Cards Against Humanity Is Trying to Recruit Barack Obama as CEO
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Cards Against Humanity is looking for a new CEO—specifically, Barack Obama.
The makers of the popular card game, whose stream of witty and irreverent stunts includes digging a massive hole for no reason and raising prices on Black Friday, posted a fake job listing this week in both the Chicago Tribune and on Craigslist. The company says it’s looking for a new CEO who has “minimum eight years experience as President of the United States of America or equivalent nation,” among these requirements:
- Strong public speaking skills
- Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
- Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
- Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition
- Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
- Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
- Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
- Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
- Natural born citizen of the United States
- Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
The job includes benefits such as “health/dental/vision insurance (while available)” and “access to office pantry with unlimited almonds.” (That last point was a reference to a report published last year that suggested Obama eats exactly seven almonds a night; he later set the record straight, saying he does not count the number of almonds he eats.)
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[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bus/5970647019.html[/url]
I especially like this part:
[QUOTE]Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending[/QUOTE]
Following their [URL="https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/"]post about what they spent all their black friday sale money on.[/URL]
[editline]25th January 2017[/editline]
Going back and re-reading what they spent it on it looks like a lot of them used their money fairly responsibly, donating decent amounts.
[QUOTE=hippowombat;51727247]I especially like this part:
Following their [URL="https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/"]post about what they spent all their black friday sale money on.[/URL]
[editline]25th January 2017[/editline]
Going back and re-reading what they spent it on it looks like a lot of them used their money fairly responsibly, donating decent amounts.[/QUOTE]
To be fair they all donated to charity.
Ah you beat me to it.
These guys should hire Shia LaBeouf.
They like staying relevant via wacky antics, he likes staying relevant via wacky antics, it's a match made in heaven.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;51727255]To be fair they all donated to charity.
Ah you beat me to it.[/QUOTE]
Except Kevin. Fucking Kevin.
But we don't even know he is a natural born citizen. We need the long form certificate. Hashtag American CEOs for America
[QUOTE=hippowombat;51727247]I especially like this part:
Following their [URL="https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/"]post about what they spent all their black friday sale money on.[/URL]
[editline]25th January 2017[/editline]
Going back and re-reading what they spent it on it looks like a lot of them used their money fairly responsibly, donating decent amounts.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Czu82sG.png[/t]
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