Woman Charged With Assaulting Boyfriend Over Monopoly Game - Polidicks

[IMG]http://www.wmur.com/image/view/-/29903594/medRes/2/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/40dmd4/-/ferraro-alyssa-jpg.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]HOOKSETT, N.H. (CBS) – A game of Monopoly ended with a young woman under arrest in New Hampshire.Hooksett police say they were called to a home on Post Road late Sunday night for a report of a domestic disturbance. Alyssa Ferraro, 21, told officers “she got into an argument with her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly and open hand slapped him in the face,” according to a police statement. The boyfriend was not seriously hurt. [/QUOTE] [url]http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/11/24/woman-charged-with-assaulting-boyfriend-over-monopoly-game/[/url] I don't think its gonna be a big issue in the end, since it was just a slap. But man, fuck Monopoly sometimes. When the two fuckers decide to team up and form and a alliance and then build shitload of hotels in one lane, I feel like slapping too.

Could have been worse, they could have been playin Mario Party in which case he'd probably be dead.

Who doesn't physically assault people during a game of Monopoly, it's the standard.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;46586037]Could have been worse, they could have been playin Mario Party in which case he'd probably be dead.[/QUOTE] The victim was found with a plastic game controller lodged in their eye socket.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;46586054]The victim was found with a plastic game controller lodged in their eye socket.[/QUOTE] xxsnipxx

[QUOTE=Mr.Cthrobot;46586116]HAHAHAHAH YOU TWO SURE ARE FUNNY how do i tie a noose[/QUOTE] ~2kool4me~

She was told not to pass Go and not to collect $200

[QUOTE=Chrisordie;46586163]She was told not to pass Go and not to collect $200[/QUOTE] What century are you in? Its $2 million now and you use credit cards now.

Should have saved her get out of jail free card

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;46586037]Could have been worse, they could have been playin Mario Party in which case he'd probably be dead.[/QUOTE] CHANCE TIME!

[QUOTE=Ignhelper;46586189]What century are you in? Its $2 million now and you use credit cards now.[/QUOTE] There are different versions of monopoly you know?

[QUOTE=riki2cool;46586287]There are different versions of monopoly you know?[/QUOTE] I know, I wasn't being serious.

Looks like she got a fair share of whooping too

She got all the railroads but one

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46586381]Looks like she got a fair share of whooping too[/QUOTE] I think she just looks like that

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46586133]~2kool4me~[/QUOTE] xxsnipxx

[QUOTE=Mr.Cthrobot;46586557]Nah i'm just a cynical asshole who can't stand unoriginality. I hope facepunch circlejerks some more with you as the bitch.[/QUOTE] ahaha holy shit [t]http://www.vansonink.com/product_images/v/589/Razor-Blades__74514_zoom.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Mr.Cthrobot;46586557]Nah i'm just a cynical asshole[/QUOTE] that's not something to flaunt around

[QUOTE=Lucien1337;46586494]I think she just looks like that[/QUOTE] Its more like she has been crying that her life has been rather messed up - publicly humilated and potential law action, along with $2,000 bail cost... Just for having slapped her boyfriend's cheek over a game of monopoly, a small argument.... Think about what has happened to her now. - Public Humiliation - Lost boyfriend - Lost money on Bail - Court order - Potential criminal record All for a single slap over a silly argument? Yeh, I would be pretty upset too.

[QUOTE=Mr.Cthrobot;46586557]Nah i'm just a cynical asshole who can't stand unoriginality. I hope facepunch circlejerks some more with you as the bitch.[/QUOTE] *tips fedora Also, police called over a fucking slap? Hah.

did she land on boardway with hotels on it?

[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;46586595]Its more like she has been crying that her life has been rather messed up - publicly humilated and potential law action, along with $2,000 bail cost... Just for having slapped her boyfriend's cheek over a game of monopoly, a small argument.... Think about what has happened to her now. - Public Humiliation - Lost boyfriend - Lost money on Bail - Court order - Potential criminal record All for a single slap over a silly argument? Yeh, I would be pretty upset too.[/QUOTE] I still don't get how police were called over this. I mean its just a slap, plus, I thought the bill is a little high.

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;46586616]*tips fedora Also, police called over a fucking slap? Hah.[/QUOTE] Yeah but if the guy hit the girl what would you say then? Domestic violence is still domestic violence.

[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;46586595]Its more like she has been crying that her life has been rather messed up - publicly humilated and potential law action, along with $2,000 bail cost... Just for having slapped her boyfriend's cheek over a game of monopoly, a small argument.... Think about what has happened to her now. - Public Humiliation - Lost boyfriend - Lost money on Bail - Court order - Potential criminal record All for a single slap over a silly argument? Yeh, I would be pretty upset too.[/QUOTE] It's actually pretty easy to not assault people. Domestic abuse deserves punishment, no matter who the perpetrator is.

When she landed on Free Parking and laughed, he said "Gas, grass or ass, nobody parks for free" and that's when the fight started.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;46586655]Yeah but if the guy hit the girl what would you say then? Domestic violence is still domestic violence.[/QUOTE] If the man slaps the woman its DUH EVUL PATRIARCHY obviously. Also, I wouldn't call something that doesn't actually injure another person violence. It's like saying getting hit with a piece of foam is violence, or throwing a snowball is violence.

"Richard, I swear to fucking god if you put a hotel on Park Place...."

[QUOTE=Mr.Cthrobot;46586557]shit.[/QUOTE] I am having a rough day, I apologize to this thead and to sphinxa279 & Sam Za Nemesis. Genuinely. oh and aba dude

The number of people in this thread who are trying to downplay or even excuse domestic violence is kind of disturbing.

[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;46586595]Its more like she has been crying that her life has been rather messed up - publicly humilated and potential law action, along with $2,000 bail cost... Just for having slapped her boyfriend's cheek over a game of monopoly, a small argument.... Think about what has happened to her now. - Public Humiliation - Lost boyfriend - Lost money on Bail - Court order - Potential criminal record All for a single slap over a silly argument? Yeh, I would be pretty upset too.[/QUOTE] Equality's a bitch ain't it?