common occurrence.

[t]http://8020.photos.jpgmag.com/278896_94405_278585068f_p.jpg[/t] fucking christ

those spiders don't even look that scary. i was expecting a swarm of Brazilian wandering spiders or something from the title

[quote]A beautiful bunch of ripe bananas, [i]day light come and me wanna go home[/i], hide the deadly, black tarantula, [i]day light come and me wanna go home[/i] [/quote] Messed up as it is, THAT was the first thing I though when I saw the headline.

Coincidentley I watched the Mythbusters Episode where they tested slipping on Bananas just last night. That being said, this is creepy as hell.

If bananas were made for human hands how come the contain spiders? Checkmate Christians

[QUOTE=Overwatch 7;44192674]Huh. I'm certain that I've heard this story before but the article is dated today. Hopefully this is not a common occurrence.[/QUOTE] We had another story of something very similar a while back. There weren't as many spiders as there are with these bananas though

[QUOTE=matt.ant;44192403][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577423-1C2A50C500000578-401_634x696.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] the best way to make british people seem even more white and pasty: juxtapose them with colorful fruit!

[QUOTE=Cone;44192683]those spiders don't even look that scary. i was expecting a swarm of Brazilian wandering spiders or something from the title[/QUOTE] "Pest controllers spent 24 hours fumigating their home but the family were only allowed back three days later after the toxic vapours used to kill the spiders had cleared. The spiders have not been officially identified but the family believe they could have been the world’s most poisonous Brazilian Wandering Spider."

[QUOTE=FPSMango;44192706]If bananas were made for human hands how come the contain spiders? Checkmate Christians[/QUOTE] counterpoint: Spiders are actually demons that spawn from bananas and god fucked up just like with the platypus They call them demons. I call them bitches [editline]10th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=BrickInHead;44192726]the best way to make british people seem even more white and pasty: juxtapose them with colorful fruit![/QUOTE] "Uh what do you think will contrast with the bananas? .. my eyes?"

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;44192378]nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope[/QUOTE] nooo don't open it

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;44192726]the best way to make british people seem even more white and pasty: juxtapose them with colorful fruit![/QUOTE] let's step it up a notch [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/X8YUPKI.jpg[/IMG]

I'm more freaked out by the awkward family photos than the monkey spiders.