• ALWAYS carry condoms
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I have a story for everyone that should convince you to ALWAYS carry a condom. Let me know what you think. ------------------------ You have invited the girl you have been seeing, Jenna, over to your place for a bonfire tonight along with a small group of your good friends. Your best friend, Nick, and his girlfriend, Leslie, are among the friends that will be coming over tonight. Nick and Leslie introduced you to Jenna a month ago at a party at their apartment, and you guys hit it off instantly. Ever since then, your relationship seems to have been getting better and better with every passing day. You have been having a great time getting to know Jenna over the past couple of months, and it turns out that you have a lot in common. You really like Jenna, and you can tell that she is really into you too. Although you weren’t really looking for a serious relationship, you feel that things are going pretty well. The chemistry between you is better than it’s been with anyone else, and the sex has been amazing. As the evening approaches, Nick and Leslie are the first of your friends to arrive. You greet them, and you guys talk about how much fun you are expecting tonight to be. Nick and Leslie then offer to help you gather some wood for the fire pit. As you guys walk to the wood pile, Nick brings up that he is very happy to see that you and Jenna have been having such a great time together. Leslie agrees and says that Jenna is a smart girl who has a lot going for her. Nick adds that she’s a great girl who is really outgoing. You tell them that it doesn’t hurt that she’s super hot. Shortly after you guys finish gathering enough wood, you notice that Jenna has just arrived. As she enters the yard, you notice how her tight t-shirt hugs her breasts and how great her jeans make her ass look. She approaches you and you give her a warm kiss on the lips. A few more of your friends start to arrive. After you greet them, you say that you are going inside to grab the cooler. Jenna tells you that she’ll come with you to help you carry it. When you two have made it inside, Jenna tells you that she is really happy about how things have been going between you two. You agree, and say that you are excited about how good things have been getting. You then open the cooler and grab two beers. You crack them open and hand one to her. You both take a sip and kiss each other lightly on the lips. You then each grab one side of the cooler and carry it outside. When you get the cooler out to the fire pit, you notice that the rest of your friends are just arriving and that the sun is just beginning to set. As you get the fire started, your friends all find a seat on the various chairs and benches that you have set up around it. You notice that Jenna is sitting on the two-person bench, and you grab a seat next to her, putting your arm around her shoulder. As the wood is burning and the fire is growing, your friends converse and joke over a variety of topics, and everyone seems to be having a great time. Although you are enjoying conversing with all of your friends, your attention is drawn mostly to Jenna. As you and Jenna are talking, you think to yourself about what a great sense of humor she has. You guys are having an awesome time in each other’s company. As you both finish your beers, you offer to get her another. She agrees, and you walk over to the cooler and grab two more beers. As you talk with her more, you again notice that she looks especially hot tonight. The two of you continue your conversation while finishing your beers. Other people have joined your conversation from time to time, but for the most part it’s just been the two of you. As the sun finishes setting, and the fire continues to burn, Nick tells you that he and Leslie are going inside to make some mixed drinks, and asks you and Jenna if you’d like one too. You both agree to have one. You and Jenna are sitting on the bench close to each other, and you enjoy the feel of her body on yours. You tell her that you are feeling buzzed, and she tells you she’s feeling the same way. As you two snuggle your bodies together and admire the fire, Nick and Leslie come back out with your drinks. You notice that your drink is really strong and Jenna says, “yeah,” she notices that too. But you both agree that the drinks taste pretty good. You reach your hand toward Jenna’s and she gives it to you. Her hand feels good in yours. You think to yourself that her body doesn’t only look good, it feels good too. She’s so sexy, and you keep thinking about how amazing it would be to have sex with her again. It is getting late now, and the firewood is running low. You and your friends decide that it’s time to call it a night. As your friends are leaving, they say their good byes and thank you for having them over for such a good time. You mention that