My uncle got arrested on Cat Humping and Kid molestation charges - General

Let me start from the beginning because its more fun when you understand everything. I have a 45 year old uncle named Edgar, and Edgar is an alcoholic, drug user, bisexual, cat humper, and a kid toucher. I can remember since I was about 8 years old, seeing my Uncle doing the weirdest shit, but no only that, making him do the funniest shit ever, especially when drunk or high or a mix of both. When I was young back in Los Angeles, I use to stay with my grandmother after school while waiting for my mother. My Uncle - hardly knowing who he was at the time, took care of our cat because we had moved into a new apartment that didn't allow cats so we kept it with my grandmother. My uncle was straight out a loser by the way, he had no job and lived off my grandmother. One weekend I had stayed over with my grandmother and in the middle of the night I woke up for some reason and I heard a lot of weird movement and breathing, and through the light of the living room window I could see my uncle on the couch moving really fucking weird. So I turned on the kitchen light (The kitchen was literally in the living room) and there I see my uncle laying there on that 1960s couching naked and not even under blankets with my cat Lucy trapped between my uncles legs, and my dumb ass uncle didn't even hear me walk up and turned on light. So my uncle lets go of the cat and jumps UP NAKED as I screamed then my grandmother had came rushing into the living room and saw my uncle naked. I had let it go and promised my grandmother I'd keep that a secret and tell no one. But of course when I got older I did mention it as a funny story to my family - My uncle is the inside joke for the whole family. Now onto the drugs. My uncle always tried finding ways to get high, whether it was shoe polish, strong paint markers, anything with gass in general. I never personally seen him do drugs, but I know for a fact that he does do drugs. When visiting my grandmother I had seen him go into the bathroom completely clean and sober and then 10 minutes later or less he's flipping shits all over the place just completely going nuts. At the time I didn't really understand what was going on, I thought he was just getting really drunk fast, but now I just plain out understood. My uncles drinking habits. When my uncle drinks, he would act like such a dick, but no only that, go outside where I hang out with my friends and just embarrass me to shit. I would always call the cops and tell them how dumb and violent he was being just to take him in. Then the last straw was taken, he violated his probation and I didn't even know that he was on it at the time. So he got 6 months in jail, and things were sweet during the vacation :p. For about 3 years things were going swell, although cats were being humped (Not mine, my cat ran away fortunately) and he was still drinking, at one point he had hit my grandfather in the mouth (My grandfather had moved in with my grandmother after him losing his house - my grandmother and grandfather split up) so again he got arrested. Got bailed out by my mother, and got even more drunk, and kidnapped 2 children and tied them up and humped them. I wasn't the one who caught him doing so, it was my grandmother and grandfather that did after a trip back from Las Vegas. The kids that were being investigated had said that they were forced to hump cats :\ So Now I'm almost sure hes completely fucked, They've all lived on that street ever since I was 8 and no one ever imagined this coming from our family. But no one really expected anything less considering its Los Angeles and we're Mexican. From my knowledge, my uncle is looking at 100 years if hes lucky, or life in jail, and if non, possibly the death penalty. I honestly don't give a shit because his mind is almost completely wiped out due to excessive use of drugs. So I consider him dead to me since 2006. Also,

What the fuck

humped = fucked?

Couldn't help but think of [img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/54/Fine_cat.jpg[/img]

Man of my dreams

You guys didn't even fucking read my thread.GG.

I, I, I don't get this thread. You just wanted to share a story with us? Okay. Too bad for you, and your (sick and twisted) uncle.

Where's that book where the kid's uncle is a pedophile when you need it?

Wow. I'm not sure what to say here... 100 years seems a little much for raping a cat and kiddy fiddling.

Wow, great read. I surpose it's a good thing he's dead to you. -snip-

Weird.....

What the fucking shit? :geno:

[QUOTE=stone555;15773725]humped = fucked?[/QUOTE] Humped = putting penis in and going back and forth.

Damn that sucks man. At least you knew, it would be worse if all of a sudden, BAM! You're uncle is arrested on those charges.

rofl tbh

I see mental problems run in the family

Sucks for you. I think 100 years is too harsh, especially considering that 100 years is essentially a life sentence anyway, because nobody lives far past 100, if they live to 100 at all. Lol, the whole time I was reading I was imagining this happening to a white family, not a Mexican one. Most of the mexicans that live near me are hardworking, good people.

Lol

What is this I don't even

[QUOTE=trent_roolz;15773894]Sucks for you. I think 100 years is too harsh, especially considering that 100 years is essentially a life sentence anyway, because nobody lives far past 100, if they live to 100 at all. Lol, the whole time I was reading I was imagining this happening to a white family, not a Mexican one. Most of the mexicans that live near me are hardworking, good people.[/QUOTE] My family are mexican, I guess I'm mexican, but then again we're half german too. but everyone comes from mexico and was born there. I was born here. And is white as fuck. So I'm just pure american. In general anyone thats born here is american, not mexican american, not japanese american. Just American.

this is a furries fantasy thread.

