Linelor isn't who you think he is. - General

Linelor, the person who you believe to be a 30+ year old Iraqi War Veteran, who has survived a road side bombing in Iraq, and as a person who has received medals of recommendation for his actions is not the same person who you would expect. Linelor is NOT Joshua DuMont, a 36 year old Iraqi War Veteran, but rather an 18 year old College student who has never experienced first hand the effects of war. And because of this I thought I would share this with you all. Linelor had me played as an idiot who believed everything that he has told me. I looked up to him as a father figure, but turned out to be one of the most magnificent trolls to ever roam the internet. Joshua DuMont however IS an actual war veteran, but the Linelor you know is not the same person. Hopefully, Linelor will come forward and explain what he has told to me. If anyone has actual doubt to what I have told you, I do have a ventrilo recording of what he has told me as well as others who had believed him for the past year. Please do not put this thread off as a pitiful attempt at trolling, but rather a confession by an individual who had everyone believing his story, that was actually someone elses. I am not trolling, I am only telling you what I have heard from Linelor himself. His account and story was nothing more than an experiment that had been expanded exponentially from it's original position in order to keep a story going for the better of a group of people on their ventrilo. Mods, do not lock this thread, this is only a confession by Linelor himself, and his true story. I do not wish to cause harm to Linelor, just to tell his true story that has been kept secret from Facepunch all this time. This is not a reason to BAN Linelor, or to remove his status as a Respected User, because the stories he has told all of us are true, even if they are, or are not his own, they are still lessons to be learned by. Ventrilo Recording File: [url]http://www.filefront.com/16414499/Linelors%20Confession.%203.vrf[/url] Other information: Hamsterman has given me some lovely new information that shows that Linelor is actually a Weeaboo. (For real) [url]http://forums.animeseed.com/forums/f22/this-might-be-the-most-amazing-stop-motion-t3659/[/url]

It's true. 1 week turned into 1 year. My bad.

Do not take Linelor as a terrible person, but rather as an individual who kept a story going for the betterment of a group. I am glad that Linelor is being honest, and is not exacerbating a situation that could potentially resulting in a far worse situation. Correction: Linelor is a dick. Fuck I'm too nice when I'm drunk.

I feel betrayed

So a person on the internet is not what he claimed to be? Haven't seen that before.

OMG INTERNET LIED TO ME /caps Edit; Ninjad :ninja:

[QUOTE=Linelor;21873034]It's true. 1 week turned into 1 year. My bad.[/QUOTE] Snipping gay sensitive jabber.

the people demands evidence

I can't say it's too much of a surprise, it doesn't change how i think of him though.

[QUOTE=lolwutdude;21873074]the people demands evidence[/QUOTE] If you REALLY want an audio recording of his confession, I can provide you with it accordingly, however, Linelor can provide a better answer himself, rather than a recording. I want to give him the better answer personally than I can.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;21873086]If you REALLY want an audio recording of his confession, I can provide you with it accordingly, however, Linelor can provide a better answer himself, rather than a recording. I want to give him the better answer personally than I can.[/QUOTE] the people wonders if he just trolled the living shit out of you to make this the people demands this audio recording

I never knew about this at all. Oh well, he sounds like a dickhead for making that up.

[QUOTE=Linelor;21873034]It's true. 1 week turned into 1 year. My bad.[/QUOTE] My Bad.

the people thinks we've been trolled this court is now adjourned

Linelor did it for all of us, not for himself. The fuck does that mean? I'm a retard when I'm drunk.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;21873151]Linelor did it for all of us, not for himself.[/QUOTE] he deserves the medal of honor, the civilian version for his dutiful service amen.

Who cares, he is a good member. People lie

Successful troll.

[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;21873177]Who cares, he is a good member. People lie[/QUOTE] I love liars.

I am cofuse.

Linelor is a full time College student who had us believeing that he was a 36 year old Iraqi war vet who was married with 2 kids.

I stopped liking Linelor a long time ago, when he joined a server I was in and teamkilled someone for a vehicle. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;21873207]Linelor is a full time College student who had us believeing that he was a 36 year old Iraqi war vet who was married with 2 kids.[/QUOTE] I know who he is you boonface.

Wait what if the first one was true and [I]this[/I] is the lie?

Shame on you Lineor, shame. People who get wounded to protect our nation do not deserve this. That is all I can say.

[QUOTE=JerryK;21873216]I stopped liking Linelor a long time ago, when he joined a server I was in and teamkilled someone for a vehicle. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Classical US Army behavior.

Damn it Linoleum, I thought you were cool.

Isn't he a furry? Typical.

This just in: BANNED USER is a nut.

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;21873271]This just in: BANNED USER is a nut.[/QUOTE] RTFT. Linelor admitted the jig is up.