Weed is really bad. I have a friend who once smoked weed and died from eating too many doritos. I also have another friend who thought he was a pinata and got his other friend to hit him repeatedly with a baseball bat. Though they were on LSD and crack too, but I blame the weed because weed is the most horrible drug out there. Weed also makes you addicted. It is more addicting than heroine, crack, and cigarettes combined. After just one puff you'll be hooked for life and be thinking about weed all day, just waiting to get your next fix.
Why is weed bad? Well it...
Makes you hungry. (People die from obesity)
Makes you sleepy. (Wasting your life by sleeping)
Makes you happy. (Happiness? Fuck that you pussies. Everyone knows happiness from drugs is really sadness in disguise.)
For some people it also makes you go mentally insane at the first puff and kill everything in sight.
Weed is a dangerous drug! Please stay away for your own sakes and for the safety of others.
You think you're only harming your self when you toke up? Think again. Every time you take a drag baby Jesus gets raped by Satan.
This entire thread is the complete truth and if you don't believe me you'll go to hell. I just hope it isn't too late to save those hungry, happy, sleepy bastards.
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is this a ban me or something? Because it's a horrible troll attempt, I did not expect this from you Slip777.
We don't need another one of these threads.
oh gd is tis a banme soryt i didnt kno
Why did you make another thread? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=900015[/url]
I am so high right now.
Weed killed my cat, scruffy. :saddowns:
Bravo, bravo.
Cause I got high. It's because I got high! This drug is making me do bad things :(
But i'm hopelessly addicted and I can't quit making shit threads.
They didn't die from weed, they died from asphyxia and blunt force trauma.
It was a blast wasn't it?
It also goes against the word of god, I mean ffs it's right at the bottom of the 11 commandments!
Marijuana is great.
Shut up.
Marijuana is alright, I guess. I only tried it once.
I really can't see why people treat it like the Devils pubic hair.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;20404086]It also goes against the word of god, I mean ffs it's right at the bottom of the 11 commandments![/QUOTE]
Jesus was a stoner hippy.
[QUOTE=Sharq;20404027]Weed killed my cat, scruffy. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/medium/scruffy.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Sharq;20404027]Weed killed my cat, scruffy. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Damn curiosity
Edit: Oh fuck i just remembered we're all gonna' get banned for posting in a ban me. Quick everyone -snip-
Last satire thread on marijuana I enjoyed more, but regardless, good show.
Been high since last sunday =) this shit really helps me understand music theory so much better.
weed is the best option out of coffee, cigorettes and booze... atleast if stores thought to sell stuff that is healthy, they would ban coffee, cigs, and alcohol but keep weed
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;20404152]Damn curiosity
Edit: Oh fuck i just remembered we're all gonna' get banned for posting in a ban me. Quick everyone -snip-[/QUOTE]
How the fuck is this a banme?
[QUOTE=skidude28;20404008]We don't need another one of these threads.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, hold up...who elected you to dictate for the entire forum again?
[QUOTE=Shock;20404396]Sorry, hold up...who elected you to make decisions for the entire forum again?[/QUOTE]
Sorry, hold up...who elected you to quote him asking him about who elected him to make decisions for the entire forum again?
ITT: double posting fail troll
The worst troll attempt of '10.
[QUOTE=theXinferno;20404475]ITT: double posting fail troll[/QUOTE]
Did you not read the whole thing or are you being retarded? It's a parody/sarcasm
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[QUOTE=TheIceman;20404493]The worst troll attempt of '10.[/QUOTE]
You too buddy
did you get in trouble for smoking weed by your parents or something?
[QUOTE=Price_;20404324]How the fuck is this a banme?[/QUOTE]
Read all of his/her posts
Either that or a parody
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