One question, was one of his parents mentally disabled? Did he have a shit childhood? If so, theres your answer on WHY THE FUCK IS HE LIKE THAT. EDIT : LOL MOAR LIKE 2 QUESTIONS

[QUOTE=POWA KILLER;15773928]One question, was one of his parents mentally disabled? Did he have a shit childhood? If so, theres your answer on WHY THE FUCK IS HE LIKE THAT.[/QUOTE] No, my uncle is just lazy.

[QUOTE=Jimmy422;15773748]Where's that book where the kid's uncle is a pedophile when you need it?[/QUOTE] [img]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1450/lolpedo1he5.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773715]Let me start from the beginning because its more fun when you understand everything. I have a 45 year old uncle named Edgar, and Edgar is an alcoholic, drug user, bisexual, cat humper, and a kid toucher. I can remember since I was about 8 years old, seeing my Uncle doing the weirdest shit, but no only that, making him do the funniest shit ever, especially when drunk or high or a mix of both. When I was young back in Los Angeles, I use to stay with my grandmother after school while waiting for my mother. My Uncle - hardly knowing who he was at the time, took care of our cat because we had moved into a new apartment that didn't allow cats so we kept it with my grandmother. My uncle was straight out a loser by the way, he had no job and lived off my grandmother. One weekend I had stayed over with my grandmother and in the middle of the night I woke up for some reason and I heard a lot of weird movement and breathing, and through the light of the living room window I could see my uncle on the couch moving really fucking weird. So I turned on the kitchen light (The kitchen was literally in the living room) and there I see my uncle laying there on that 1960s couching naked and not even under blankets with my cat Lucy trapped between my uncles legs, and my dumb ass uncle didn't even hear me walk up and turned on light. So my uncle lets go of the cat and jumps UP NAKED as I screamed then my grandmother had came rushing into the living room and saw my uncle naked. I had let it go and promised my grandmother I'd keep that a secret and tell no one. But of course when I got older I did mention it as a funny story to my family - My uncle is the inside joke for the whole family. Now onto the drugs. My uncle always tried finding ways to get high, whether it was shoe polish, strong paint markers, anything with gass in general. I never personally seen him do drugs, but I know for a fact that he does do drugs. When visiting my grandmother I had seen him go into the bathroom completely clean and sober and then 10 minutes later or less he's flipping shits all over the place just completely going nuts. At the time I didn't really understand what was going on, I thought he was just getting really drunk fast, but now I just plain out understood. My uncles drinking habits. When my uncle drinks, he would act like such a dick, but no only that, go outside where I hang out with my friends and just embarrass me to shit. I would always call the cops and tell them how dumb and violent he was being just to take him in. Then the last straw was taken, he violated his probation and I didn't even know that he was on it at the time. So he got 6 months in jail, and things were sweet during the vacation :p. For about 3 years things were going swell, although cats were being humped (Not mine, my cat ran away fortunately) and he was still drinking, at one point he had hit my grandfather in the mouth (My grandfather had moved in with my grandmother after him losing his house - my grandmother and grandfather split up) so again he got arrested. Got bailed out by my mother, and got even more drunk, and kidnapped 2 children and tied them up and humped them. I wasn't the one who caught him doing so, it was my grandmother and grandfather that did after a trip back from Las Vegas. The kids that were being investigated had said that they were forced to hump cats :\ So Now I'm almost sure hes completely fucked, They've all lived on that street ever since I was 8 and no one ever imagined this coming from our family. But no one really expected anything less considering its Los Angeles and we're Mexican. From my knowledge, my uncle is looking at 100 years if hes lucky, or life in jail, and if non, possibly the death penalty. I honestly don't give a shit because his mind is almost completely wiped out due to excessive use of drugs. So I consider him dead to me since 2006.[/QUOTE] God damn I'm mexican and this is fucked up to me.

I hope they hang your uncle [B]by his fucking balls[/B]

Hahahahahahahahahaha Oh my god.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773924]My family are mexican, I guess I'm mexican, but then again we're half german too. but everyone comes from mexico and was born there. I was born here. And is white as fuck. So I'm just pure american. In general anyone thats born here is american, not mexican american, not japanese american. Just American.[/QUOTE] Stop being racist to yourself.

[quote=kstyleazure;15774018]stop being racist to yourself.[/quote] It's not a fact, its the way of life.

Oh god I want to post that picture of "A cat is fine too." but it's a meme and I'd get banned :v: