Dude attacks Brazilian wandering spider ( world's most venomous spider) - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbXKl99t_pc&feature=related[/media] JESUS WHY

Saw cover picture, no thanks.

As much as I love spiders, I'd probably stomp that thing into oblivion if I saw it on my floor.

No me gusta, no me gusta!! :(

JESUS NO. GET IT AWAY

I love how at 51 seconds a bug crosses the background and gives no fuck. "Oh just a battle to the death between the deadliest spider on the planet and the deadliest mammal on the planet, no big deal."

lol nopenopenopenopenopenope

[QUOTE=Edthefirst;34994536]I love how at 51 seconds a bug crosses the background and gives no fuck. "Oh just a battle to the death between the deadliest spider on the planet and the deadliest mammal on the planet, no big deal."[/QUOTE] I was like "SPIDER, EAT THAT LITTLE BUG"

so far i know of 20 "worlds most venomous spider(s)"

I was expecting an African american man attacking a car sized spider with a shoe, no idea why

According to the Guinness world records, these actually are the most venomous.

Its so cute how it stands up and raises its 4 legs in attack position :3

Lifted my feet straight off the ground as soon as I started watching

[quote]The amount of P. nigriventer venom necessary to kill a 20 g mouse has been shown to be only 6 μg intravenously and 134 μg subcutaneously as compared to 110 μg and 200 μg respectively for Latrodectus mactans (Southern black widow). This ranks Phoneutria venom among the most deadly spider venoms to mice. Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin. Venom from wandering spider injected in human body can lead to death within 2-12 hours. The venom induces release of nitric oxide which acts as a dilating agent and arteries and veins are dilated, it is then followed by increased blood flow in penis and results in a long duration penile erection. Finally the victim dies by a heart stroke[/quote] The venom gives you the most intense hard-on of your life before you die of a heart attack.

I like how the woman is pleading with the man to leave it the fuck alone.

[QUOTE=Orkel;34999581]The venom gives you the most intense hard-on of your life before you die of a heart attack.[/QUOTE] True story

the fucking fangs on that thing jesus christ

I would have lost my shit when it jumped up onto the shoe.

NO ME GUSTA MI AMOR!

[QUOTE=Orkel;34999581]The venom gives you the most intense hard-on of your life before you die of a heart attack.[/QUOTE] Apparently it's an extremely painful hard-on.

[QUOTE=Edthefirst;34994536]I love how at 51 seconds a bug crosses the background and gives no fuck. "Oh just a battle to the death between the deadliest spider on the planet and the deadliest mammal on the planet, no big deal."[/QUOTE] proud to be a human

Can kill within 2-12 hours.. why take the risk no matter how small to mess around with it with a flipflop?!

That spider was like ''Come at me bro!''

[QUOTE=Haunted;35003944]Can kill within 2-12 hours.. why take the risk no matter how small to mess around with it with a flipflop?![/QUOTE] Because doing stupid shit is fun.

Am I the only one that's only seeing 7 legs?

rip shoe

[QUOTE=Orkel;34999581]The venom gives you the most intense hard-on of your life before you die of a heart attack.[/QUOTE] I think I may have been bitten.

Is it missing a leg? I see 7. [editline]5th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=OwnedByTheDog;35004869]Am I the only one that's only seeing 7 legs?[/QUOTE] Ayup.

Glad I live in Sweden. No venomous spiders. Just the occasional polar bear walking down the street.

[QUOTE=CommanderPT;35006040]Glad I live in Sweden. No venomous spiders. Just the occasional polar bear walking down the street.[/QUOTE] Moose? [editline]6th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=CommanderPT;35006040]Glad I live in Sweden. No venomous spiders. Just the occasional polar bear walking down the street.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA9OMQmnT60[/media] FUCKING KILL IT