• The Birds (2013)--A Michael Bay Film
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[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884788/[/url] I'm not joking either. Look up MB and it's on his future projects. *sigh* Honestly, if there is one person, ONE FUCKING PERSON who shouldn't be able to remake movies, it's Michael Bay. His methods of film making are pathetic and he is going to tear the original to shreds, I guarantee it. RIP [img]http://eplteen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/the_birds-7068851.jpg[/img]
So now we are going to have exploding birds with slow-motion?
Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, The Rock, Bad Boys, all movies I enjoyed
Holy crap These furfags called it [img]http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1435/michaelbaythebirds.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Bulleh;23468631][B]Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon[/B], The Rock, Bad Boys, all movies I enjoyed[/QUOTE] :geno:
Honestly my only gripe about Transformers 2 was that is involved a few too many subplots with humans and the idiot twins. The joke with the mom and the drugs was so unnecessary it's unbelievable. The twins just wasted screen space and had sounded like they were written much later in development. Other than that it was a pretty good movie.
It should be a fucking crime to remake Alfred Hitchcock.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;23468734]Honestly my only gripe about Transformers 2 was that is involved a few too many subplots with humans and the idiot twins. The joke with the mom and the drugs was so unnecessary it's unbelievable. The twins just wasted screen space and had sounded like they were written much later in development. Other than that it was a pretty good movie.[/QUOTE] what about "robot heaven"? What about the shit acting? What about the plot holes?
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;23468816]It should a fucking crime to remake Alfred Hitchcock.[/QUOTE]
my god first the thing, now this? can't they make new and original films nowadays?
but....but...:gonk:
Death to Michael Bay!
[img]http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/451/thebirds.png[/img] Accurate representation of the movie.
A Michael Bay film? What are the birds going to be packed with C4 and detonate on impact?
I will be boycotting this, and I strongly urge everyone else to do the same. Having someone like Bay remake a classic like The Birds is a crime against humanity.
I bet the birds will be some terrorist special weapon and the movie will focus on the US army fighting them.
you could always i dont know give the movie a chance before jumping to conclusions
Oh my fucking god YES. It's gonna be great to see Bay bring his much loved 'edge' to these boring old films. Can't fucking wait.
[QUOTE=bepassley;23469544]you could always i dont know give the movie a chance before jumping to conclusions[/QUOTE]
Guys, if terrorists and/or a secret US government experiment are not responsible for the bird's behavior, how can it be relevant in our society? Disregard the fact that in the original movie, the bird's behavior was never actually explained (possibly adding the elements of fear and mystery), today WE demand answers!
I had to read that story in English class. (maybe it was an excerpt from it) I thought it was pretty good.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;23469424]A Michael Bay film? What are the birds going to be packed with C4 and detonate on impact?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=simkas;23469503]I bet the birds will be some terrorist special weapon and the movie will focus on the US army fighting them.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://trailertracker.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/four-lions-01.jpg[/IMG] Back on topic, I'm hoping this is just a sick joke. [b]Nobody[/b] should be allowed to touch Hitchcock.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKa3CJA6oY[/media] related
This is going to be birdemic with better cgi...
[QUOTE=Jasun;23469353]-snip- Accurate representation of the movie.[/QUOTE] Add Megan Fox's face in there and it will be complete.
[QUOTE=zpiscool;23469469]I will be boycotting this, and I strongly urge everyone else to do the same. Having someone like Bay remake a classic like The Birds is a crime against humanity.[/QUOTE] I am too; this is awful.
"blah, blah, I <3 hitchcock, he is a master (never sat down and watched Vertigo) blah, BOO I HATE MICHAEL BAY BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SAYS HE ISN'T SMART, AND I HAVE DEEP ROOTED PRETENTIONS OF BEING SMART" Grow a fucking set and give the film a chance, sure it'll suck, about as much as a film about killer birds usually fucking would with modern audiences. Oh and whats with the Birds now being a masterpiece of 1960's cinema? As far as I'm concerned it's a passible film from a great director, you'd be a bunch of stupid contrarians if that wasn't in fashion.
well the movie doesn't haft to be good to be Awesome.
I'm gonna say it, in my opinion the original movie was shit. Yeah, I know, alfred hitchcock, fucking legend. I'm sure that back in 1963 it was very scary. I'm sure it has a lot of deep highbrow messages about communism and shit. But it all boils down to the fact, that it was a bunch of birds attacking people, which isn't scary, it's annoying. Am I the only person who thinks this?
We watched Hitchcock's The Birds in 5th grade English class, that was some freaky shit for an 7/8 year old.
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