I want to run for Prime Minister of England, yet I think my ideas may be challenged.
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Well. After realizing that Britain has been slowly declining over the past century, I've decided to try and step up and try and change it.
My principal goal would be to unite Britain under one leader, and to help Britain become great again. What I would intend to do is to impose Birth Control, to stop certain people from breeding. I would impose a sort of test, determine your intelligence, and if you pass it, then you're free to have Up to three children, if you fail, then, sucks to be you. However, every five years, you can re-take the test. That way people have a chance to become smarter, therefore removing most people under a certain level. Yet this will raise criticism around Special needed people. People will fear that this prevents them from having a life of freedom. This is totally the opposite of what I wish for. People with intelligence problems will be exempt. However, they must have Three doctors, from different practician, approval, before they are allowed to bypass it.
Now, Britain is in debt, and so, we all must suffer from it. I wish to change that.
It's no secret that we cannot help everyone, as much as we'd love to think that, we cannot. We scarcely have the resources to keep our own country afloat, let alone other third world countries. So, I would stop funding charities, because we do not have the resources to continue. Do not think that I'm trying to stop these charities from existing, if they have the money, and the people. Then, go ahead, help those that need it. But there are others than need it as well.
If we take a look at our capital, we can see that it looks alright. But go beyond the glitz and glamour, and you have crime ridden, and poverty stricken areas. People living in blocks of flats that aren't safe. Children raised on the streets, who join violent gangs that terrorize communities. We must stop our own countries problems, before we can help others.
Every time an election comes around, you hear people claiming that they will solve our problems, that nobody will suffer, and that we can survive troubled times. Such lies are what is causing our problems, these politicians live in an ideal world, where we can help everyone, where nobody suffers. However, I live in the real world. We cannot help everyone, people will suffer. But we can pull through it. We all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of our country. We cannot continue and expect it to get better, we must all do our part. And sacrifices would come, they would test our country's strength to the very limit. But we will pull through it. What I would do is simple, rather than lower all benefits, we would remove the ones that cause us to loose money.
Almost everyday you hear reports on Benefit cheats, on how people have faked being paralysed in order to rake in money. We are running out of money, and because of them, we are loosing grip on our country. These lies, amongst other things, have brought us to our knees, because of them, we must make these sacrifices. Unfortunately, I must cancel certain benefits, this will force them to work, as we all must do. We must all work to pull our country together. And again, every day we hear about politicians in the House of Commons, and House of Lords, we hear that they cannot come to an agreement of something. When we have this amount of people deciding on one thing, sometimes it can work wonders, othertimes, it can mean disaster. With our current system, they claim that we, the people get an active say in things, but do we? We are represented by an MP, but they can refuse to listen, they can ignore our plea. Yet when we are lead by a leader, a leader I wish to be. We can all have an active say in things. Do not instantly assume that I will be an evil dictator, far from it. Quite a few dictators have changed the world, changed their country for the better. This is what I wish to do. With me as the leader, I would listen. To each and everyone in this country. They say that with absolute power, I would become corrupt. But when my ideals are principally for the country. My thoughts are on this country. Is it possible for a country to be corrupt. It is far too easy to be evil, than good. But the rewards of bringing this country from the edge of destruction, back to being the best, is a far greater reward, than mearly profiting from benefiting only myself.
Yeah. Those are my views. I want to make Britain a Dictatorship, and I want to help it.
Would you vote for me? And what do you think of this?
Jeez you sound like Spork-Juct
Why exactly are you asking us?
And where are these people who you have taken off benefits expected to go when there are no jobs??
Heil!
Is this satire
So you want to take away disability benefits from EVERYONE
that will work out just fine yeah
I was expecting a rant on immigrants after the first half but was happily surprised there was none.
Stop hatin' on welfare.
Sounds good, lets do this.
You could ask Obama for advice, he'l bash america and tell you about his good buddy hitler and fox news.
I can help, I'll make a nationalistic anthem for Britain, give me like 200 singers and 1 orchestra and the entire army to march while we sing.
