[QUOTE=MasterG;29340476]I just realised, technically Chell is the oldest person in the world. She's lived for well over 140 years.[/QUOTE]
Except she isn't real
[QUOTE=juGGa;29340833]Except she isn't real[/QUOTE]
...what's your point?
[QUOTE=MasterG;29340476]I just realised, technically Chell is the oldest person in the world. She's lived for well over 140 years.[/QUOTE]
She was in stasis for 200 years, so older than that as well
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;29340897]She was in stasis for 200 years, so older than that as well[/QUOTE]
Yes, but other people in stasis may be as old or even older, so she [i]could probably be[/i] the oldest person in the world.
"Maybe not quiet as heavy" should be "Maybe not quite as heavy"
Grammatical fascist, awaaaaaaaay!
[QUOTE=Mister Royzo;29341578]"Maybe not quiet as heavy" should be "Maybe not quite as heavy"
Grammatical fascist, awaaaaaaaay![/QUOTE]
RAWR I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN xD
[QUOTE=raubana;29342025]RAWR I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN xD[/QUOTE]
No need to be sad, man. I'm sure a devoted code monkey like you should be able to remedy this problem.
I am quiet heavy too.
-snip.-
[QUOTE=Murdoco;29347131]-snip.-[/QUOTE]
What?
For those of you who are interested, this is the actual code for JUST the song. This may help you figure out how exactly I pulled this off.
[code]
100
##Forms FORM-298
27281-12-2:@Notice of
Dismissal@@##
^Well here we are again@
^It's always such a pleasure@
#^Remember when you tried@to
kill ^me twice?##@
^Oh how we laughed and laughed@
^Except I wasn't laughing@
^Under the circumstan
ces@I've ^been ^shockingly nice@
#$#You want your
freedom?@Take it@
##That's what I'm
counting on@##
##@I used to
want you dead@but@
Now I only want you
gone@###
$^She was a lot like you@
#(Maybe not quite as heavy)@
^Now little Caroline is
in^ here too@^#
^One day they woke me up^@
^So I could live^ forever@
^It's such a shame the same@
will never happen to you@
$Severance Package Details:@@You've got your@
short sad@life left@
##That's what I'm
counting on@##
##I'll let you
get right to it@
Now I only want you
gone@###
$^Goodbye my only friend@
#Oh#, did you think I meant you?@
^That would be funny@#if it
weren't^ so sad^#
@^Well you have been replaced@
^I don't need anyone now@
^When I delete you maybe@
[REDACTED]^@
#$#Go make some
new disaster@#
##That's what I'm
counting on@##
##You're someone
else's problem@
Now I only want you
gone@###
Now I only want you
gone@###
Now I only want^ you$@@@@@@
gone^##
[/code]
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Murdoco;29347131]-snip.-[/QUOTE]
(No seriously, what does this mean? It's not my fault I missed this...I dunno, fad or meme or whatever. Things go by too fast online...)
Snip = I'm dumb and my post was dumb so I edited it out.
This shitty song is nothing compared to still alive.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;29357985]This shitty song is nothing compared to still alive.[/QUOTE]
I prefer Still Alive as well. Also, sure is code monkeys around here.
[QUOTE=Zwolf11;29358068]I prefer Still Alive as well. Also, sure is code monkeys around here.[/QUOTE]
"Dean, you are my bitch." xD
Not as memorable as still alive, but pretty cool nonetheless.
I think Still Alive was much more catchy, but this song was still nice to listen to.
Raubana please lurk more before posting, I don't know how you have been here since 2009 yet you don't understand how Facepunch rolls.
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;29363661]Raubana please lurk more before posting, I don't know how you have been here since 2009 yet you don't understand how Facepunch rolls.[/QUOTE]
ive actually roamed from around 07. i still dont understand alot of shit.
ontopic, spelling errors are to be made but i still love the song
Weirdly enough I still like the [sp]Turret Opera Song[/sp] more.
[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;29364052]ive actually roamed from around 07. i still dont understand alot of shit.
ontopic, spelling errors are to be made but i still love the song[/QUOTE]
Most of it is just common sense and maturity.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;29357985]This shitty song is nothing compared to still alive.[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=MasterG;29340476]I just realised, technically Chell is the oldest person in the world. She's lived for well over 140 years.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget, she looks in her 20s, maybe 30s.
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;29363661]Raubana please lurk more before posting, I don't know how you have been here since 2009 yet you don't understand how Facepunch rolls.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch = women
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