JK Rowling says that there were Jewish wizards at Hogwarts: Only religion not included is Wicca - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/dec/17/jk-rowling-confirms-that-there-were-jewish-wizards-harry-potter"]http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/dec/17/jk-rowling-confirms-that-there-were-jewish-wizards-harry-potter[/URL] [QUOTE]The author reveals the name of a Jewish wizard from the first Harry Potter book and assures fans ‘the only people I never imagined there are Wiccans’[/QUOTE]

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aren't wiccans like witches and shit though

spoiler [sp]dumbledore dongs[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shit post, abusing spoiler tags." - Seiteki))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=God of Ashes;46745674]aren't wiccans like witches and shit though[/QUOTE] I kinda feel like "Wicca" would be a muggle only kind of thing. Y'know, non magical people pretending to be spehshul

[QUOTE=bitches;46745679]spoiler [sp]dumbledore dongs[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://41.media.tumblr.com/973a6b3310c858850e6d80c82796ba4c/tumblr_neu2hcigk81s5b5tzo1_500.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;46745681]I kinda feel like "Wicca" would be a muggle only kind of thing. Y'know, non magical people pretending to be spehshul[/QUOTE] So are Wiccas like the Harry potter version of weebs?

I think it's because Wiccan beliefs would be different to the magic practiced at Hogwarts, so they're separate schools. Although the article suggests it's for the sake of American fundamentalists which I find hard to believe as we Brits don't give a damn about their sensibilities.

[QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;46745707]So are Wiccas like the Harry potter version of weebs?[/QUOTE] Wiccas are this bastardization of all those little things from pagan mythology merged into some weird 90's fashion disaster.

Wiccans make me very regretful that true European paganism has been perfectly eradicated, without much concrete information about what it was [I]actually[/I] like, remaining.

[QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;46745707]So are Wiccas like the Harry potter version of weebs?[/QUOTE] Probably. Wizardboos [editline]18th December 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;46745757]Wiccans make me very regretful that true European paganism has been perfectly eradicated, without much concrete information about what it was [I]actually[/I] like, remaining.[/QUOTE] Probably a lot more bloodletting and sacrifice than Wicca has

Satanists in Hogwarts confirmed, my mom [b]was[/b] right. So shocking.

This makes me wonder if perhaps Snape was Jewish I've read all the novels and I remember him being repeatedly described as having a long, hooked nose

[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;46745778]This makes me wonder if perhaps Snape was Jewish I've read all the novels and I remember him being repeatedly described as having a long, hooked nose[/QUOTE] Hooked nose, greasy, mysterious, plotting. I think you're onto something.

[QUOTE=Explosions;46745811]Hooked nose, greasy, mysterious, plotting. I think you're onto something.[/QUOTE] He didn't seem that obsessed with money though. Also Snape turned out to be one of the best good guys.

[QUOTE=bitches;46745679]spoiler [sp]dumbledore dongs[/sp][/QUOTE] You had such a golden opportunity to say "Dumbledongs" and you didn't take it. I'm so disappointed.

It would be funny if there [I]was[/I] a Wiccan at Hogwarts. "What religion are you, Katie?" "I'm a witch!" "yes we know that but what religion are you"

[QUOTE=Explosions;46745811]Hooked nose, greasy, mysterious, plotting. I think you're onto something.[/QUOTE] Harry Potter and the Hook-Nosed Prince

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;46745827]He didn't seem that obsessed with money though. Also Snape turned out to be one of the best good guys.[/QUOTE] He probably was into potions and following Quirrell around to take the philsopher's stone to make some golden shekels before giving it back to Dumbledore.

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;46745908]He probably was into potions and following Quirrell around to take the philsopher's stone to make some golden shekels before giving it back to Dumbledore.[/QUOTE] is this /pol/ now

but where are the scientologists

I imagined Hermione as being Jewish

[QUOTE=Judas;46745947]but where are the scientologists[/QUOTE] Only muggles fall for that :v:

who is the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism]dudeist[/url] wizard of them all

What's with JK and retroactively labeling incredibly minor characters as minorities and shit recently?

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;46746110]What's with JK and retroactively labeling incredibly minor characters as minorities and shit recently?[/QUOTE] Because there are people who pester her about this shit

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;46746357]Because there are people who pester her about this shit[/QUOTE] Either that or she just wants to go back and take credit for stuff she never really intended for when she was writing the books. But my guess is as good as yours

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;46746368]Either that or she just wants to go back and take credit for stuff she never really intended for when she was writing the books. [/QUOTE] Maybe. Not like I wouldn't do that anyway.

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;46745759]Probably. Wizardboos[/QUOTE] 1000 year old wizards in 12 year old wizard bodies, you can't fool me.

Good. Most 'Wiccans', as far as I know, are money peddling charlatans.