Guy stuffs Eighty-four bags of crack, Two hundred-eighteen Oxycodone pills, Eleven grams of weed up

[shian]

[quote]
The amount of drugs Vermont State Police say they found on Alex Boulet is substantial. But where they allegedly found the enormous quantity of cocaine, pills and pot makes the story of Boulet's arrest truly jaw-dropping.

In a press release, Senior Trooper Michael Studin says he found 84 bags of crack cocaine, 218 Oxycodone pills and approximately 11 grams of marijuana hidden inside Boulet's rectum.

Boulet, a resident of Staten Island, N.Y., was pulled over for an unspecified traffic violation on May 4 in Rockingham, Vt.

"During a search of Boulet, I felt a foreign object in the groin area of his pants," Studin says in the release.

The Smoking Gun reports that troopers then obtained a search warrant to take an X-ray, which allegedly revealed that there were indeed foreign objects inside Boulet.

After that, it was just a matter of making Boulet take a laxative and waiting for the drugs to reveal themselves, according to TSG.

The press release says Boulet tried to escape police custody and also used his cousin's name and driver's license when questioned by police.

He's being held on $50,000 bail.[/quote]

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/alex-boulet-crack_n_1514961.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003[/url]

What kind of fucking booty is that

[manhaTTan]

An extended rectal passage will be of huge benefit where he is going.

He's gonna be popular in the pokey!!!

[mac338]

[QUOTE=shian;35963638]What kind of fucking booty is that[/QUOTE]

Pirate booty, full of smuggled goods, yarr.

[Scrimp]

And how does someone come about having an ass that big?

[Fetret]

What an ass.

[Ronin]

He's a real asshole for using his cousins license and name when asked. Blaming family for your own crimes is unbelievably low.

[lifehole]

OHGOD THE PUNS AAAAAAAGHHHHH!

Anyways, his asshole must be fucking packed and stretched the fuck out to fit all the bags in there without having any of it administered into the bloodstream.

As in, if the bag(s) break open.

[Sigfrial]

If those bags had broken, he would have fucking [i]time-traveled[/i].

[sp]At least, so he'd think.[/sp]

[Mr.Fancy_hat]

[QUOTE=manhaTTan;35963687]An extended rectal passage will be of huge benefit where he is going.

He's gonna be popular in the pokey!!![/QUOTE]

Well it certainly will be useful for the black inmates...

[Flashcat]

[QUOTE=manhaTTan;35963687]An extended rectal passage will be of huge benefit where he is going.

He's gonna be popular in the pokey!!![/QUOTE]

I'm not so sure, I mean, it's not tight anymore.

It'll be the equivalent of throwing a sausage through an empty hallway :v:

[Eluveitie]

Jesus fuck I can't imagine shoving that much stuff up an asshole.

[Murkat]

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;35963995]I'm not so sure, I mean, it's not tight anymore.

It'll be the equivalent of throwing a sausage through an empty hallway :v:[/QUOTE]

maybe if they have a big purple dragon dick

[Bat-shit]

if those bags had opened up he would be high

[swebonny]

[QUOTE=Eluveitie;35964076]Jesus fuck I can't imagine shoving that much stuff up an asshole.[/QUOTE]

I'm quite sure he swallowed all the stuff.

Edit:

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_swallower[/URL]

[eternalflamez]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;35965037]I'm quite sure he swallowed all the stuff.[/QUOTE]

But wouldn't stomach acids dissolve the packagings?

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35965060]But wouldn't stomach acids dissolve the packagings?[/QUOTE]

Depends on the type of package material used.

[swebonny]

[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35965060]But wouldn't stomach acids dissolve the packagings?[/QUOTE]

They use plastic. And what makes more sense? To shove 300 packages up your ass, or swallowing 300 packages? If it was a few packages then sure, but 300?

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_swallower[/URL]

[Ryll]

I didn't know the guy from goatse was a smuggler

[Zeraxify]

lmao the shit people do for drugs is astounding

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=Zeraxify;35965111]lmao the shit people do for drugs is astounding[/QUOTE]

They're doing it for the money.
Which they get for transporting said drugs, often as a "[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule_(smuggling)"]drug mule[/URL]".

[Zeraxify]

yeah i know bro

i meant the fact that he had 84 packs of cocaine up his ass is pretty weird stuff

[NorthernFall]

Sounds like one hell of a party

[smeismastger]

Kind of feel bad for these people to be so stupid or desperate enought to become drug delivery boys.
You don't get out of such life so easily

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=Dalndox;35963865]If those bags had broken, he would have fucking [i]time-traveled[/i].

[sp]At least, so he'd think.[/sp][/QUOTE]

Pretty sure that if those bags burst, he'd die instantly.

[RobbL]

I'm sure I could think of a pun comparing his ass to a drug mule, which are also called asses
Unfortunately my brain isn't working at full capacity today. Sorry.

[Hellduck]

Sounds like a party.

[Secrios]

[video=youtube;Uom6r5z8BeU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uom6r5z8BeU[/video]

[Bat-shit]

[QUOTE=Zeraxify;35965111]lmao the shit people do for drugs is astounding[/QUOTE]

It's not really an uncommon practice to swallow drugs to transport them.

i've smoked some hash that was wrapped in multiple layers of cellophane and it was obvious as day that it had came out of someone's asshole before it was sold to us. And that didn't disgust me as much as you'd imagine.

OR if you mean like mothers selling their babies for a crack shot, then yeah lmao it's astounding what ppl do for drugs.

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Dalndox;35963865]If those bags had broken, he would have fucking [i]time-traveled[/i].

[sp]At least, so he'd think.[/sp][/QUOTE]
After seeing infinity itself, of course.

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35966068]Pretty sure that if those bags burst, he'd die instantly.[/QUOTE]
Because of the scary dinosaurs in his time trip, man.

[Phaselancer]

[quote]was pulled over for an unspecified traffic violation[/quote]

I want to know how it went from a traffic stop, to him getting a pat down.