Well, that title sure got a lot of you in here.
Anyway, it goes like this, every night whenever I go to sleep, my cute little cat approaches the room, proceeding to jump on my bed, and begin humping it while I'm below the blanket, I would also like to mention that he's castrated, It usually calms me down as if he is massaging my feet, but it's starting to annoy me because he began approaching higher areas, humping my chest and it's hard to get him off the bed as he keeps coming back for more.
It has been like this for a while and I can't help but want to know if my cat loves me, sexually.
Also, an image to demonstrate what happens whenever I try to get some sleep:
[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4305/catcg.png[/img]
So, Facepunch, I need some advice, how do I get my cat to stop raping me when I'm trying to sleep?
Lock your bedroom door?
I say go for it before you do anything drastic like give it away.
kill it
[QUOTE=Peaness;20136513]Lock your bedroom door?[/QUOTE]
But I want him to take a nap with me instead of continuously raping me.
Do the same to him
Put him outside at night. Or shut your door and lock his horny ass out!
Spray it with water when it does that.
Fuck that pussy.
Your own avatar should do the trick.
Get him a cat-shaped fuck cushion
It's only a matter of time before you become a furry... :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Adbor;20136540]Get him a cat-shaped fuck cushion[/QUOTE]
Best solution, it stopped my very own cat to stop trying to having an offspring with my leg
I didn't know cat's had dicks that were outward
i always thought they were inward.
Try waiting for the cat while naked.
stop teasing it and give it what it wants
Either stop letting it hump your er stop complaining about it.
Don't fight it. :q:
I've never seen a cat cock before
Cover your bed in tin foil.
See how it likes sticking it's dick into that.
[QUOTE=z0rz;20136522]But I want him to take a nap with me instead of continuously raping me.[/QUOTE]
It's not rape if you don't say "no".
Don't worry we won't call you a furry.
[QUOTE=iamgnome;20138345]Don't worry we won't call you a furry.[/QUOTE]
we will
This is nice.
Keep a spray bottle of water next to your bed, and when he starts humping you, give him a small shower in the face.
[QUOTE=KestasLT;20136553]I didn't know cat's had dicks that were outward
i always thought they were inward.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20138354]we will[/QUOTE]
dont tell him that you fool he wont have sex with the cat otherwise
Id tap that :smug:
At least it's not a dog. Like..a German Shepard..that wouldn't be to nice...
My aunt had a poodle...thing...and every time I went over to her house...well...you know. Cat's are easier to deal with. They aren't as persistent. Just do something to shock them into never doing it again. Like smack it upside the head. After you do that...it might never do it again.
[QUOTE=the_shiggernaut;20139153]At least it's not a dog. Like..a German Shepard..that wouldn't be to nice...
My aunt had a poodle...thing...and every time I went over to her house...well...you know. Cat's are easier to deal with. They aren't as persistent. Just do something to shock them into never doing it again. Like smack it upside the head. After you do that...it might never do it again.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't work on my cat, it seems to turn him on when I smack him, because then he just attempts to hump me faster than before.
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