Satanic Fuckin Pizza Hut - General

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hahaha....What The Fucking Fuck

I want one.

I hate those goth delivery kids

That pizza was forged in the bowels of hell itself.

Why didn't you just order it normal. Then it wouldn't be evil.

That, my friend, is awesome.

They were just doing what you asked them to do. Next time ask them to cut it into concentric circles, just to see if they can.

I suppose that's the pizza that was meant to be delivered to Leonidas and his men [/dumb meme]

Look on the back of the pizza - there must be some hidden message.

You ordered it, they did it, what are you bitching about? If they hadn't done it, you'd have made a thread bitching about that instead. They just can't get a fucking break, can they?

Uh. You asked them to cut it into a pentagram. They're probably thinking the same about you.

Rated "LOL"

Aside from the awesomeness of it, that's actually a really nice way to cut a pizza. The triangles with crust contain a lot of pizza, the ones without crust are thick and hearty, and there's a delicious pentagon of awesome in the middle. I approve of Facepunch's latest geometrical pizza adventure.

Someone should get them to cut it into a spiral.

I have to try this.

whats the betting you photoshoped the pic where you ordered it and cut the pizza yourself

Why the fuck would you want to eat your pizza cut up like that, it's just difficult and inconvenient.

[QUOTE=mak364;19452718]whats the betting you photoshoped the pic where you ordered it and cut the pizza yourself[/QUOTE] If you don't believe me, go order one. They have a deal where any pizza is ten bucks.

[img]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6308/180pxsm64dsyellowcoin.jpg[/img] It's not a satanic star it's a mario coin.

Next time tell them to arrange the toppings into the sigil of baphomet. Make them do it [i]right[/i].

[QUOTE=smurfy;19452704]You ordered it, they did it, what are you bitching about? If they hadn't done it, you'd have made a thread bitching about that instead. They just can't get a fucking break, can they?[/QUOTE] haha, if you only knew

He's posting about it to show off, not say "I don't get why they satan-ized my pizza". Of course they cut it to his directions, that's the point.

[QUOTE=RusMar;19452684]Why didn't you just order it normal. Then it wouldn't be evil.[/QUOTE] Then what would he make a thread about?

Holy shit that's awesome.

[QUOTE=PelPix123;19452780]He's pissed because he asked them to cut it into a pentagram, which symbolizes all that is good in the world, and they cut it into an inverted pentagram, which symbolizes satan.[/QUOTE] You do realize pizzas are round and can be rotated right

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19452828]Then what would he make a thread about?[/QUOTE] about something that really deserves a thread

[quote=PelPix123]He's pissed because he asked them to cut it into a pentagram, which symbolizes all that is good in the world, and they cut it into an inverted pentagram, which symbolizes satan.[/quote] How can you know wich way it is?

[QUOTE=Hakita;19452864]How can you know wich way it is?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zeke129;19452847]You do realize pizzas are round and can be rotated right[/QUOTE] This.

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