HELP, trying to get my friend to fall in love with my fake cousin! - General

So basically, i spent about a mounth planning out this elaborate scheme. My friend has no luck with girls, so I made up an alter-ego named Cherry. She is apparently my cousin and she is scene. Keep this in mind. I've managed to get him to play with mith on ps3 as well as some internet shit we did together. It was going AMAZING, he totally believed it and it seemed like he was gonna fall in love soon! But i think I got ahead of myself. Recently, we were playing Littlebigplanet (It's a girly game where you can build shit) and he was coping someones work in the game. I told him not to copy other people's stuff and to grow a pair and make his own shit. This is bad. I (the real me, not Cherry) have used that exact line before in the same circumstance. He said to me, "You sound a lot like Chris..." and even went as far as to ask, "Are you just chris pretending to have a cousin?". But i worked my way out of it by acting offeneded. He said "Oh i'm dumb, sorry forget i said anything". He then sterted to ignore me, and I said "Im sorry for whatever I did to make you hate me, and left the game". Meethinks, I'm fucked. What can I do to make him believe it's not me? I swear to you facepunch, if you help work me through this the results will be hilarious and I shall post them. I just need to get him back on my side... Fast results, because I have to go somewhere soon and probobly wont be on until late tonight or tomorow. MORE BOXES YOU SONS A BITCHES! MOOOOORE BOXES! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Ass" - Dragon))[/highlight]

You can't force people to love eachother. Also, wait - So you're trying to be gay with your friend? Even if he DOES fall for you, when he finds out, your friendship is FUCKED.

You sound like a great friend!

Lol yeah, what he said. ^^^

All I can say is :hurr:

if he ask's, tell him you dont have cousins or you could, at the extreme, blow up your car and wait say a week......

I'm not doing this to be a "Great friend" and I relise i'm a sick bastard for doing so, but honestly, he's a dick anyways. Firecracker in my birthday cake isn't as fun as it sounds... No no no, he THINKS that me and "Cherry" are cousins. I "Introduced" him to her via ps3.

Holy christ you're dumb.

wait......,hire a girl named cherry to act as your cousin :razz:

If you want him to believe you just tell him "Cherry" has heard you say it before. I mean your Supposedly cousins.

LittleBigPlanet is a great game. I'm a man-child :downs:

[QUOTE=G12-A5;20090536]If you want him to believe you just tell him "Cherry" has heard you say it before. I mean your Supposedly cousins.[/QUOTE] But to bring it up again would be suicide...

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090503]I'm not doing this to be a "Great friend" and I relise i'm a sick bastard for doing so, but honestly, he's a dick anyways. Firecracker in my birthday cake isn't as fun as it sounds... No no no, he THINKS that me and "Cherry" are cousins. I "Introduced" him to her via ps3.[/QUOTE] Dude, having a broken heart is so much worse that some petty joke

[QUOTE=Louis;20090570]Dude, having a broken heart is so much worse that some petty joke[/QUOTE] I know right :razz: I didn't ask for your goddamn morals, I asked for help in this moment of delema!

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090598]I know right :D I didn't ask for your goddamn morals, I asked for help in this moment of delema![/QUOTE] No. You're a douche bag. Go fuck off.

Oh dear god what the fuck are you doing stop it now

Pfffft, facepunch and you're goddamn morals... It's not your problem, if you don't think it's right, don't post. I know i'm a douche for it, but I just can't pass it up. Becides hoow do i stop when i've come this far?

You fucking blew it.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;20090663]You fucking blew it.[/QUOTE] He still believes me, but i'm on thin ice.

LBP is awesome and not girly. It's a great time killer.

lol dats pretty funny yo

I would like to state my opinion again of how stupid you are, just in general for coming up with this idea. Ruining it didn't help your stupidity.

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090670]He still believes me, but i'm on thin ice.[/QUOTE] Good one. You fell into his trap then. Hope he bites.

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090598]I know right :razz: I didn't ask for your goddamn morals, I asked for help in this moment of delema![/QUOTE] I don't like dicks on my Facepunch.

[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;20090694]I would like to state my opinion again of how stupid you are, just in general for coming up with this idea. Ruining it didn't help your stupidity.[/QUOTE] "Hay guys i'm cool because i'm a buzzkill" I get it you think i'm dumb, great for you. Just please shut up i dont care. EDIT Facepunc, you have disappointed me, I was expecting TONS of great ideas...

You're a complete idiot for calling Little Big Planet a girly game. [editline]07:09PM[/editline] Also, this is a really stupid idea.

Your friend will A: be depressed B: beat the shit out of you C: not give a fuck Most likely the last 2 :>

you are gay

I get it I get it, it's stupid. Fine. Just stop telling me that, and give me ways to make it better. LBP was awesome than it got boring and lame. Dlc for 5 bucks every week? No thanks... Whatever, i'm off. Be back later. He honestly wont even care, hell be mad for a day, then get me back in some elaborate way. I mean, you don't just decide to put a firecracker in someone's goddamn cake...

Out of sheer curiosity, what is your friend's name?