how to make the best meal in like 5 minutes (itt: im wolfgang puck) - General

here's what you need: bacon, bread, cheese, eggs, salt, pepper, butter is optional. the steps change based on if you use butter or not, if you are, put butter on the bread (one side for each slice), and then put the cheese in between the bread. (ps if youre an idiot and havent figured it out by now youre making a grilled cheese sandwich) If you are not using butter then make the bacon first. use the bacon grease in the pan already to make the grilled cheese sandwich and eggs in to keep shit from sticking (ps you only need like 3 strips of bacon, and use a bacon press to keep if relatively flat if you can) if you're using butter just make the bacon in the pan at the same time as the sandwich and eggs while your grilled cheese sandwich is in the pan, put the eggs in, you need 2 of them, you're preparing them over easy (so dont break the yolks like an idiot, and make sure the egg whites are done and the yolk is still runny) so basically, if you're using butter put the bacon, eggs, and grilled cheese sandwich in the pan at the same time (buttered pan under where you plan on putting the eggs), if you're not using butter make the bacon first and use the grease to keep shit from sticking to the pan. once everything is cooked to perfection (golden brown grilled cheese where all the cheese is melted fully, over easy eggs that are done and the yolks are still runny, and the bacon is done), peel the grilled cheese sandwich apart and stuff the eggs inside of it, and put the bacon inside of it to, replace the top of the grilled cheese sandwich and now you have a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and eggs inside of it. now you eat it. this is the best meal cause its like 8 minutes to make and can be made in one pan so clean up is like wash the pan you're done.

Sounds delicious.

You should add images of the creation

Sounds like you'd have a real rough shit

[QUOTE=LODY;25564029]You should add images of the creation[/QUOTE] i didnt think of making this thread until i already ate it and now im full. [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Reach Monster;25564033]Sounds like you'd have a real rough shit[/QUOTE] whats the point of takin a shit if u dont sweat a bit, without a bit of suffering you cant feel like you conquered your colon

[QUOTE=Reach Monster;25564033]Sounds like you'd have a real rough shit[/QUOTE] have you never eaten mexican food before? That my friend, is a rough shit.

Hnnnng sounds so delicious

So... A bacon and egg sandwich?

NO

A bacon and egg sandwich with cheese?

I have made this sandwich even better I may make it soon and it wILL BE EVEN MORE REvoLutionqwAry

[QUOTE=LODY;25564029]You should add images of the creation[/QUOTE] Pics or it didn't happen.

How to make the second best meal: Needs bacon, cucumber, red pepper, green salad, salsa sauce, potato salad, tortillas. Fry some diced bacon (250g should do) I like my bacon slightly overcooked. Cut up some cucumber, red pepper (the non-fuckmymouthisonfire one), and green salad Put the plain tortilla to the frying pan and [B]gently[/B] warm it, I often wipe the pan with some oil after each tortilla. Put as much of the stuffings as you want to the tortilla, enjoy. Took like 8 minutes to make food for 4 and needs 0 cooking skills.

Do you mean Bell pepper?

A picture!

[quote]now you eat it[/quote] Holy, fuck.

sounds more like you take a bite out of it and it spews egg yolk at you

Moist and delicious.

[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25564016]here's what you need: bacon... [/QUOTE] [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] all you had to say [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] was delicious [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] bacon