Does masturbation bring bad luck? - General

well when i was younger, i grew up in a semi-strict religious environment. i was told in a young age (with church and all) that every NO sin goes unpunished. so i found out that through the eyes of the church, masturbation WAS (and still is) considered a sin. and then somehow, i manged to make myself think that whenever i had bad luck the next day like i bombed a test or get in trouble as examples... i always think that masturbating was the cause of all the misfortunes in my life are the result of god punishing me for masturbation. Also, when at times i didn't masturbate, nothing bad ever happened. So what i did was i refrained from masturbation(for a week) and the days went by so much better. No drama, no bad grades, no fights, etc. question i asked myself while doing this self-experiment: "Does masturbate brings bad luck to all of us? Or just me?" But then as i grew older(much wiser i guess) i realized that everything was probably in my head or just pure coincidence.

I, for one, do not believe in luck. I don't think something you do in private will have any bearing on your life.

There is no such thing as luck, fap all you want.

Why WHY thank you reverend slap a hoe for this enlightening thesis into masturbation and its effect on luck or the lack thereof

no, but too much masturbation probably doesn't do too well for your social skills

Masturbation is good for you.

Bad Grades? Maybe if you were studying instead of jerkin the yerkin.

[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;25355479]so i found out that through the eyes of the church, masturbation WAS (and still is) considered a sin. [/QUOTE] I'm christian and I fap

[QUOTE=MAspiderface;25355560]I'm christian and I fap[/QUOTE] A good Christian. Finally.

[QUOTE=Axiom :D;25355566]A good Christian. Finally.[/QUOTE] All Christians fap and if they say they don't they're lying.

[QUOTE=Jacklus2.0;25355555]Bad Grades? Maybe if you were studying instead of jerkin the yerkin.[/QUOTE] I believe it's [i]gerkin[/i] OT, no I don't believe in luck. Although there may be a correlation between the amount you have to fap and your chances with the ladies.

Luck isn't real. Masturbation has been proven to be healthy. Obviously one single test of not masturbating for a fucking week changes your whole perception of it. You bombed a test and got in trouble, because it's YOUR fault. It's not like masturbation caused you to be a twat or do whatever to get in trouble. How the fuck could it? You also probably didn't study for the test, or maybe just didn't know the material. Masturbation is normal and healthy. If I do or don't fap, there's no real difference except I can get grumpy if I go for an extended period of time without doing it, nothing that bad though.

Oh man this explains so much.

Like others have said, Luck is not real. If you had a 50/50 chance of getting a tumor next week, and you didn't, people would say you were lucky, but you weren't, you just came out on the positive side.

Stupid boy. God does not punish people while they are alive. He does that when you die. Humans punish you when you're alive. Tell those Religious fags that.

God doesn't exist.

[QUOTE=D2K5S1;25356236]God doesn't exist.[/QUOTE] That was the most unnecessary thing you could've brought into this thread. But no, it won't effect your luck but if you have bad luck you may want to consider when you masturbate. Having your parents walk in on you wouldn't be very lucky would it?

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;25356272]That was the most unnecessary thing you could've brought into this thread. But no, it won't effect your luck but if you have bad luck you may want to consider when you masturbate. Having your parents walk in on you wouldn't be very lucky would it?[/QUOTE] It wouldn't be lucky or unlucky. It would be a shit coincidence or maybe he was moaning too loudly.

[QUOTE=D2K5S1;25356236]God doesn't exist.[/QUOTE] You just initiated shitstorm.exe

[QUOTE=Anonymuzz;25355519]no, but too much masturbation probably doesn't do too well for your social skills[/QUOTE] Huh? If anything, bad social skills lead to more masturbation.

Because you think it's bad luck, you're going to associate negative events and relate it back to your masturbatory habits. It's almost self-fulfilling that you're going to have "bad luck" after you masturbate.

[QUOTE=acds;25356398]Huh? If anything, bad social skills lead to more masturbation.[/QUOTE] I masturbate every day, sometimes more, sometimes less, and I would definitely not consider myself having poor social skills.

yes, yes it does.

You make your own luck, so fap as much as possible.

Yes, masturbating is so complex it actually bends the physics of the known universe by modifying mathematical probability to be against you

[QUOTE=Mr. Gestapo;25356545]Yes, masturbating is so complex it actually bends the physics of the known universe by modifying mathematical probability to be against you[/QUOTE] But, judging by the concept that the universe and time is of spherical nature, with enough wanking, probability will eventually wrap around and negate it's own effect. Whack away guys.

[QUOTE=birkett;25356572]But, judging by the concept that the universe and time is of spherical nature, with enough wanking, probability will eventually wrap around and negate it's own effect. Whack away guys.[/QUOTE] I'm doing that right now! :haw:

Of course it does, it explains why my life is so miserable.

My life is amazing, I love it and yet I fap three times a day.

I'm a catholic and I fap everyday, sometimes twice or more if I find the time. Though there have been times when I didn't fap for one or two days. But I have never had any bad luck from fapping.