We all have our shit stories, obviously. But when I tell some to my girlfriend, she just doesn't understand. She says girls don't have very many problems with shitting. Plus she says we take too long. I just don't understand how a girl can shit in like 3 minutes. I take my time.
Some guys say shitting feels good. This can be scientifically correct because the prostate lies up against your rectal tract, and a shit scooting by may press on it and stimulate it. I don't enjoy pooping, but others very well may.
When I was in elementary, and some of middle school, I rode the bus. My bus ride was very long, about an hour. Once every month, I would have to shit, but only in the morning. I would feel this during my hour-long morning bus ride. When I felt this shit coming, I knew it was trouble. I would struggle to keep it in, and once I arrived at school I would rush to the bathroom. The earlier I felt my shit on the bus ride, the more trouble I knew it would brew. One time I had to call my mom to pick me up off the bus because I couldn't wait any longer to arrive at school. Another time I threw up. Something had to come out somewhere and I refused it to be my ass. But I did take into serious thought of pulling my pants down and taking a HUGE diarrhea shit in the next seat.
We, men, all have our stories. But most girls don't. Well maybe they do but at least their shitting is fairly regular. I never know when my next bad shit is going to hit me. But I can tell you this, it [B]DOES NOT[/B] scare me shitless, it scares me [I]shitfull.[/I]
I hate having to shit.
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