whoa...nothing caught on fire,chill out breh
you just got really afraid when something went out of line.
Did you yell at him for it?
Also I never understood how people get burned by roman candles, I've held them loads of times and never been burned.
Burn down his house or attempt too, see how he likes it.
[quote]And as the fuse started burning, he yelled "Shit hot!" because the fuse had leaned over and hit his hand[/quote]
Do you live in the south?
I put a hole in our trampoline with a sparkler.
[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;30884680]So the lesson learned here is, if your neighbors are idiots and or rednecks, and they have fireworks... Be ready.[/QUOTE]
Common courtesy would dictate that you always have roman candles at the ready to shoot back
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Preferably while leaning out the window of a car
You're lucky you even have fireworks, they're banned in my county thanks to this shitty drought.
Get some lemons and show him how it's done.
If anyone tried that where I live they won't have a place to stay since I live in a apartment.
[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;30884680] when he decided to light the roman candle WHILE HOLDING IT.[/QUOTE]
Hes a pussy if he thinks its hot
[QUOTE=plappy03;30884761]Get some lemons and show him how it's done.[/QUOTE]
Good idea... Muehehehh....
Also I live in D.C.
If you don't light a roman candle while holding it, how else are you supposed to light it? They don't have a base. They're meant to be held...
[QUOTE=Soda;30884816]If you don't light a roman candle while holding it, how else are you supposed to light it? They don't have a base. They're meant to be held...[/QUOTE]
Technically, you put them in the ground and light it. But who does that?
[QUOTE=beanhead;30884836]Technically, you put them in the ground and light it. But who does that?[/QUOTE]
Losers who don't have roman candle battles.
OP is a July 4th party pooper.
[QUOTE=Watevaman;30884855]Losers who don't have roman candle battles.
OP is a July 4th party pooper.[/QUOTE]
I dont have battles, but i hold them in my hand.
[QUOTE=Watevaman;30884855]Losers who don't have roman candle battles.
OP is a July 4th party pooper.[/QUOTE]
(insert :smith: here) I just would rather not hold something letting out a shower of hot glowing shiny embers. I don't know what his intention was, but he's not very smart to begin with.
not trying to have 3rd degree burns/ loose an eye
Strangle the fucking bitch.
Piss on his yard and let him know you are the dominant male.
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[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;30884909](insert :smith: here) I just would rather not hold something letting out a shower of hot glowing shiny embers. I don't know what his intention was, but he's not very smart to begin with.[/QUOTE]
Unless they're defective, they spark/explode up to 5ft after they leave the tube.
you'll only get burnt if you're retarded or you point it straight up in the air see: being retarded
Arson is your best option.
I told the lab boys to add more combustible lemons to the aperture science roman candle but they didn't
Anyways we now we are hiring lab boys
Cave Johnson, we're done here
ok well my uncle was holding a roman handle, the back blew out and he got 3rd degree burns all over his hand
so uh
yeah i don't hold them
Only one option here. You've got to fight non-fire with fire. Burn his house down. Rape and pillaging are optional.
That's funny because my drunken redneck (they have a confederate flag out side of their house) neighbors were setting off tons of bottle rockets on their balcony today.
I set some fireworks off at about 1am yesterday for a late Canada Day celebration, i never thought it would be THAT loud. :v:
he was trying to go to the moon, op interrupted a nasa operation.
By the way, the roman candle he was testing appeared to be defective, when he lit it holding it and the fuse touched his hand, he threw it and by doing that, something inside it messed up...
It didn't shoot out, it just shot its payload out from the actual base or tube or whatever, and those little shiny embers went everywhere...
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;30884746]Common courtesy would dictate that you always have roman candles at the ready to shoot back
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Preferably while leaning out the window of a car[/QUOTE]
Speaking of this, I saw some kids in a park having a Roman Candle fight once and a bunch of them started crying and threw their candles when they got hit by the sparks and the candles kept going and hit a bunch of cars on the road near by
Roman candles only hurt if you look straight up and fire one, the fire shit gets into your eyes and stings a bit, thats all really. I shot myself in the hand point blank with one and it only gave me a very minor burn for a couple of hours to a day. They are pretty much meant to be fired while being held, and a roman candle isn't going to burn shit down..
I fire bottle rockets with my hands too, and several times rockets as well--Now that shit is fun. One time I lit a mortar and threw it, didn't go so well because it exploded about seven feet from me and scared me shittless, it was only like a 4 inch one though.
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