• Quite Posibly The Best Chatlog In History
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HOW..." aP // Proffrink: What seems to be the problem? ๖ۣۜLone: Sir. ๖ۣۜLone: Your under arrest. ๖ۣۜLone: For having two penises. aP // Proffrink legsit. ๖ۣۜLone assguns him in teh knee aP // Proffrink has bulletrproofkneekap perk. ๖ۣۜLone assguns hea ๖ۣۜLone: head* aP // Proffrink has bulletproof face ๖ۣۜLone assguns rpg at foot aP // Proffrink has reflective foot armour perk. ๖ۣۜLone: wtf porgame ๖ۣۜLone rage reports aP // Proffrink Is typing back to the ban request in fury. ๖ۣۜLone: Administrator: How exactly did you afford all of thoes back? ๖ۣۜLone: Perks* aP // Proffrink: Prof: I R BE DONATOR MEMBER. aP // Proffrink: Prof: Cant bans me, lololololol! aP // Proffrink legsit. ๖ۣۜLone: Administrator: True, but under C SECTION 5 PROTOCAL B, IT CLEARLY STATES IF YOU USE YOUR DONATION MONEY FOR PERKS YOUR DONATOR STATUS IS REVOKED ๖ۣۜLone: Administrator: THUS, WE CAN BAN YOU FOR OVER 7 DAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE NO LONGER A DONATOR aP // Proffrink: I R SUPAER ADMINS IN DISGUISE ๖ۣۜLone: Administrator: YOU LOSE, GOOD DAYSIR. aP // Proffrink: NO aP // Proffrink: U IS BANNED aP // Proffrink: I AM GM aP // Proffrink: OF STEM ๖ۣۜLone: LOLWUT aP // Proffrink: STEAMS* aP // Proffrink: gLOBAL mODERATORZ OF sTEAM. aP // Proffrink: And I be banning ur account ๖ۣۜLone: Noes... ๖ۣۜLone: NOES aP // Proffrink: BEcuase of abuse ๖ۣۜLone: NOOOOOOOOOES ๖ۣۜLone wins ๖ۣۜLone: :D aP // Proffrink wins first though aP // Proffrink: yBitchslap. ๖ۣۜLone no, cus i wan beforeyou aP // Proffrink: ok fine aP // Proffrink: u win aP // Proffrink: stil ban u ๖ۣۜLone: yay ๖ۣۜLone: so gtfo ๖ۣۜLone: i wona aP // Proffrink: ok ๖ۣۜLone: and wona always won aP // Proffrink: ENJOY UR LAST 3 MINS FAGITR aP // Proffrink: lol ๖ۣۜLone: GTFO SINTOLIGIST ๖ۣۜLone: >:C aP // Proffrink: Such a noob conversation aP // Proffrink: :D aP // Proffrink: Noobs are ftw aP // Proffrink: They should make a TV programe where they just show nooby replies to stuff ๖ۣۜLone: LRN 2 ATHIST ๖ۣۜLone: THats called Tosh.0 aP // Proffrink: L2 PRAY 2 GOD aP // Proffrink: CUS ๖ۣۜLone: LRN 2 AGNOLEGE THER R No.1 GOD aP // Proffrink: U GUNA NEDS ITMY FREND IS GLOBAL GM UF STEM ๖ۣۜLone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ๖ۣۜLone nerdraig aP // Proffrink: Lol ๖ۣۜLone: HALPS ME CRISH HAWKEN GUY aP // Proffrink: *Smashing keyboard sounds and German voices* ๖ۣۜLone: /OBJECTION ๖ۣۜLone: Lol, chris hawken. ๖ۣۜLone: ITS PHENOX RITE, RITE? 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๖ۣۜLone: Also aP // Proffrink: I find it surprising that SteamGames.com hasnt been banned lol aP // Proffrink: :D ๖ۣۜLone: AHAHAHHA ๖ۣۜLone: I FOUND THE BOSS FOR PORTAL 2 ๖ۣۜLone: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=22683672&postcount=1[/url] ๖ۣۜLone: ASSCLOWNS aP // Proffrink: UMGZ aP // Proffrink: RLY? ๖ۣۜLone: YAZ aP // Proffrink: HE LUKS BASDASS ๖ۣۜLone: AXETUALY ๖ۣۜLone: ITS A HE ๖ۣۜLone: SHE* aP // Proffrink: NU aP // Proffrink: GRILS DUNT SHMUKE PIPS ๖ۣۜLone: YA ๖ۣۜLone: WELL BOIS DUNT aP // Proffrink: *GIRLZ ๖ۣۜLone: UH ๖ۣۜLone: WEAR RUFFLES ๖ۣۜLone: UNLESS ๖ۣۜLone: U ๖ۣۜLone: LIVE IN BRITISH aP // Proffrink: BUT HE IS BRITISH aP // Proffrink: LUK IN BAKGRUND ๖ۣۜLone: HE IS BRITIN? aP // Proffrink: BIG BEN aP // Proffrink: UN LEFT aP // Proffrink: RUGHT* aP // Proffrink: RIGHT* aP // Proffrink: STUPD FAG ๖ۣۜLone: :OOOOO aP // Proffrink: UH, JUM SUYS U GUT 2 MUNS aP // Proffrink: CUZ aP // Proffrink: HE KNUWS GABE NEWEL aP // Proffrink: UND ER aP // Proffrink: GABE S GUNA COME KIK UR AS aP // Proffrink: FR BEIN FUG ๖ۣۜLone: IL HAS U NO ๖ۣۜLone: GAIB NEWEL ๖ۣۜLone: R ๖ۣۜLone: MAH ๖ۣۜLone: FATHAAAAAAAA aP // Proffrink: SHUT aP // Proffrink is offlin aP // Proffrink: offline* ๖ۣۜLone: WAIT ๖ۣۜLone: HOW U TAL ๖ۣۜLone: AFTR ๖ۣۜLone: U ๖ۣۜLone: GO ๖ۣۜLone: OGGLINEHFPWDL ๖ۣۜLone: dfa'g ๖ۣۜLone: dhs ๖ۣۜLone: bnf ๖ۣۜLone: sgd ๖ۣۜLone: jd ๖ۣۜLone: sdfb ๖ۣۜLone: h zhg ๖ۣۜLone: s ๖ۣۜLone: j aP // Proffrink r nut hre aP // Proffrink ur msg cnt be sents aP // Proffrink: cant* [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Chatlog thread" - birkett))[/highlight]
[quote]aP // Proffrink: UH, JUM SUYS U GUT 2 MUNS aP // Proffrink: CUZ aP // Proffrink: HE KNUWS GABE NEWEL aP // Proffrink: UND ER aP // Proffrink: GABE S GUNA COME KIK UR AS aP // Proffrink: FR BEIN FUG[/quote] [img]http://fpmedia.insidegamer.nl/clubs_media/227_1191346434.jpg[/img] [i]Fucking right I am[/i]
that wasn't funny
I disagree with this thread title.
Get that wall of shit out of my General Forum.
sorry, no, learn how fp works before posting again please.
Quite possibly the worst piece of reading material ever. Hint: It's not the best chatlog in history, it's another annoying stupid one.
no
I was just punched in the face with nonsence!
How come there have been an influx of these threads, with no content but a chatlog.
Ping. Another thread like this and you may as well time out. :downsrim:
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/spellcheck.png[/img] Quite [b]possibly[/b]
I couldn't be bothered to finish it, boring.
Ugh. Shitty threads...
And he isn't even a 10er. (Well, I am, but i lurked since 2008)
So which idiot were you then OP?
[QUOTE=Landen85;23256465]And he isn't even a 10er. (Well, I am, but i lurked since 2008)[/QUOTE] [B]ONCE AGAIN[/B] join dates have [I]nothing to do with intelligence[/I]. The people who think it does are probably on the lower end of the spectrum, don't get stuck with them.
[QUOTE=Oppy;23256362]no[/QUOTE]
Ahahaha, he actually posted this? Having conversations in noob once in a while is oh-so-much fun. This made me properly laugh. But seriously guys, lighten up a bit. Its for fun.
[QUOTE=Proffrink;23256528]Ahahaha, he actually posted this? Having conversations in noob once in a while is oh-so-much fun. This made me properly laugh. But seriously guys, lighten up a bit. Its for fun.[/QUOTE] no. [img]http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/The_Thinker_Rodin-2-713279.jpg[/img]
We don't care about you and your friends' shenanigans.
I laughed so hard I now feel suicidal. Wait, scratch the first half of that sentence.
Just like all of mine except 20 years less mature [quote=Dargon]Bad ideas for threads Justin Beiber School Unfair parents Religion My x hurts/is sick/is dead Parody threads 4chan Mundane crap you did today It's my birthday today/in X days/tomorrow/etc... I'm new here [b]Chat-logs[/b] Your awful idea for fixing x global crisis. IT SUCKS Dumb video streams Your medical problems Your bowel movements Your stories of masturbation shenanigans[/quote]
[QUOTE=Proffrink;23256528]Ahahaha, he actually posted this? Having conversations in noob once in a while is oh-so-much fun. This made me properly laugh. But seriously guys, lighten up a bit. Its for fun.[/QUOTE] We wont lighten up because A) This is'nt funny and B) This is GD and he posted a thread containing a chatlog and nothing more, sure iv seen people get away with that before but its only been when THE CHATLOG IS ACTUALLY FUNNY which this is not, good day sir.
Quite possibly the 100000th thread stating it's the best chatlog while it is dumb and retarded.
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23256355]sorry, no, learn how fp works before posting again please.[/QUOTE] Here is how FP works: - Someone posts something stupid - Instead of ignoring it like in any other forum we get a shit-ton of people commenting most probably for the post count - Everyone has a hissy fit - All the people with over 500 posts return to their bathrooms where hte fap the day away wondering what it would be like to have real sex. I digress. All of you get off this thread and let it die. Then get a gf. kthx
proffrink doesn't know how FP works. proof: [quote]Then get a gf.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Lebowski;23256438]Ping[/QUOTE] pong
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23256658]pong[/QUOTE] phongs
[QUOTE=Proffrink;23256638]Here is how FP works: - Someone posts something stupid - Instead of ignoring it like in any other forum we get a shit-ton of people commenting most probably for the post count - Everyone has a hissy fit - All the people with over 500 posts return to their bathrooms where hte fap the day away wondering what it would be like to have real sex. I digress. All of you get off this thread and let it die. Then get a gf. kthx[/QUOTE] it's not that hard to get 500 posts in a month
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