Go for it.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;25593109]You could ask Obama for advice, he'l bash america and tell you about his good buddy hitler and fox news.[/QUOTE]
After he's done praying to Allah and polishing his Stalin bust.
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;25593060]And where are these people who you have taken off benefits expected to go when there are no jobs??[/QUOTE]
Simple. With the current decline in jobs, and the increase in Immigration. We can clearly see the problems, several people have tried, and failed in solving this problem. People are always going to move to where it is better. So, we provide Government jobs. Like council jobs, we would allow the immigrants jobs that are low-ranked, yet still benefit us. Such as trash disposal, or street cleaning. They would get a minimum wage, enough for food, and a living accomodation. That way, we have a way of removing most problems. Once these people have lived, and worked in the UK for a year. They would be granted Full citizenship, allowing them to apply for jobs.
[editline]23rd October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Perfumly;25593080]Is this satire[/QUOTE]
No. 100% my own views.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593152]Simple. With the current decline in jobs, and the increase in Immigration. We can clearly see the problems, several people have tried, and failed in solving this problem. People are always going to move to where it is better. So, we provide Government jobs. Like council jobs, we would allow the immigrants jobs that are low-ranked, yet still benefit us. Such as trash disposal, or street cleaning. They would get a minimum wage, enough for food, and a living accomodation. That way, we have a way of removing most problems. Once these people have lived, and worked in the UK for a year. They would be granted Full citizenship, allowing them to apply for jobs.
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You realise these "government jobs" already exist right
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593152]Simple. With the current decline in jobs, and the increase in Immigration. We can clearly see the problems, several people have tried, and failed in solving this problem. People are always going to move to where it is better. So, we provide Government jobs. Like council jobs, we would allow the immigrants jobs that are low-ranked, yet still benefit us. Such as trash disposal, or street cleaning. They would get a minimum wage, enough for food, and a living accomodation. That way, we have a way of removing most problems. Once these people have lived, and worked in the UK for a year. They would be granted Full citizenship, allowing them to apply for jobs.
[editline]23rd October 2010[/editline]
No. 100% my own views.[/QUOTE]
So you just had to bring immigration into this.
Also this is fun.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25593082]So you want to take away disability benefits from EVERYONE
that will work out just fine yeah[/QUOTE]
Not from everyone. With the tests, these people would not just require to go to an office and say "My back is broke. I can't work. Pay me." They would be required to get Three doctors approval, that show that they actually cannot work. Sorry I didn't make that quite clear.
And you didn't answer my question
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;25593060]And where are these people who you have taken off benefits expected to go when there are no jobs??[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Still 09;25593208]So you just had to bring immigration into this.
Also this is fun.[/QUOTE]
Immigration [b][u]is[/b][/u] a problem. We can't just sweep it under the carpet and forget about it. Most immigrations are fine. Completely acceptable. But it's those %0.5 that cause problems, and those are the ones that are blown out of proportions in the media. and it's that %0.5 that my idea is there to stop.
Yeah let's make sure our low birthrate stays low this is a genius idea and cannot backfire in any way shape or form I know I hate it when a workforce is replaced by younger people.
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;25593212]And you didn't answer my question[/QUOTE]
Yes I did. When I have been down to my local job centres, I have seen quite a few jobs. I believe this whole job problem is mostly down to the media and their constant ability to twist things. Now i'm sure there are job problems, yet with Government provided jobs, that can also work with others that cannot find jobs, I do not see any problems.
Sounds like britainpunch to me
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593273]Yes I did. When I have been down to my local job centres, I have seen quite a few jobs. I believe this whole job problem is mostly down to the media and their constant ability to twist things. Now i'm sure there are job problems, yet with Government provided jobs, that can also work with others that cannot find jobs, I do not see any problems.[/QUOTE]
You realise there already are "government provided jobs" don't you
You have my vote.
[I]"I'm sorry sir, you're too dumb to have a child"[/I]
I would love to see a doctor say that
I'll vote.
