• Bacon Sandwiches - Lorry carrying pigs collides with lorry carrying bread
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[quote]A LORRY carrying 200 pigs has overturned near the junction of the A59 and York ring road A1237, after colliding with a bread lorry. Emergency services are at the scene of an accident on the A59 near Upper Poppleton, which also involved a car. The lorry carrying pigs overturned and emergency services have been helping to move them into another lorry. [img]http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/resources/images/3359229.jpg[/img][/quote] Source: [url]http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/11584047.Lorry_carrying_200_pigs_overturns_in_York/?ref=fbshr[/url]
Man, sounds like the sort of things superheroes are born from. "And from the wreckage emerged [B]SANDWICHMAN[/B], with the [I]awesome power[/I] to create pigs and bread at will!"
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;46424287]Man, sounds like the sort of things superheroes are born from. "And from the wreckage emerged [B]SANDWICHMAN[/B], with the [I]awesome power[/I] to create pigs and bread at will!"[/QUOTE] That's actually the origin story for Captain Underpants IIRC [editline]6th November 2014[/editline] Yeah I think a peanut butter truck and a truck of something else collide on him and he interprets it as him getting super powers
[QUOTE=BFG9000;46424328]That's actually the origin story for Captain Underpants IIRC [editline]6th November 2014[/editline] Yeah I think a peanut butter truck and a truck of something else collide on him and he interprets it as him getting super powers[/QUOTE] no, I thought captain underpants drank radioactive milk or something and snapping activates the tralala and water turns him into dickass the principal
I hope the pigs are ok.
[QUOTE=Rageguy;46424359]no, I thought captain underpants drank radioactive milk or something and snapping activates the tralala and water turns him into dickass the principal[/QUOTE] I thought it was a fuckup with one of the copies of the comics or some shit. I can't remember, I think it was some cartoon of super juice.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;46424394]I hope the pigs are ok.[/QUOTE] They're dead. RIP
Rest in pork, piggies.
[QUOTE=Rageguy;46424359]no, I thought captain underpants drank radioactive milk or something and snapping activates the tralala and water turns him into dickass the principal[/QUOTE] Cpt. Underpants drank radioactive milk, but the principal / Cpt. Underpants thing is because the boys used the 3D hypno-ring on him.
Also he doesn't get superpower juice till the third book, his comic character gets it in a truck crash
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;46424287]Man, sounds like the sort of things superheroes are born from. "And from the wreckage emerged [B]SANDWICHMAN[/B], with the [I]awesome power[/I] to create pigs and bread at will!"[/QUOTE] Close enough [url]http://youtu.be/28f7KM9MqbI[/url]
Pork chop sandwitches!
Pigs in bready blankets.
It's like catbreading but with pigs
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzwqSaeqofg&index=7&list=PLEB09A674FDA79D3F[/media] This is completely relevant.
[QUOTE=LSK;46432655][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzwqSaeqofg&index=7&list=PLEB09A674FDA79D3F[/media] This is completely relevant.[/QUOTE] and broken
These jokes are a little bit fucked up, guys. go on
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