Rapper Andre cuts off his own penis, jumps off a building but survives the suicide attempt - Polidicks

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html[/url] [quote] Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said. [B]Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated[/B], Mann said. Details about what triggered the incident were not available. Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer. His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.[/quote]

It's hard being a gangster, but he isn't.

Johnson cut off his Johnson, you say? :v: [QUOTE=Dippeggs;44566799]It's hard being a gangster, but he isn't.[/QUOTE] He's not going to be a hard anything anymore... [sp]I'm sorry, I'll go now.[/sp]

[QUOTE][I]Johnson[/I] has been a [I]member[/I][/QUOTE] Haha, penis

Penis jokes aside, I'm sure he musta been high on something.

Wu-Tang has nothing to fuck with.

If you're going to kill yourself, why cut your dick off first? That's a lot of unnecessary pain to add if your final decision is [i]death[/i]. Looks like he'll only be cocking one gun now, though... unless he fucks up trying to kill himself [i]again[/i].

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44566865]If you're going to kill yourself, why cut your dick off first? That's a lot of unnecessary pain to add if your final decision is [i]death[/i]. Looks like he'll only be cocking one gun now, though... unless he fucks up trying to kill himself [i]again[/i].[/QUOTE] And there's the risk you'll survive after you cut your penis. I'd rather not survive.

I guess fate's a real dick

well now i guess he has a reason to try again

Either serious drugs or serious issues

[QUOTE=Shiftyze;44566973]Either serious drugs or serious issues[/QUOTE] Or just generally whiny because his last known credit was for Blade: Trinity back in 2004.

Really fuckin relieved the title wasn't referring to Andre 3000

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44566985]Or just generally whiny because his last known credit was for Blade: Trinity back in 2004.[/QUOTE] I know when I get whiny I cut of my penis and fall a notable distance

He's got balls to do that.

[QUOTE=jonnymad;44566809] He's not going to be a hard anything anymore... [sp]I'm sorry, I'll go now.[/sp][/QUOTE] Yes that was the joke.

What in the fuck

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44566865]If you're going to kill yourself, why cut your dick off first? That's a lot of unnecessary pain to add if your final decision is [i]death[/i]. Looks like he'll only be cocking one gun now, though... unless he fucks up trying to kill himself [i]again[/i].[/QUOTE] Probably because people who choose to commit suicide are almost never in their right state of mind. I feel bad for the guy.

[QUOTE=frozensoda;44567207]Probably because people who choose to commit suicide are almost never in their right state of mind. I feel bad for the guy.[/QUOTE] I know firsthand that state of mind, but I never thought, "I'm so sad, my dick needs to go."

>insert "this is why i bomb people" meme< [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb reply, green texting" - postal))[/highlight]

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glad he survived... maybe he and the people around him can use this to change his life around for the better. i would like to know why he decided to cut off his penis before committing suicide though... what kind of message he was trying to make by doing it. then again he was probably on drugs doing this.

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44567223]I know firsthand that state of mind, but I never thought, "I'm so sad, my dick needs to go."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SonicHitman;44568038]glad he survived... maybe he and the people around him can use this to change his life around for the better. i would like to know why he decided to cut off his penis before committing suicide though... what kind of message he was trying to make by doing it. then again he was probably on drugs doing this.[/QUOTE] There's no sense trying to apply logic to what someone does while they are suicidal.

[QUOTE=frozensoda;44568056]There's no sense trying to apply logic to what someone does while they are suicidal.[/QUOTE] True. When I look back, there were quite a few things that did go through my head that made sense at the time to [i]me[/i], but make absolutely no sense now.

[QUOTE=Hoboiam;44566993]Really fuckin relieved the title wasn't referring to Andre 3000[/QUOTE] Yeah I was about to say, was the Coachella performance [i]that[/i] bad

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;44568073]Yeah I was about to say, was the Coachella performance [i]that[/i] bad[/QUOTE] "If I gotta spend one more hour with Big Boi I'm gonna cut my fuckin' dick off" -Andre 3k

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44567223]I know firsthand that state of mind, but I never thought, "I'm so sad, my dick needs to go."[/QUOTE] As someone who is transgender I can say I have though.

Because when you go out, you might as well do it in an outrageous way.

[QUOTE=frozensoda;44568056]There's no sense trying to apply logic to what someone does while they are suicidal.[/QUOTE] Well, no, that's not technically true. Even this action probably has some logical or rational reason for him, even if it seems illogical and irrational to others. Everyone has their own sense of rationality and shit like that.

Wait, you mean andre 3000? Damn, I hope he recovers.