[QUOTE=markg06;25593251]Yeah let's make sure our low birthrate stays low this is a genius idea and cannot backfire in any way shape or form I know I hate it when a workforce is replaced by younger people.[/QUOTE]
Not at all. With this "test" we could incourage people to be smarter, and fitter. That way, more people would be scientists, or doctors, or teachers. People that we actually need. Not Footballers who earn more than some of the most important people. One most people are smarter, then we can remove the people who refuse to learn from our society, and we can then all reproduce. With the 3 child rule. It's inplace to prevent people from hording Child benefits, as we are running out of money. Note: Twins, etc. are allowed. And if you go over the 3 child rule because of twins. Then more than likely that will be allowed.
[editline]23rd October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;25593310]You realise there already are "government provided jobs" don't you[/QUOTE]
Yes. I do. But if we can make them much more known about, and make them a much more welcome option, then I feel there isn't a problem.
too long of a read for me ._.
Get rid of London.
Will vote for you.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593007]Well. After realizing that Britain has been slowly declining over the past century, I've decided to try and step up and try and change it.
My principal goal would be to unite Britain under one leader, and to help Britain become great again. What I would intend to do is to impose Birth Control, to stop certain people from breeding. I would impose a sort of test, determine your intelligence, and if you pass it, then you're free to have Up to three children, if you fail, then, sucks to be you. However, every five years, you can re-take the test. That way people have a chance to become smarter, therefore removing most people under a certain level. Yet this will raise criticism around Special needed people. People will fear that this prevents them from having a life of freedom. This is totally the opposite of what I wish for. People with intelligence problems will be exempt. However, they must have Three doctors, from different practician, approval, before they are allowed to bypass it.
Now, Britain is in debt, and so, we all must suffer from it. I wish to change that.
It's no secret that we cannot help everyone, as much as we'd love to think that, we cannot. We scarcely have the resources to keep our own country afloat, let alone other third world countries. So, I would stop funding charities, because we do not have the resources to continue. Do not think that I'm trying to stop these charities from existing, if they have the money, and the people. Then, go ahead, help those that need it. But there are others than need it as well.
If we take a look at our capital, we can see that it looks alright. But go beyond the glitz and glamour, and you have crime ridden, and poverty stricken areas. People living in blocks of flats that aren't safe. Children raised on the streets, who join violent gangs that terrorize communities. We must stop our own countries problems, before we can help others.
Every time an election comes around, you hear people claiming that they will solve our problems, that nobody will suffer, and that we can survive troubled times. Such lies are what is causing our problems, these politicians live in an ideal world, where we can help everyone, where nobody suffers. However, I live in the real world. We cannot help everyone, people will suffer. But we can pull through it. We all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of our country. We cannot continue and expect it to get better, we must all do our part. And sacrifices would come, they would test our country's strength to the very limit. But we will pull through it. What I would do is simple, rather than lower all benefits, we would remove the ones that cause us to loose money.
Almost everyday you hear reports on Benefit cheats, on how people have faked being paralysed in order to rake in money. We are running out of money, and because of them, we are loosing grip on our country. These lies, amongst other things, have brought us to our knees, because of them, we must make these sacrifices. Unfortunately, I must cancel certain benefits, this will force them to work, as we all must do. We must all work to pull our country together. And again, every day we hear about politicians in the House of Commons, and House of Lords, we hear that they cannot come to an agreement of something. When we have this amount of people deciding on one thing, sometimes it can work wonders, othertimes, it can mean disaster. With our current system, they claim that we, the people get an active say in things, but do we? We are represented by an MP, but they can refuse to listen, they can ignore our plea. Yet when we are lead by a leader, a leader I wish to be. We can all have an active say in things. Do not instantly assume that I will be an evil dictator, far from it. Quite a few dictators have changed the world, changed their country for the better. This is what I wish to do. With me as the leader, I would listen. To each and everyone in this country. They say that with absolute power, I would become corrupt. But when my ideals are principally for the country. My thoughts are on this country. Is it possible for a country to be corrupt. It is far too easy to be evil, than good. But the rewards of bringing this country from the edge of destruction, back to being the best, is a far greater reward, than mearly profiting from benefiting only myself.
Yeah. Those are my views. I want to make Britain a Dictatorship, and I want to help it.[/QUOTE]
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