Moron of the Week: Angry husband assumes black co-worker knows hitman - Polidicks

[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1254367.1359930009!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/mayer4n-1-web.jpg[/img] [quote]An ignorant Indiana man will stand trial after allegedly offering his black co-worker $15,000 to kill his estranged wife, foolishly believing he had the right hit man for the job. “You’re black,” [URL="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Stephen+Perry"]Stephen Perry[/URL], 27, allegedly told his colleague, Adrian Howard, according to a probable cause affidavit. “I know ya’ll know people.”[/quote] [URL]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ind-man-accused-murder-for-hire-plot-article-1.1254368[/URL]

Look at that dead-ass stare, there is nothing going on in that guys head

[QUOTE=Jimmyshimmy;39479330]Look at that dead-ass stare, there is nothing going on in that guys head[/QUOTE] It looked to me like a, "Oh shit, I was wrong?" look :v:

[QUOTE=usaokay;39479336]Just like Horrible Bosses[/QUOTE] [img]http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/And+that+s+why+they+call+me+Motherfucker+Jones+_d9474a51d52b86b486638b2d58c8beaf.gif[/img] Good god, $200,000 in debt from college tuition.

As an Indiana resident, I feel it is my duty to say... Yeah, there are totally a shitload of people in this state dumb enough to do that.

His side view makes him look just like Mike at Redlettermedia. [img]http://i.imgur.com/XSa4EGa.png[/img][img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/316/screenshot20120613at125.png[/img]

[QUOTE=SL128;39479833]His side view makes him look just like Mike at Redlettermedia. [img]http://i.imgur.com/XSa4EGa.png[/img][img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/316/screenshot20120613at125.png[/img][/QUOTE] oh my god somebody email RLM this asking how they're gonna do HITB now that Mike's gone

[QUOTE=kanesenpai~;39479875]oh my god somebody email RLM this asking how they're gonna do HITB now that Mike's gone[/QUOTE] Jay and Rich Evans will host the entire show from now on.

[QUOTE=Tureis;39479883]Jay and Rich Evans will host the entire show from now on.[/QUOTE] Never can have too much Rich Evans.

How do you even start up that kind of conversation. What is the lead in? "Hey, Adrian, how've you been?" "I'm doing fine, Stephen, thanks for asking." "Good, good. I've been having some troubles with the wife lately myself. Just wish there was SOME WAY to take care of it."

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;39480296]How do you even start up that kind of conversation. What is the lead in? "Hey, Adrian, how've you been?" "I'm doing fine, Stephen, thanks for asking." "Good, good. I've been having some troubles with the wife lately myself. Just wish there was SOME WAY to take care of it."[/QUOTE] more like "Hey, Adrian, how've you been?" "I'm doing fine, Stephen, thanks for asking." "you're black, can you put a cap in my wifes in the ass?"

He offered him 15 grand AND a counterfeiting machine. Something tells me that 15k was not exactly spendable money. I bet that part of the conversation went like this: "Stephen, is that fifteen thousand real?" "No Adrian, but you're black, you know how to pass counterfeit money."

"Hey Adrian, you know how dumb my husband is? I'll offer you ten grand if you lie about him trying to hire a hit man through you, come on I know all you people know how to lie."

I am frikkin curious as hell, what the hell was going through his head at the time?! and where in gods name did he pick up 15 big ones from

I remember when my friend wanted to buy some coke in a club so she said "I'll just go up to the first skinny blackguy..." and I was all like dayum gurl you can't go around acting like dat. 10 minutes later she had coke.

[QUOTE=NoDachi;39482902]I remember when my friend wanted to buy some coke in a club so she said "I'll just go up to the first skinny blackguy..." and I was all like dayum gurl you can't go around acting like dat. 10 minutes later she had coke.[/QUOTE] 10 minutes after that, she had cock?

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;39482959]10 minutes after that, she had cock?[/QUOTE] Well they WERE in a club

I had no idea there was a stereotype about black people knowing hitmen.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5-VPzznRY[/media]

[QUOTE=dass;39484279]I had no idea there was a stereotype about black people knowing hitmen.[/QUOTE] I think the stereotype is just that they're all criminals, apparently even if they have day jobs.