you’ll all have to do it again soon. Everybody leaves, except for Jenna. You are very happy that she is able to stay longer. You pour a bucket of water over the dying fire. You and Jenna head inside, walking with her hand in yours. As you enter the kitchen, Jenna gives you a deep passionate kiss and tells you that she is having an amazing night. You respond by giving her a deep and passionate kiss of your own. You both sit down close to each other on the couch. As you sip on your drinks, you and Jenna reminisce over the great times you have had over the past couple of months. Among the various events you reminisce on, you talk about how good it’s been every time you two have had sex. As you finish your drink, you feel excited about will happen next. You and Jenna begin to make out on the couch. It feels so good to be alone with her now. You’re feeling very aroused and comfortable, ready for whatever the night will bring. You take Jenna by the hand, and lead her to your bedroom. As you make your way into the bedroom, you turn to Jenna, put your hand to her chin, and kiss her lightly on the lips. You say, “I really enjoyed being with you tonight.” You watch her for a moment, admiring the way her face looks, the way her clothes fit her body- it’s so sexy. “I’m really glad I’m here with you”, she replies. You notice that she is admiring your body as well, and she begins to move in closer to you. You meet her halfway with a passionate kiss. As you continue to kiss, you guide her over to the bed. Her lips are soft and you rest your hand on her hip. She’s a great kisser and the feel of her body is nearly overwhelming. The taste of her lip-gloss and the smell of her perfume remind you of the previous times you’ve had sex with her. You reach under her shirt and cup your hands over her breast. Her hard nipples tell you that she is turned on. You glide your hand slowly to her back, and unbutton her bra, sliding it out from under her shirt. She unbuttons your shirt and runs her hand over your bare chest, and slowly down to your thighs. You moan, feeling very aroused and excited about where this is heading. You begin to lift her shirt, easing it off, and giving her a kiss on her soft shoulder. She slides your shirt off and presses her body against yours. The feel of her breasts against your bare skin is sensational. You fall onto the bed with her in your embrace. You slowly glide your hand down the side of her body and to the inside of her thighs, fingering the seam of her jeans. She moans with pleasure. She reaches down and strokes the front of your jeans, feeling how hard you are. Breathing heavily, you whisper in her ear, “You’re really amazing.” Your kisses become deep and passionate, breathing heavily into each other. You move your bodies harmoniously against each other. You place your hand over her butt, pressing her body firmly against yours. The feeling of your erection against her body is amazing. You begin to unbutton her jeans. You are feeling very aroused and she seems to be too. You say to her, “I’m so glad we’re here together. I really want you.” She replies, breathlessly, “I really want you too.” As you continue to kiss and touch each other, she asks, “Do you have a condom?” You reply, “There should be some in the drawer.” Your hands continue to search each other’s bodies, and you make your way towards her chest. As you stroke her breast, she begins to move her kisses to your chest, and then slowly down your torso. As she does this, she unbuttons your jeans and slowly pulls off your pants. You groan with enjoyment, letting her know that you are really enjoying it. She begins to play with your nipples with her tongue – first slowly, and then with greater intensity. In turn, you massage her nipples with your finger using just the right amount of pressure. Eventually, she breaks away from you and breathlessly asks, “So what about that condom?” You lean to the side and open the drawer on your bedside table. You feel around and realize that you don’t have any condoms. Disappointed, you turn to her and say, “I couldn’t find one. I think we used them all up last time. I’m sorry. I forgot to buy more. Do you have one?” She grabs her purse and reaches into it. You notice a look of disappointment on her face as she turns to you and says, “I don’t have one either.” There is a moment of silence during which neither of you are sure about what to do next. You break the silence by saying, “I really wish we had that condom. Being with you tonight has really been amazing, and I really don’t want it to end this way… I don’t know… Maybe we could do this without a condom, just this once. We haven’t always used one before so it can’t be that big of a deal, right? You are on the pill.” By the look in her eyes, something tells you that she does not want to go through with it.
Sorry I'm a asexual person so I don't need to carry condoms.
Yeah, I reproduce by budding.
