8-year-old boy handed out 60 bags of heroin at his elementary school, cops say

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[release]WILKINSBURG, Pa. — Police say a third-grader in Pennsylvania handed out more than 60 small bags of heroin to his classmates before his teacher discovered them.
Wilkinsburg police say the 8-year-old brought the bags to Turner Elementary School on Tuesday. At a news conference Wednesday, police said some of the bags were found empty in a trash can, but there was no evidence the kids had ingested the drugs.
Police say the bags were stamped with the words "trust me."
School officials sent a letter home to parents about the incident.
Police are investigating how the boy got the drugs.
Wilkinsburg is about five miles east of Pittsburgh.[/release]

Damn, looks like it's time for the cops to lay the [I]smack[/I] down on that kid.

[Starpluck]

The fuck?

[quote]
Police say the bags were stamped with the words "trust me."[/quote]

[Loriborn]

I believe the child was given the drugs by a crazy, who wanted to see terrible things happen. Kid probably didn't even know what he had.

[d3450]

:whoptc:

[CheeseMan]

:wtc:

[Gummylamb]

Wat

[rnate]

Someone took too many tips from Half Baked.

[duck]

Elementary, dear watson.

[Devodiere]

I would of at least tasted it. You find a bunch of bags full of white powder in a rubbish bin; you don't hand them out to your friends, you taste it and see if it's sugar or something.

[lintz]

What the christ. :facepalm: God I hate society.

[Devodiere]

What makes you think this is anything related to degrading society? Seems pretty innocent really.

A dropoff point for drugs in an empty trash bin, a curious kid happens to find it before anyone else, kid is nice to his friends and shares them around, teacher catches that it's heroin before anything bad happens.

[The mouse]

[QUOTE=leach139;21381499]Elementary, dear watson.[/QUOTE]:rimshot:

[Makol]

wow

[RedStar]

[QUOTE=Devodiere;21381571]I would of at least tasted it. You find a bunch of bags full of white powder in a rubbish bin; you don't hand them out to your friends, you taste it and see if it's sugar or something.[/QUOTE]

I thought heroin was brown. Or is that TV show fabrication?

[DrMelon]

[QUOTE=RedStar;21381865]I thought heroin was brown. Or is that TV show fabrication?[/QUOTE]
Heroin comes in many forms, both refined and unrefined - colours range from white to brown to pale yellow.

[RedStar]

[QUOTE=robowurmz;21381882]Heroin comes in many forms, both refined and unrefined - colours range from white to brown to pale yellow.[/QUOTE]

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[Sleepy feet]

now how in the hell did he get 60 baggies of one of the most dangerous drugs in the world?

[DuncanFrost]

Well, that's gotta [I]blow[/I] :smug:

[長門有希]

Daddy, can I have 500 dollals, please? My heloin stash is ovel..
Here you go, bo- WAIT WHAT??

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=leach139;21381499]Elementary, dear watson.[/QUOTE]

Double pun

Elementary, and Sherlock Holmes used opium frequently

8/10

Wow you're an internet detective too!

8.5/10

[Wolfie13]

Probably just got handed them by some druggie who told them to hand them out. It's sad.

[Sodisna]

Should have pinned it on a Elmo doll. That would have worked.