Why Video Games Are Evil and You're Going to Hell if You Play Them
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZfDBaCiLbk[/media]
A pretty hilarious but completely serious documentary about how you're actually worshiping video games and Nintendo is doing Satan's work
So they point out that without the Jesuit Sir Francis Xavier, Nintendo wouldn't have ever made it's start?
Does that mean he was a cultist that worship the devil and fostered the Antichrist?
Sonic = Satin
[QUOTE=Jackald;35410880]Are they seriously looking at Metroid: Other M? That game was terrible.
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He's saying Mario is a symbol of Jesus. Ahahahahahaah.[/QUOTE]
Satan isn't very good at making video games. He should be stopped.
hey guys, i think im going to download and distribute this video
[editline]3rd April 2012[/editline]
im pretty sure that gambling existed before contact with the western world in japan
you know, considering that gambling has existed in [I]every[/I] culture practically since their inception
[QUOTE=Jackald;35411056]39:00 He claims the bible predicted Jesus' life. Uh, no, it didn't. Scriptures have been found pre-date prophesied events (And got them wrong) which were then edited after the events to be correct.
Besides, what about all the prophecies that didn't come true. Are we just supposed to ignore them?
[url]http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Failed_biblical_prophecies#Unfulfilled_prophecies_of_denial[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah, well, those can be explained with a sim- LOOK, OVER THERE!
[QUOTE=Jackald;35411056]39:00 He claims the bible predicted Jesus' life. Uh, no, it didn't. Scriptures have been found pre-date prophesied events (And got them wrong) which were then edited after the events to be correct.
Besides, what about all the prophecies that didn't come true. Are we just supposed to ignore them?
[url]http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Failed_biblical_prophecies#Unfulfilled_prophecies_of_denial[/url][/QUOTE]
Look, I'm all for a good religion debate, but I think the more pertinent issue is
how the fuck are playing cards symbols of the occult that corrupt people's souls
they're fucking playing cards
oh god
he's bringing up zelda 2
look bro i don't need anyone to bring that up for me i have enough painful memories
[editline]3rd April 2012[/editline]
OH GOD
MARIO IS POPEYE
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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PAC MAN
GODLIKE STRENGTH
god if this is a troll this is fucking amazing
So you can't use video games to escape your life problems but you can use religion? Hahah, okay. I also like it how when they start talking about religious icons in Zelda there aren't any in game screenshots. I also like it how they don't show the bible quote were it supposedly says the snake says you'll be like God. This is a hypocritical video made by hypocritical people bending the truth to were they see fit.
Seriously? The villains are representative of god? ah, the idiocy is blinding
I think I've worked out this man's intent. Listen to his voice. Nasally, isn't it? And droning? Somewhat like [I]this man's voice?[/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8ht4AZ7sg[/media]
I think the similarity is clear enough to all of us enlightened. But how does this show the sinister intent of the video? Well, two people just so happened to have something to say about this matter.
Slowbeef and Diabeetus.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmjzQUgD_c[/media]
Slowbeef is the creator of "Let's Playing". An action in which you talk over video games as you play them, usually with other people. You know what else you talk over in the presence of other people?
[I]The Bible.[/I] That's right. Slowbeef has replaced the Bible with [I]video games.[/I] Much like the Antichrist prophecized in Hammil 4:20, he has replaced the word of the lord with a blasphemous object. But not content with his sullying of God's message, he has attacked a messenger of God, NAVGTR. Or should I say, Adam from Genesis?
How does this all tie in? It's simple. The Antichrist's least favorite game is Other M, because it destroys the reputation of his favored mistress, Samus Aran.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rSagGwWTVM&context=C458d3c2ADvjVQa1PpcFMrX7ARmNEJNOM80K8WZrw5foBL-G610qs=[/media]
By releasing this video, Adam has refocused people's attention on Other M, angering the Antichrist and lulling him into making a mistake.
This is doubtlessly just one step in a grand plan by this messenger of God. I wish him well.
[QUOTE=Jackald;35411177]I fully support people who believe in a God. I think faith is a wonderful thing to have. The whole concept of a God is that he cannot be explained or understood, so there's no way to disprove him, so there's no reason for me to debate whether God exists or not.
However, religious texts tend to be littered with inaccuracy, error, terrible advice, poor morals and asinine things that have no place being followed in a civilized society.
Which is fine, if people want to believe that their books were written by an infallible God (when there is strong evidence suggesting otherwise) then that's fine, but don't tell me how to live my life because I don't agree with you.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget that the Bible and other ancient texts have been rewritten, edited, and misused to fit a rulers need to control over a society. This gives reasons to why there are many inaccuracies and errors and in some or most cases terrible advice and poor morals.
They say video games are evil but use part of the Black Mesa source soundtrack? (in the first 5 minutes)
Right, makes sense.
I liked the whole Islam in Zelda thing, but I don't think my sides will ever recover.
If you can get past the message it can be pretty interesting. I didn't know some of these things.
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[h2]THIS IS THE FACE OF PURE EVIL[/h2]
[QUOTE=sami-pso;35411736]If you can get past the message it can be pretty interesting. I didn't know some of these things.[/QUOTE]
I also didn't know that I was worshipping the devil
Nintendo is Evil! But Praying to God who brings earthquakes and tsunamis is good!
Going to hell for playing video games huh?
Why do these people even bother?
Edit: Any else reconise the Black Mesa Source theme in this?
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[QUOTE=Highwind017;35412208]Any else reconise the Black Mesa Source theme in this?[/QUOTE]
Either this one: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvpLGFF2Pm0[/media]
Or it's the end credits theme.
[editline]sandwiches[/editline]
My mistake, that video has all of the soundtrack in it.
I love how drawing something on a thin piece of cardboard = evil.
Good guy, bad guy. [i]Must be a symbol of religion[/i]
[QUOTE=megafat;35410936]Satan isn't very good at making video games. He should be stopped.[/QUOTE]
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Just like any other video where a christian is bashing something for being "made by the devil", the comments are disabled.
[QUOTE=Hidole555;35414140][IMG]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/11/sidewaysbobby.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Every single time i think about him or hear him mentioned....
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second part if anyone want to laugh at how stupid this is
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7gM-d8sIYQ&feature=relmfu[/media]
That second part is 58 minutes and 13 seconds too long.
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