• American women love us Canadians.
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True story. I'd gone stateside to hang with some friends, and we went to this pub one evening. I was in New York. This gorgeous brunette walks up, apparently she's close friends with one of my buds. She eventually turns to me and says; "So, are you really from Canada?" I replied "Yep." "Guys with Canadian accents turn me on sooo much." Subtle as a trainwreck, but meh. She was cute. I had no idea what a 'Canadian accent' was supposed to sound like, but I had a pretty good guess. So I switched to a Newfie accent, started chatting her up, went to her place that night. This wasn't an isolated incident, either. Many American women I've met have told me they find the 'Canadian' accent attractive. That, and I've noticed they seem very fascinated by us. Probably because they really believe the stereotypes that Clover has so kindly cleared up in his thread. Moral of the story: Maybe you Yanks should pretend you're Canadian too.
New York does not represent America in any way shape or form, no matter what they may tell you.
Nothing attracts women better than telling them about your star wars figures
[QUOTE=archangel125;18433981] I had no idea what a 'Canadian accent' was supposed to sound like, [/QUOTE] Aboot aboot zed, eh?
The clincher was 'I have noo idea what yoo're talking aboot, eh?' She was easy.
Did you fuck her?
If you're a 20-something strapping young man with long blonde hair and an Austrialian accent most American women will in fact instantly rip off their clothes and offer themselves to you. You Canadians got nothing on them. True story.
You should see how far a British accent will get you here.
[QUOTE=Robert!;18434025]Did you fuck her?[/QUOTE] No, I went to her place for a game of Scrabble. If you believe that, I pity you.
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[QUOTE=archangel125;18434030]No, I went to her place for a game of Scrabble.[/QUOTE] Dude what
[QUOTE=archangel125;18434030]No, I went to her place for a game of Scrabble.[/QUOTE] Cool, so who won?
What do they think of Australian accents? :buddy: [editline]07:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Daolpu;18434026]If you're a 20-something strapping young man with long blonde hair and an Austrialian accent most American women will in fact instantly rip off their clothes and offer themselves to you. You Canadians got nothing on them. True story.[/QUOTE] Good to know.
[QUOTE=Faren;18434035]What do they think of Australian accents? :buddy: [/QUOTE] Everybody loves it.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18434030]No, I went to her place for a game of Scrabble.[/QUOTE] Were proper nouns allowed?
[QUOTE=Robert!;18434034]Cool, so who won?[/QUOTE] Now I don't know who's being more sarcastic. Edit: Whatever we may do, men of the world, I don't think any score easier than the Irish.
Should have said you were a Jedi and stared at her until she left.
[QUOTE=Daolpu;18434026]If you're a 20-something strapping young man with long blonde hair and an Austrialian accent most American women will in fact instantly rip off their clothes and offer themselves to you. You Canadians got nothing on them. True story.[/QUOTE] I'm Canadian AND Australian. :smug: Got both passports for proof.
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Canadians have accent?
[QUOTE=lord_trid;18434242]I'm Canadian AND Australian. :smug: Got both passports for proof.[/QUOTE] Eh not really the right combo. If you were an Austrialian born male with all the attributes I listed, who moved to Spain after living in Australia for 18 years to play on a national Football (soccer etc.) team... you could essentially impregnate American women by looking at them.
I don't know, I speak english and everyone here thinks I'm [I]american[/I] yet I was raised in Canada. [editline]09:02AM[/editline] How's a canadian accent supposed to sound like anyway? [editline]09:03AM[/editline] Oh, I know I'll bet it's how those French-Canadians sound.
like the maritimes
I've been to Canada and it was like revisiting Montana tbh. Not that theres anything wrong with Montana or anything.
Most girls rip off their clothes for a good British accent.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18434030]No, I went to her place for a game of Scrabble.[/QUOTE] Damn kids and their new words for the word sex
[QUOTE=Daolpu;18434026]If you're a 20-something strapping young man with long blonde hair and an Austrialian accent most American women will in fact instantly rip off their clothes and offer themselves to you. You Canadians got nothing on them. True story.[/QUOTE] [img]http://ninije.n.i.pic.centerblog.net/r71yxd11.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Daolpu;18434283]Eh not really the right combo. If you were an Austrialian born male with all the attributes I listed, who moved to Spain after living in Australia for 18 years to play on a national Football (soccer etc.) team... you could essentially impregnate American women by looking at them.[/QUOTE] I'm English and Israeli, women see me, hear my accent, and proceed to vomit all over me and my sad, lonely penis.
[QUOTE=Urog;18435160]I'm English and Israeli, women see me, hear my accent, and proceed to vomit all over me and my sad, lonely penis.[/QUOTE] You poor man.
British accent is where it's at. :c00l:
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