Pull down your pants and draw what you see

[jewdozer]

Well for this one I sat on my make up mirror. Art when personal can be striking. It doesn't get much more personal than this. Does this mean we're friends now?

[img]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/kld0cj8lznt6hle9m0i7.png[/img]

Draw your bits, then post them so I can inspect them. Extra points for smiley bits. Ref pics are welcome.

[SampleText]

:wtc: /thread

[jewdozer]

[QUOTE=LinuX;21042923]:wtc: /thread[/QUOTE]

Never mind "wtf". Slap that meat on the slab and draw that mother fucker. Then post it for mummy. Schnell.

[INv3Rt]

Oh yeah, Jewdozer has mentioned that shes a girl.

Awesome personality.

[SpartanApples]

[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/988a00dick.png[/img]

[LowlyKommrad]

[QUOTE=INv3Rt;21043003]Oh yeah, Jewdozer has mentioned that shes a girl.

Awesome personality.[/QUOTE]

Very. Also, I have inspiration. [url]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:chLhJg7pPVShiM:http://www.vintagesleaze.com/vsimagesbooks-adult-pet/pb-219.jpg[/url]

:ohdear:

[editline]04:10PM[/editline]

[quote=spartanapples;21043066][img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/988a00dick.png[/img][/quote]

sweet jesus it has legs! Why does it live in your pants like that? Get it a cage!

[kgbx3]

[IMG]http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5346/isthatapenis.png[/IMG]
this is what i found {not mine :3}

[retyuoligkl]

[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/borrrrrrred.png[/IMG][/URL]
10 points

[Ragamuffin..]

Jewdozer, you aren't a girl...

(Girls don't get hard on's do they? :rolleyes: I remember it from some other thread about a resident evil character in ms paint...)

[Icebrigade]

[IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/5b4200pclol.png[/IMG]

Who says I look down when I pull down my pants....

[Mini Reaper]

[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;21057881]Jewdozer, you aren't a girl...

(Girls don't get hard on's do they? :rolleyes: I remember it from some other thread about a resident evil character in ms paint...)[/QUOTE]
People say "I came" when they see good drawings but they don't fuckin mean it.

[Ragamuffin..]

[b]He[/b] didn't say he came, he has a number of posts saying I got a hard on or that gave me a rock on.

But, I'm [b]SURE[/b] girls say that all the time. Right?

[jewdozer]

[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;21058531][b]He[/b] didn't say he came, he has a number of posts saying I got a hard on or that gave me a rock on.

But, I'm [b]SURE[/b] girls say that all the time. Right?[/QUOTE]
Post mummy those treasures and stop bleating like a little sheep.

[Ragamuffin..]

ok mummy.

[QUOTE=jewdozer;19036708]I posted a request for a nude model somewhere else and this came back. I love drawing naked ladies as you know because shading bewbs gives me a rock on.

I heil this great forum.[/QUOTE]

I know this one was a joke, nevertheless...

[quote]I've no idea how you do that. Zooming in on her camo trou gave me a hardon when I saw the shape and the way its shaded.[/quote]

[quote]Nips on a pair of tats can be quite hard, hard to draw and hard when they see me coming towards them with a fat cock to stuff between them.
[/quote]

[Mini Reaper]

[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;21058531][B]He[/B] didn't say he came, he has a number of posts saying I got a hard on or that gave me a rock on.

But, I'm [B]SURE[/B] girls say that all the time. Right?[/QUOTE]
It was actually just an example of the fact people can exaggerate and overall just lie.

[Ragamuffin..]

Why isn't [i]mommy[/i] responding. :saddowns:

[Boozy&Bitter]

I think she meant your [I]other[/I] treasures.

[Ragamuffin..]

You mean my....

:ohdear:

[kgbx3]

o you kids go to your room so me and mom will find out what to do with you

[jewdozer]

Not enough dick in thread. I want some sausages drawn please.

[nightwing]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21064112]Not enough dick in thread. I want some sausages drawn please.[/QUOTE]

Well I hope this meets your needs!

[img]http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5986/mook.png[/img]

[Hogarth]

[img]http://uppix.com/f-Untitled_14bb30bec0003671c.png[/img]

[Gregah]

[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;21058531][b]He[/b] didn't say he came, he has a number of posts saying I got a hard on or that gave me a rock on.

But, I'm [b]SURE[/b] girls say that all the time. Right?[/QUOTE]

It doesn't have to be literal now does it?
I know alot of girls who say "Shit that gave a hard on" when they see stuff they like, so it's not that unusal :v:

[Ragamuffin..]

Which is why [b]he[/b] hasn't denied it yet.

[reecematee]

ermm raga, she is a girl.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=21064737&postcount=12[/url]

[Ragamuffin..]

Well, I stand corrected.

[Bourbonrogers]

Pants? I wear boxers! :v:

[Mini Reaper]

[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;21079594]Pants? I wear boxers! :v:[/QUOTE]
don't be so anticultural.

[jewdozer]

8 new posts since my last visit and only one containing meat. Whats a girl got to do to get a meal round here? I've post my bacon flaps now lets get some serious cock in this thread.

Heils extending to Gregah like my daddy's blood covered erection standing tall after raiding my sister's bedroom.

[retyuoligkl]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21080032]8 new posts since my last visit and only one containing meat. Whats a girl got to do to get a meal round here? I've post my bacon flaps now lets get some serious cock in this thread.

Heils extending to Gregah like my daddy's blood covered erection standing tall after raiding my sister's bedroom.[/QUOTE]

Damn, well ok i'll draw a missivly detailed cock for you then... I mean... you asked...
IM NOT GAY

[editline]10:15AM[/editline]

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/dicknvag.png[/IMG]
That was more fun than I expected