Secrios Buys a Tank (SFM) - General

[video=youtube;koBBMDepPzA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koBBMDepPzA[/video] Make fun of the video here [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] Nothing to see here folks, totally didn't get banned

bigcity will never be the same

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;47740103][video=youtube;koBBMDepPzA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koBBMDepPzA[/video] Make fun of the video here [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] Nothing to see here folks, totally didn't get banned[/QUOTE] Sorry, miscommunication!

[QUOTE=GunFox;47740193]Sorry, miscommunication![/QUOTE] corrupt little SHIT

yikes that was awful

nothing will ever top Blue Spy in my eyes

masterpiece of the century

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9Ry4Lj1.jpg[/t] WHAT IN THE NAME OF OBLIVION IS THAT? This entire video is one big ego stroke of his, isn't it?

This is fucking glorious. Someone posts his vid, he immediately cries to the Mods, and gets banned for mass PM'ing. Let me tell you all we had fun with this in the DAAS. Firstly, That's a Tank Destroyer, not a Tank (not familiar with the make though). Second, even though this is pretty much just 75% World of Tanks gameplay, it's somewhat funny, but then the Deviantart OC bullshit just get's in the way and reminds us of the stank lines emanating from it. Third, inserting his fucking fetishes into this video was the thing that got me the most. I can take the MLP, and the Anime, and the general Deviantart bullshit, I've been with DAAS for a while now, I've seen all kinds of fucked up garbage. But morbidly Obese Pyro eating a burger, and Obese Femscout with a bucket of greasy fried chicken, that took the cake and ate it all up. Overall this is the best thing to happen this weekend. I love you guys.

The next Citizen Kane, truly

I couldn't watch it. Am I supposed to? Is it better not to?

[QUOTE=Jimpy;47740259]I couldn't watch it. Am I supposed to? Is it better not to?[/QUOTE] I just scrubbed through it. Every single line of dialogue felt either forced or flat, though admittedly I only heard probably half. It's awful, but not "I wish I was dead" levels of awful. More like "I will never get these minutes of my life back."

That World of Tanks segment was trying way too hard to be like a kitty0706 video and failed on all accounts. And I already mentioned this in DAAS, but there's a picture similar to this video that says Secrios bought the tank with [U]his city's tax money.[/U]

Also I would love to see those PMs that got secrios banned, I feel like it would bring even more humor to here

This needs to be archived for future generations' use.

Oh god i'd completely forgotten about this guy. What was the last one that got posted here? Something about Blue Spy i think?

The world of tank parts where funny, but fuck was the rest of it a cringe fest. That humor was forced as hell, and looked like an attempt to put every dead meme, stupid reference,and the like into a video that was way to long. The part where the tanks did the star wars scene was quite funny tho.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;47740296]what the fuck is this[/QUOTE] Deviantart OC Wanking. AKA typical stuff we talk about in DAAS. [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;47740307]Also I would love to see those PMs that got secrios banned, I feel like it would bring even more humor to here[/QUOTE] Oh hell yes please, that would be the beautiful spicing on the roast. [QUOTE=Derp123213;47740313]This needs to be archived for future generations' use.[/QUOTE] [b]Yes![/b]

I, too, would love to see those PMs.

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;47740349]I, too, would love to see those PMs.[/QUOTE] I gotta get my popcorn.

why does he have mlp eyes? are the intro and the outro supposed to be jokes? i honestly can't tell

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47740245]This is fucking glorious. Someone posts his vid, he immediately cries to the Mods, and gets banned for mass PM'ing. Let me tell you all we had fun with this in the DAAS. [B]Firstly, That's a Tank Destroyer, not a Tank (not familiar with the make though).[/B] Second, even though this is pretty much just 75% World of Tanks gameplay, it's somewhat funny, but then the Deviantart OC bullshit just get's in the way and reminds us of the stank lines emanating from it. Third, inserting his fucking fetishes into this video was the thing that got me the most. I can take the MLP, and the Anime, and the general Deviantart bullshit, I've been with DAAS for a while now, I've seen all kinds of fucked up garbage. But morbidly Obese Pyro eating a burger, and Obese Femscout with a bucket of greasy fried chicken, that took the cake and ate it all up. Overall this is the best thing to happen this weekend. I love you guys.[/QUOTE] It's a T18, technically it isn't even a tank destroyer, it's a self-propelled gun, Wargaming just put it in the TD role because of reasons

What the fuck is this? Is this just pure social awkwardness squeezed out and somehow rendered into a video?