You should write more. Unless this has been shamelessly ripped off another website.
You should write a book.
Looks less like a real experience and more like an attempt at writing.
One word: Spores.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28278347]Sorry I'm a asexual person so I don't need to carry condoms.[/QUOTE] hahaha, are you sure you're not just so socially awkward you can't get into anyone's (or anything's) pants
That last thing is a dumb thing to say.
Make her take a forget-me-now. [img]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/www.ign.com/8410/2011/02/gob_bluth_arrested_development-Desktop-Resolution-600x399.jpg[/img]
This situation does not fit me, to be honest. I do not have a girlfriend named Jenna
tbh, that was a shit read with a shit ending what the hell was the point of that?
Don't condoms wear when carried around in a pocket/wallet? with it rubbing against the material in a closed space?
I'm in a closed relationship with a dude, no need for condoms.
[QUOTE=angelangel;28278448]tbh, that was a shit read with a shit ending what the hell was the point of that?[/QUOTE] I tried really hard on writing this :colbert:
If this is your own story, it's damn well written, and has a good moral. Though for me the moral doesn't adhere as well as it should, since I am, as they say, "forever alone", and I can't motivate myself to make myself into something that the girls would want, partly because it'd be something i'm not. By the way, what's the average expiry date for your common-or-garden condom?
[QUOTE=Levithan;28278400]One word: Spores.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's how I do it. I can impregnate thousands of women just by walking down the street. One time I released my spores into the ducts at a high school wow were there laughs to be had afterward
[QUOTE=ironman17;28278463]If this is your own story, it's damn well written, and has a good moral. Though for me the moral doesn't adhere as well as it should, since I am, as they say, "forever alone", and I can't motivate myself to make myself into something that the girls would want, partly because it'd be something i'm not. By the way, what's the average expiry date for your common-or-garden condom?[/QUOTE] It's written on the wrapper. Also don't carry it in a wallet.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28278459]I tried really hard on writing this :colbert:[/QUOTE] im sorry it was anti-climax :c
Read the first word of every paragraph.
My Mrs doesn't mind having sex without a condom, although with the recent pregnancy scare she may have changed her mind...
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;28278403]hahaha, are you sure you're not just so socially awkward you can't get into anyone's (or anything's) pants[/QUOTE] No, I don't even fap to things or get boners.
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;28278502]Read the first word of every paragraph.[/QUOTE] You is the first word of pretty much every paragraph :colbert:
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;28278591]You is the first word of pretty much every paragraph :colbert:[/QUOTE] You are correct.
[QUOTE=ironman17;28278463]If this is your own story, it's damn well written, and has a good moral. Though for me the moral doesn't adhere as well as it should, since I am, as they say, "forever alone", and I can't motivate myself to make myself into something that the girls would want, partly because it'd be something i'm not. By the way, what's the average expiry date for your common-or-garden condom?[/QUOTE] I want you
Sorry the story is shit, because teens have and will continue to have sex without condoms, without contemplating the consequences. I did it without a dom once while I was drunk, but I gave myself such a fright the next day I swore id always have one when I go out. One of my friends is basically a sex machine, and he always goes raw. I give him shit about it, but he swears over and under that he has "spooge control". It might be true, he's fucked more girls than I care to count and I haven't heard anything yet.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28278370]Yeah, I reproduce by budding.[/QUOTE] Made me think of [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JIytOL-Q18&feature=related[/media]
Wait, all the friends left the party buzzed. For this, I do not approve. I have seen way too many people killed or hurt from this (im a fire fighter). You know, they could have settled for oral at the end... thats what i did when I was in that situation a few times...
You can never have complete "spooge control" without a little bit coming out.
[QUOTE=skylabz0rz;28278689]Wait, all the friends left the party buzzed. For this, I do not approve. I have seen way too many people killed or hurt from this (im a fire fighter). You know, they could have settled for oral at the end... thats what i did when I was in that situation a few times...[/QUOTE] Which feels better, a BJ or sex?
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