• I Burnt My Moustache Off When I Fucked Up A Bonfire--Need Help
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OK, I need to take medication every day to keep myself concentrated. I didn't today. Now, I was already in a hard day's work for my neighbors and they wanted me to burn off about 20 boxes in the fire pit they have in their backyard. I went to light it and it just wouldn't fucking light. They gave me this shiny paper and it doesn't light for the life of me. So before I get too frustrated, I look over and I saw my way out, a gas canister. I pick it up and put some gasoline on the pile and I attempt to ignite it; it lit up like the fires of hell. I thought the job would be over, but I look over and I had set the opened canister right next to the fire and flame was coming out the nozzle. Now here's the funny/retarded part. I look at it and without my proper judgment, I [B]blow into the gas canister to try and douse the flame.[/B] Needless to say, the fires of hell came up and flew into my face, lighting my fucking hair on fire along with my mustache. Then I did something worse. I threw the canister into the ditch out of anger, and the ditch was surrounded by newly planted grass which was lit on fire when I threw it. I used the hose to douse every bit of flame left. Now the canister is still in the ditch. What the hell do I do?
Eat a lot of cheeseburgers; they heal the pain of mustachelessness.
Good, the moustache was probably a greasy one anyway. You're better off without it, unless it was super badass. Then you're fucked. or draw a sharpie moustache until it grows back. No one will notice, trust me.
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;23749561]Eat a lot of cheeseburgers; they heal the pain of mustachelessness.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bigkahunaburger.jpg[/img]
Uh, grow it back in a week?
1. Elmers 2. Scissors 3. Trim bush 4. Apply to face
Go get the canister and say sorry to it. It didn't mean to burn you.
Just wait and have it grow back.
I'm more concerned over the canister being in the ditch. It's...not mine.
I hate moustaches, I have to shave mine like every other day since it grows so fast and I'm only 15. Bleh, fuck my facial hair.
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;23749600]I hate moustaches, I have to shave mine like every other day since it grows so fast and I'm only 15. Bleh, fuck my facial hair.[/QUOTE] woman :saddowns:
:wtc: This is why you burn things in an incinerator
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;23749619]:wtc: This is why you burn things in an incinerator[/QUOTE] we live in a very rural area. Like, 45 minutes to the nearest wal-mart or movie theater.
[img]http://img.youtube.com/vi/I5ZuifUBrwo/0.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;23749666][img]http://img.youtube.com/vi/I5ZuifUBrwo/0.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] yeah, pretty much.
Wanna stroke my beard?
Shave. Have it grow back.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;23750970]Shave. Have it grow back.[/QUOTE] What's to shave? It's gone!
I would be more bothered by the smell of burnt hair than a lack of facial hair. I singed all the hair off my arm once doing something similar and it smelled fucking terrible.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23763384]What's to shave?[/QUOTE] Your epidermis.
Grow a beard instead.
Grow something more badass.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23749539]OK, I need to take medication every day to keep myself concentrated. I didn't today. Now, I was already in a hard day's work for my neighbors and they wanted me to burn off about 20 boxes in the fire pit they have in their backyard. I went to light it and it just wouldn't fucking light. They gave me this shiny paper and it doesn't light for the life of me. So before I get too frustrated, I look over and I saw my way out, a gas canister. I pick it up and put some gasoline on the pile and I attempt to ignite it; it lit up like the fires of hell. I thought the job would be over, but I look over and I had set the opened canister right next to the fire and flame was coming out the nozzle. Now here's the funny/retarded part. I look at it and without my proper judgment, I [B]blow into the gas canister to try and douse the flame.[/B] Needless to say, the fires of hell came up and flew into my face, lighting my fucking hair on fire along with my mustache. Then I did something worse. I threw the canister into the ditch out of anger, and the ditch was surrounded by newly planted grass which was lit on fire when I threw it. I used the hose to douse every bit of flame left. Now the canister is still in the ditch. What the hell do I do?[/QUOTE] :moustache:
if your moustache was like this [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g7pz0Pj9YNY/Sa9miaPus1I/AAAAAAAAACM/MMuAYs9IwLQ/s400/moustache.jpg[/img] . no loss but if your moustache was like this [img]http://www.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=36317&cid=18[/img] "im sorry for your loss"
[QUOTE=Hanibal;23763872]if your moustache was like this [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g7pz0Pj9YNY/Sa9miaPus1I/AAAAAAAAACM/MMuAYs9IwLQ/s400/moustache.jpg[/img] . no loss but if your moustache was like this [img]http://www.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=36317&cid=18[/img] "im sorry for your loss"[/QUOTE] This. [editline]08:06PM[/editline] Post 1000 HUZZAH
it was a bit in between.
Theres always Rogaine :D [IMG]http://www.freesamplesfromheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rogaine-080508-lg-735742482.jpg[/IMG]
Moustaches look horrible anyway so no big loss. The whole canister thing just pull it out of ditch and put it back where you found it (that way they will never know).
[QUOTE=vealydan12;23767451]Moustaches look horrible anyway so no big loss. The whole canister thing just pull it out of ditch and put it back where you found it (that way they will never know).[/QUOTE] but they use it every day for their gas trimmer! D:
I am wondering, Why did you not just tell them to recycle them, Then you would still have a mustache.
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