• EU court blocks gay asylum tests
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[QUOTE]The EU's top court has ruled that refugees who claim asylum on the grounds that they are homosexual should not have to undergo tests to prove it. Three men, including a Ugandan and one from a Muslim country, failed in their bids for asylum when a Dutch court said they had not proved their sexuality. EU states including the UK have been criticised for their handling of gay asylum requests. The European Court of Justice (ECJ) says they must respect human dignity. Its rulings apply to all EU member states. The case is significant across the EU because of a surge in the numbers of sub-Saharan Africans seeking asylum in Europe this year. Most African countries treat homosexuality as a crime. The Czech authorities were criticised by the UN, EU and human rights activists in 2011 for using an erection or "phallometric" test - a practice dating back to communist times - to determine whether certain asylum seekers were gay.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/30290532[/url]
I could understand using scientific tests... if one ever actually existed, which it doesn't. [quote] using an erection or "phallometric" test[/quote] If I recall, they just measure stress response, don't they? Ridiculous they'd even resort to something so lacking in scientific proof just to keep a few darkies out.
Holy shit testing if someones gay? Did they finally invent homometer? Dont we have the basic commonsense to realize you cannot test someones sexuality to a proven fact? At least not yet.
[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;46620911]Dont we have the basic commonsense to realize you cannot test someones sexuality to a proven fact? At least not yet.[/QUOTE] Sadly, as soon as they brought out the penile arousal detector, the first thing they did with it was 'Omg we can tell if people are gay wid dis'
[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;46620911]Holy shit testing if someones gay? Did they finally invent homometer? Dont we have the basic commonsense to realize you cannot test someones sexuality to a proven fact? At least not yet.[/QUOTE] More importantly why the fuck is that even entering into the whole immigration bullshit? Since when the fuck did the EU become Uganda?
[QUOTE=bravehat;46620936]Since when the fuck did the EU become Uganda?[/QUOTE] Well it's not the EU, just some dumbass countries wanting less dark people by any means possible.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;46620961]Well it's not the EU, just some dumbass countries wanting less dark people by any means possible.[/QUOTE] Countries pulling this bullshit are part of the EU, this shit should be nipped in the bud.
[QUOTE=bravehat;46620971]Countries pulling this bullshit are part of the EU, this shit should be nipped in the bud.[/QUOTE] They have. That's what the article is about.
[QUOTE=bravehat;46620936]More importantly why the fuck is that even entering into the whole immigration bullshit? Since when the fuck did the EU become Uganda?[/QUOTE] If you look at where they come from it looks like they are seeking asylum BECAUSE the countries they are from would probably kill them for being gay. So, while it makes sense to want and try and prove this and that these people arnt lying and wasting your time, when it comes to homosexuality or even just sexuality you cant really test it. Its funny you say Uganda because thats one of the country's one of these gay asylum seekers is from.
They should just check how far their asshole stretches. Should be a decent enough indicator. Edit: [QUOTE=MrEndangered;46621113]I know you're just looking to get funny ratings, but it's worrying there are people who actually think like that. [/QUOTE] Yeah, it was a stupid joke. Been play cards against the humanity too much. Not gonna remove it, I deserve the boxes.
[QUOTE=Buck.;46621071]They should just check how far their asshole stretches. Should be a decent enough indicator.[/QUOTE] I know you're just looking to get funny ratings, but it's worrying there are people who actually think like that. [editline]2nd December 2014[/editline] I mean, seriously, the test they were talking about being used involved measuring the width and length of your penis when showing you different erotic imagery. THE PENIS DOESN'T WORK LIKE THATTTTTT.
Just have them french a man in front of the judge Problem solved
[QUOTE=andy85258;46621667]Just have them french a man in front of the judge Problem solved[/QUOTE] Somebody did that joke, like, two posts ago.
[QUOTE=MrEndangered;46621757]Somebody did that joke, like, two posts ago.[/QUOTE] Mines slightly less offensive
pit them against each in an interior design contest top lol
How the fuck do you test homosexuality? It's not like gay guy would get hard at the instant he saw a dick...
[QUOTE=Binladen34;46623363]How the fuck do you test homosexuality? It's not like gay guy would get hard at the instant he saw a dick...[/QUOTE] Easy, if they show up as a blip on the gaydar then they're homosexual. Alternatively, check their back pocket for a gay card- most gay men are known to drop these though so it's not a conclusive test unless they own one.
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