Zeke129 is in the process of killing himself now. He got very drunk and now he's going to go out into the Canadian cold and pass out. Let's have a memorial for the glorious Zeke129.
Zeke129's real name is Nathan, and he has been struggling with depression for a long time. He is in a vicious cycle of depression, where he can't get out of the depression BECAUSE he's depressed. Nathan, we're hoping that you'll screw up and not die so you can return to us. But if you don't, we will miss you.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Me: are you still alive?
Nathan: I'm drunk as fuck, getting ready to go out
Me: don't forget your coat
Nathan: don't need it
Me: it's cold
His last drink was rum and coke. A drink of champions.
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EDIT: But seriously guys, despite the humorous undertone of this thread, which is what Nathan would want, he really has gone to commit suicide.
EDIT: He's alive. (See below)
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I'm ok with this
For the record this is 100% serious.
zzeke you are literally the worst fucking poster ever, I don't know who you brownnosed to get unbanned but good job!
Would this count as PUI?
[QUOTE=kaze4159;34738027]Would this count as PUI?[/QUOTE]
I'm not Zeke129, I'm Zeke128.
I'm sober.
But I liked Zeke129. I wanted to put it in him
[QUOTE=Murkat;34738051]But I liked Zeke129. I wanted to put it in him[/QUOTE]
If you can find him you still can...
He might be a little cold to you.
So, why does this even matter? This seems a lot like some stupid way of getting attention to me...and boxes. Lots of boxes will occur.
[QUOTE=Se1f_Distruct;34738069]So, why does this even matter? This seems a lot like some stupid way of getting attention to me...and boxes. Lots of boxes will occur.[/QUOTE]
He told me once he's gone he wanted me to let everyone know.
If he were committing suicide why would you be posting on a forum rather than calling the police?
seems like hes on his computer right now and replying to posts in his thread
If you don't want him to kill himself maybe you should try and stop him? I dunno
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;34738075]If he were committing suicide why would you be posting on a forum rather than calling the police?[/QUOTE]
I don't know his address, only the city he lives in.
[editline]17th February 2012[/editline]
ngwoo is now Online.
ngwoo: jagger
ngwoo: please
ngwoo: are you there
Jagger: you're alive!!
Jagger: hi
ngwoo: I just tried to kill myself what the fuck
ngwoo: jesus christ
Jagger: what happened?
ngwoo: I got drunk, took those pills (I don't think they've kicked in yet so if I pass out don't worry)
ngwoo: and went outside
[editline]17th February 2012[/editline]
He's alive, praise jesus
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;34738075]If he were committing suicide why would you be posting on a forum rather than calling the police?[/QUOTE]
This. Do it now.
oh okay cool
people who announce their suicide on a web forum don't have much to live for anyway
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