My Mom just accidentally ate weed and she doesn't know it!! What Should I do?! - General

Okay so I have been on Vacation in BC for a month and I had bought a little too much tree. And I didn't have the time to get rid of it by myself or the chance to give it/sell it to a friend. So last night I thought I would take what was left of it and turn it into weed peanut butter. I didn't have all the right ingredients I was told I needed, but I didn't care I because I needed to make it happen so that I didn't waste my money. So I took Skippy peanut butter (complete shit, not good for THC extraction, but more to mask the flavor) and I put down a layer of non-salted butter inside. I then sprinkled the tree in and put a little butter on top and then covered it all up with a layer of peanut butter so that it didn't smell up my microwave/kitchen/house. After microwaving it for about 2 minutes I took it out, gave it a stir, and put it back in, and then I took it out again and poured it through a strainer, and let it cool to a solid in the fridge. I tried some on a croissant this morning that my mom made for me, she suggested it (which was quite peculiar since I had been thinking about peanut butter and nutella croissants for the last 2 days, yet I had never had one before in my life, and I had never mentioned anything about it to anybody :v:) Anyhow, so i ate it and went out with the family while I let it set in. It set in pretty nicely to my surprise, and my mom just offered me another one so she made one for me, and then [B]made another one for herself![/B] I told her she should try the other butter, I tried to tell her that the butter tasted burnt, I tried to hint at it slightly, but I didn't want to make her mad for making weed butter and having it in the fridge (she's cool with weed, but I don't think she realized that it can be eaten too). So she just ate a weed peanut butter croissant (I laughed for a bit :v: I've always wanted her to try weed) and now i'm kind of scared as to what might happen, I have no idea what to do!

film it

You're the second person to say that so far :v: I have a camera ready!

if she's cool with weed tell her to chill out for a few hours and not drive otherwise don't tell her shit, if she doesn't know weed can be eaten then she'll be clueless as to what's making her eat the rest of your shit

[QUOTE=stupid10er;36784735]if she's cool with weed tell her to chill out for a few hours and not drive otherwise don't tell her shit, if she doesn't know weed can be eaten then she'll be clueless as to what's making her eat the rest of your shit[/QUOTE] I think telling her would be unwise on my part unless she somehow confronts me about it and asks why it was so amazing or something like that. Haha okay perfect, as long as it'll be harmless I'm fine with the shinanigans :v:

you should have told her that it had weed in it straight away really.

as amusing as this is, don't let her put herself in any unintentional danger. Like driving, attempting to use the gas oven or operating heavy machinery

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i really hope for you that she isn't required to have drug tests at her job or you may have totaly fucked up her career.

No she doesn't need to worry about drug tests, and I know she has the right mentality to handle herself. Everything is fine, she's just more mellow than usual right now :v: she even apologized for how she was speaking to me at one point :v: Also I gave away the rest of my weed to one of the beggars at the intersection. She was stoked! And it makes me feel much better to just give it away rather to just smoke it all myself and risk looking stupid.

giver her more

When I read the title I thought you meant she ate a nug and you were afraid she'd overdosed or been poisoned lol.

[QUOTE=Tophat;36787074]No she doesn't need to worry about drug tests, and I know she has the right mentality to handle herself. Everything is fine, she's just more mellow than usual right now :v: she even apologized for how she was speaking to me at one point :v: Also I gave away the rest of my weed to one of the beggars at the intersection. She was stoked! And it makes me feel much better to just give it away rather to just smoke it all myself and risk looking stupid.[/QUOTE] it was probably a whore. go back and ask if she realise that she owes you a blowjob.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;36790079]it was probably a whore. go back and ask if she realise that she owes you a blowjob.[/QUOTE] If only I had the time Brother :v:

The same thing happened once when I made space cake. My dad ate a slice with his coffee (not knowing it had something extra), and spent the entire evening watching comedy central while stupidly grinning. Never told him what was in the cake though, but I think he suspected something.

[QUOTE=Tophat;36790409]If only I had the time Brother :v:[/QUOTE] Theres always time for head.

[QUOTE=Spot;36792496]The same thing happened once when I made space cake. My dad ate a slice with his coffee (not knowing it had something extra), and spent the entire evening watching comedy central while stupidly grinning. Never told him what was in the cake though, but I think he suspected something.[/QUOTE] My step-dad once told me his father ate a few pot cookies he (my step-father) had carelessly left out on the counter and he (his father) started freaking the fuck out.

Check her into rehab, it's all over now.

Reminds me of a story my history teacher told us once. His friend or something, I've forgotten now, but whoever it was, they went to Laos (I think? Maybe Thailand) and saw a shop named "happy pizza". They were rich of course, and they went in and thought that the pizza was just insanely high quality as it was pretty goddamn expensive. They ate the whole pizza and as it turns out the thing had a shitload of weed baked in to it. :v:

Why is thread still active, the incident happened like 2 weeks ago

[QUOTE=PuppetSeagull;37044772]Why is thread still active, the incident happened like 2 weeks ago[/QUOTE] because it's a fun thread.

I dont even understand how someone can care that its still going, some people get annoyed at stuff way to easy

sorry if I came off as hostile or something, it [B]is[/B] an amusing thread.

You and your mom should get high as fuck on croissants. Mow that shit

Man i havent been in DD for like 2 weeks. I missed out on all the good stuff. Also on the related note of parents taking drugs accidentaly. Would it be a good idea to slip my parents a little bit of MDMA in there drink or something. I mean they fight like fucking cats and dogs and hate each other. And i had heard that MDMA is being tested in couples therapy somewhere in the world. And i know when i take it i love everything and everyone. Im not really going to do it. But i thought it would be a good idea

Idk. I don't really think people should be drugged cause it can really fuck with people. I mean low-dose MDMA isn't gonna harm anybody really but it's the principle of the matter. That said, pot helps my folks :v: but I'm not sneakily making them smoke it lol

i would not advise to drug anyone with mdma. it can seriously fuck shit up.

Drugging people without their permission is pretty fucked.

it really is, and anyone that does it deserves a beating if shit goes wrong.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;37066482]it really is, and anyone that does it deserves a beating if shit goes wrong.[/QUOTE] Or a high five if everything goes well