On a side note for all to enjoy: [url=http://moviemowdown.deviantart.com/]His Deviantart[/url] And now the beautiful select deviations, of Secrios. With Musical Accompaniment. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUwauaE0zEE[/media] [t]http://pre09.deviantart.net/1eaa/th/pre/i/2015/116/6/2/zircon_secrios___the_ultimate_gemtleman_by_moviemowdown-d8r377m.png[/t] [quote]Secrios: I may not be the best man, I may not even be an honest man... But I am a Gemtleman. For years I have been a gem trapped in a Gary Stu's body, and I didn't even realise it till now. Much like MLP, Steven Universe showed me the way to enlightenment. It's humour, its charm, its new found way of life. It never spoke with the brain, but all from the heart. Like a distant fever dream of a retro genre that never fully existed, it creates nostalgia from thin air. So I ask, why can't a man cross the crystal gates as he pleases? A man who galloped on all fours then ran with polished shoes. Never to fully transcend once again. The Valkyrie Maidens of Tumblr have blocked our path to the city of diamonds, and casted us out as the common folk we once were, only for praying to more than one sun. This will be the first drop of a coming tide; I fear when this is all over it shall wash us away. MicSet: Sec what are you doing? Secrios: Hey Mic, I joined a new cult. I'm a gem now. MicSet: A huh... Oh my god! Did you stab yourself with a diamond? Secrios: Actually its called a Zircon. Secrios faints from blood loss. Micset: Oh shit! Somebody call 911! -- So if you have no idea what's going on, I have been watching Steven Universe. Its a great show with lots of washed out retro colours; and I thought it be nice to pay homage by making a temporary gemsona out of Secrios. This is also a response to those SJWs who think you can't be both a Brony and a BroGem[/quote] Trying "Self-Aware Humor" :v: [t]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/052/c/6/night_of_the_living_equestria_girls_by_moviemowdown-d8iy2ij.png[/t] [t]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/255/f/5/rise_of_the_big_city_militia_by_moviemowdown-d7dns96.png[/t] [t]http://img03.deviantart.net/3c58/i/2015/116/2/0/blue_spy___welcome_to_big_city__video__by_moviemowdown-d7b3nlt.png[/t] [t]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/009/6/4/reading_time_by_moviemowdown-d70j943.png[/t] His OC reading to a cartoon horse. And finally a small comic about Fat cartoon horses [t]http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/012/5/d/the_adventures_of_secrios__0_cover_by_moviemowdown-d8dnedc.png[/t] [t]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/013/a/a/the_adventures_of_secrios__0_page_1_by_moviemowdown-d8dsea0.png[/t] [t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/014/2/2/the_adventures_of_secrios__0_page_2_by_moviemowdown-d8dxbk7.png[/t] [t]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/018/c/b/the_adventures_of_secrios__0_page_3_by_moviemowdown-d8e0ckh.png[/t] [t]http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2015/016/a/e/the_adventures_of_secrios__0_page_4_by_moviemowdown-d8e36dh.png[/t] [t]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/015/e/e/the_adventures_of_secrios__0_page_5__tbc__by_moviemowdown-d8e36eo.png[/t] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This thread is for discussing a video, not starting a witch hunt." - postal))[/highlight]

A lot of the animations felt very.. floaty. I think. Not sure how to describe them. Like they were moving through a vacuum, no weight to them.

[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;47740424]im glad these are the people i get to spend my time with on this forum[/QUOTE] Your avatar fits the situation perfectly.

Secrios is gonna be in for one hell of a ride once he's unbanned.

I've never seen the saying actually spelt out.

Secrios apparently hates me or something even though I'm far from the only one that makes fun of him he's glabor tier cringey

Why the fuck is this guy subscribed to my Channel? Like seriously, Why? WHY?!!!